Toilet trash

[JimW1889]

Did Nigel Adkins shag your missus after that game or something?

 

[BettingBlade]

Jeez is that a Coventry fan. What a sad little twat

Presume so from Dane’s post. Coventry is wank though so its worth reminding people regardless.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Can I have the pound back I put in that bucket at Northampton?

HH

 

[Eza Blade]

Hahahahahahahahaha see you next year

I am not sure if I am amazed or confused at your ability to type with your dad hanging out of the back of you

 

[BerksBlade]

Hahahahahahahahaha see you next year

The witty repartee. It's like Oscar Wilde is reborn.

 

[Nelson1889]

Aren't Coventry that team that have to pay a bunch of egg chasers to play in their own stadium?

That's them right?

 

[shorehamview]

Hahahahahahahahaha see you next year

A Coventry fan getting gobby is like the ugly kid bragging that he was too ugly for Jimmy Savile to fuck him.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

What’s Coventry like? Do you have schools? Or mathematics? How about molar teeth? I can’t wait to visit! I’m too excited!!! I’m going to stop washing immediately!

Now, teach me your customs. I’m married to someone I’m not related to and my child has the correct number of chromosomes. How do I bring this up during a typical dinner from a bin, without causing offence?

Also, fashion etiquette. Do I shit smear shit indiscriminately over clothing I found in a skip? How about the single ASDA carrier bag with a dead pigeon in, left hand or right?

Lastly, I’m nervous about having to wank continually in public without breaking eye contact, and I’ve never tried spice. Although this is offset by my excitement to see so many Heron Foods and Cash Converters and I hear you have a massive Shoezone!

Oh I do hope you will reply soon!

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

I mean, to be fair, he hasn’t started a new thread to take the piss.

So plus points from the forum police.

 

[toilettrash]

I can taste the salty tears from here

 

[RecordBreakers]

I can taste the salty tears from here

Stop licking your sisters face while your dad's fucking her then

 

[toilettrash]

For the record, I don’t live in Coventry and aren’t from there, so hollow jibes of that nature are meaningless.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

For the record, I don’t live in Coventry and aren’t from there, so hollow jibes of that nature are meaningless.

You live in skip. Or with your mum. Or with your mum in a skip. Got it.

 

[toilettrash]

However, watching your fans run across the tarp dividing the home and away fans, to then watch their team lose is going to live in my head rent free for a while.

 

[SwissBlade]

I can taste the salty tears from here

No, you’re confused. That’s the piss you’re licking out of the urinals

 

[Wards]

Everything ok at home pal? Missus not paying you enough attention?

 

[Balham Blade]

For the record, I don’t live in Coventry and aren’t from there, so hollow jibes of that nature are meaningless.

Yet you support Coventry. That makes it worse.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

However, watching your fans run across the tarp dividing the home and away fans, to then watch their team lose is going to live in my head rent free for a while.

What things in your head do you have pay rent for? Two syllable words?

 

[toilettrash]

Yet you support Coventry. That makes it worse.

and you live in Balham and support Sheffield. Pot, kettle.

 

[Balham Blade]

and you live in Balham and support Sheffield. Pot, kettle.

Neither of those statements is correct.

 

[SwissBlade]

However, watching your fans run across the tarp dividing the home and away fans, to then watch their team lose is going to live in my head rent free for a while.

I suppose it’s a small win. Didn’t get a beating, saw your team win and then managed to keep your underwear soil free. Life must be great for you….

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Hahahahahahahahaha see you next year

Big hard man. And a cunt.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

and you live in Balham and support Sheffield. Pot, kettle.

Are you flirting with me?

 

[riselikeasalmon]

I can taste the salty tears from here

Hey mum, look at me, mum… mum no me, me look at me

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Never forget... nearly 8 years now but I still enjoy watching my hometown team doing this to your lot ....getting beat in your own backyard by homeless and penniless National North at the time Worcester, now in the Midland Football League step 9.







And Reda Johnson

 

[toilettrash]

good night all, hopefully I’m gonna have some sweet sweet dreams of those Samba penalty saves.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

good night all, hopefully I’m gonna have some sweet sweet dreams of those Bamba penalty saves.

Night hun. PM me x

 

[Houston_Blade]

Everything ok at home pal? Missus not paying you enough attention?

She’s got a puncture

 

[Greenwich Blade]

However, watching your fans run across the tarp dividing the home and away fans, to then watch their team lose is going to live in my head rent free for a while.

Plenty of room in there. Cunt

 

[Houston_Blade]

good night all, hopefully I’m gonna have some sweet sweet dreams of those Bamba penalty saves.

Fuck off you Steve Ogrizovic lookalike cunt