CONFIRMED Caolan Lavery

[Harry's Game]

I don't believe anything until that Scottish bloke says so on Sky.

 

[Pinchy]

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Or in other words..., Wer u erd dis pal?

From Treeton Blade...

 

[Rodley]

We need pace.

 

[Blade58]

Piggy Staton confirmed we've agreed a fee for Lavery. I don't think we're in for Murphy.

And currently in talks with player regards personal terms

 

[FTPE]

Yes but if you ask a pig he'll be crap.

On the contrary mate, I've said it on here before that it's my pig-in-law that's recommended him so highly. He's a typical pig too, not the collectors edition-honest and realistic kind!

 

[Roygbiv]

I've had the Portsmouth and Wednesday fans views for this guy on my computer for months now. I really want to delete the document so just get a move on United

 

[Bladesman]

We need pace.

He has pace.

Surprised this has not been posted:



Reminds me a bit of Jamie Murphy but actually doesn't mind having a shot.

 

[FTPE]

I've had the Portsmouth and Wednesday fans views for this guy on my computer for months now. I really want to delete the document so just get a move on United

Give us a taster? Do Portsmouth rate him?

 

[Sean Thornton]

And currently in talks with player regards personal terms

Oh. Oh dear.

 

[Broomhall Blade]

On the contrary mate, I've said it on here before that it's my pig-in-law that's recommended him so highly. He's a typical pig too, not the collectors edition-honest and realistic kind!

I was just being sarcastic.
I sometimes have a look at Porktalk and I remember alot of favorable comments about him when we were first linked with him.

 

[Bladesman]

Give us a taster? Do Portsmouth rate him?

Pompey fans rate him and I think Chesterfield fans do as well.

 

[blackydog]

where's he going to fit?

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

if he comes, undoubtedly there will be 99 spellings of his forename on here - but anyway here's how you say it http://www.pronouncenames.com/pronounce/caolan - K ale an

 

[S5Blade]

Weird one, havent seen much of him but all my piggy friends and family rate him, if it wasnt for their investment, he would be a key player for them by now....

 

[Roygbiv]

Give us a taster? Do Portsmouth rate him?

Very positive from both sets of fans

 

[Sean Thornton]

if he comes, undoubtedly there will be 99 spellings of his forename on here - but anyway here's how you say it http://www.pronouncenames.com/pronounce/caolan - K ale an

Already sorted. Coalman.

 

[Blade58]

Coalman Lavatory

Has a certain ring to it don't you think?

 

[Grappler]

Really hoping we sign this lad, be great to use this picture," Kowloon Lavatory" (from the Regal Hotel, Kowloon, Hong Kong)

Looks like I might be able to use this gag after all, fingers crossed............

 

[Sean Thornton]

Coalman Lavatory

Has a certain ring to it don't you think?

Ring to it? ring to it????

 

[Harry's Game]

Anyone else getting RSI from refreshing Twitter today?

 

[Bladeinleeds]

Ring to it? ring to it????

Wouldn't that be colon lavery?

 

[Gin&Juice]

Wouldn't that be colon lavery?

Not that sad mate

 

[metalblade]

Has Lavatory signed yet or have we got to wait until Sharp is sold first?

 

[nopigfansintown]

I hope after all this waiting on lavatory he wont turn out crap

 

[Sean Thornton]

I hope after all this waiting on lavatory he wont turn out crap

If Lavatory is crap, it's not hard to guess what he'll be renamed by the wags on here.

 

[nopigfansintown]

If Lavatory is crap, it's not hard to guess what he'll be renamed by the wags on here.

Too true.

 

[derfblade]

My pork friend says he did well when first brought into their team and was scoring at a good rate but was put out on loan when the new guy came in. If he rates him he must be good because he's a reight moanong twat at the best of times!

 

[Bladesman]

My pork friend says he did well when first brought into their team and was scoring at a good rate but was put out on loan when the new guy came in. If he rates him he must be good because he's a reight moanong twat at the best of times!

Same as what my mate said.

He also said can't you take the big waste of space that is Nuhiu off us instead.

 

[elgoog44]

it would seem, most of the Pork are not happy he is going to us and that he will do well for us, I hope they are right.

 

[Grizzly blade]

Is he actually coming or what.

Sick of seeing this kids bloody name....along with Morsy for that matter.

Either sign the kid or just fuck off and get someone else.
I'm usually pretty calm about things, but as things stand I'm getting really pissed off!