That's my boy!!!!!!!

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Last wednesday my 3 year old son visited a local children's junior farm. The night before i asked him which animals he was looking forward to seeing. He told me the usual favourites, "Chicken, horse, sheep, pigs,cow, etc"
Thursday morning i started work a bit later which meant i could give Sonny his breakfast. Just as he tucked into his porridge, he looked at me and said, "Daddy, wednesday piggies!!"
I just stared at him with loving eyes and though, 'That's my boy!'

True story!!
 

Brings a tear to the eye Gazblade...

Me and the bird got a puppy at back end of last year, the training books tell you to use a word/ phrase like "hurry up" or similar when you take them out to lay a cable, something that you repeat over and over until they associate taking a dump with a buzz word...

Me and our lass used "Wednesday" as ours... Something incredibly satisfying to know that your dog considers a "Wednesday" to be a dump

In addition, we bought a red blade bear from the club shop and when she went to stay at my sisters last weekend, my bird handed over Blade bear to my Piggy Brother in law and told him that this was her favourite toy.
 
Brings a tear to the eye Gazblade...

Me and the bird got a puppy at back end of last year, the training books tell you to use a word/ phrase like "hurry up" or similar when you take them out to lay a cable, something that you repeat over and over until they associate taking a dump with a buzz word...

Me and our lass used "Wednesday" as ours... Something incredibly satisfying to know that your dog considers a "Wednesday" to be a dump

In addition, we bought a red blade bear from the club shop and when she went to stay at my sisters last weekend, my bird handed over Blade bear to my Piggy Brother in law and told him that this was her favourite toy.

Superb Swiss. Whether it be human or animal, we're all on the same wave length when it comes to the, 'Grunters!'
 
I've never minded Hillsborough being piggie territory. That little shop at the bottom of Herries Road makes fantastic pork and crackling sandwiches. And even when the pork runs out the Ham sarnies are a good substitute. It's a bonus to eat them outside while gazing at the blue rust heap.
 
I dont know if it is still there , but lilys pork stores opp owlerton stadium had a pig dressed in a blue/white striped jacket outside their shop , and lots of other pork butchures shops in the area , history ? no the S6 lot says its a myth .
 
I was going to teach my daughter 'My old man said be a Wendy fan' but Mrs Sitwell wouldn't wear it.
Mardy twat.
 
My 4 year old daughter knows Swillsboro only as the stinky pig sty and shouts it out every time we have the misfortune to drive past it. :D :D :D :D :D
 
LOL,

My 4 year old calls Hillsboro - Tesco, everytime we pass it on the bus on the way to his Nursery! It always gets a reaction from some on the bus, usually spits of laughter :D
 
My three year old daughter, who along with her younger brother has the initals B.L.A.D.E. is convinced the the days of the week are Monday, Tuesday, Tuesday 2. She also sings United, United and grunts at anything with a Wed***day badge on, a trait the youngest has started copying. Have I broke them both, are fixed them for life?
 
My 3 year old daughter went for a poo the other day and like you do proudly took a look back into the loo at what she'd done. Imagine my horror when she immediately started the "na na na na he's a Blade and he's a Blade" song. I can't fault her for accuracy though!
 
My 3 year old daughter went for a poo the other day and like you do proudly took a look back into the loo at what she'd done. Imagine my horror when she immediately started the "na na na na he's a Blade and he's a Blade" song. I can't fault her for accuracy though!

She must surely have been singing about Notworthy!
 

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