This theory lark is easy.
Long before your time comics used to give away "league ladders" where you could place teams in their divisional and league order after Saturdays results. I always had United at the top of the old first division because that's where I thought we should, and where I wanted us to be.
It's much the same today but with modern technology, still no responsibility for fuck ups though. If they were really fourteenth in the old second division, no one would say I was a twat because all kids knew it was pure fantasy. Mind you, I was only six but it wasn't that long before I realised that no matter what I wanted, real life always came into play.
Yorkshire always won at pencil cricket as well.
True story.
So, to recap, what we need is a utility forward who we need to play nearly all the who may be expensive? And then move him around when Duffy has had a bit of a rest? Presumably dropping someone else who needs a rest? Got it.
Over to you Tufty.