Ashton Gate coming up

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Allways find it a great city to either visit or work there .except everyone in Bristol thinks they are banksy

I'm Banksy.

 

[LudlamBlade]

I remember meeting you, how are you now with your back?
Such a shame you didn't get the compensation, that sounds unfair.

All good now cheers mate after a couple of months walking like I'd shat myself!

Yeah it went on for a while, and the club got away with "diminished responsibility" because they'd apparently mopped it after half time, but said that our fans had covered the floor in beer during the 2nd half (no idea how when they'd stopped serving).

Basically a very long winded way of them saying "Sheff United fans are a disgrace"

 

[true99blade]

That purple and green kit is one of the biggest eyesores in football.

 

[Not_a_Cheat]

That purple and green kit is one of the biggest eyesores in football.

Second only to the rust bucket?

 

[GodricBlade]

Bristol Cities……
My favourite bit of rhyming slang.
Thank you.

 

[Solihull Blade]

Best away day for me is Bristol. Don’t care which. Few years back when we beat you 3-2 on lunchtime kick off me and the lad walked back into the city by the docks had some nice beer and grub. Had a ridiculous conversation with 2 city fans in a spoons . After 10 minutes both parties admitted that they couldn’t understand a word the others said. Whether it was the accents, beer or both I don’t know but it was a great afternoon. Since then it’s been night matches which is a bummer.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

All good now cheers mate after a couple of months walking like I'd shat myself!

Good practice for later life

 

[b1ade4life]

The only thing I can add here is the fact I call the wife's tits her "Bristols" after your club

 

[mancunianblade]

I remember meeting you, how are you now with your back?
Such a shame you didn't get the compensation, that sounds unfair.

Heard it was your witness testimony which said and I quote "I saw him tie his own shoelaces together and say to his mate who was asleep watch this" and thus the claim was rejected

 

[mancunianblade]

I will...eventually, but I have a good job here - back to Sunny Sheff sometime though.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Heard it was your witness testimony which said and I quote "I saw him tie his own shoelaces together and say to his mate who was asleep watch this" and thus the claim was rejected

Wanting a livestream as he gave his testimony didn’t go down well with the Judge…….

 

[Blade for Sale]

I've got distant family in Bristol who talk about 'smoothing' pets instead of stroking them. Erf yew smooooth 'im, eel give yew a paaaaaaw'. For that reason, I'm out.

 

[mancunianblade]

Wanting a livestream as he gave his testimony didn’t go down well with the Judge…….

Tried to warn em

 

[John Street West Terrace]

Nice city with some decent pubs .. worked & stayed down there .
Memorable game .. last match of season in Div 3 ..May 89 promotion season . Lost 2-0 .. loads in fancy dress & absolute mayhem inside & outside the ground .

 

[South Sea Blade]

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Absolutely spot on!!!

 

[Caveblade]

Bristol City have just felt like the ultimate bogey club over the last few years. Particularly an evening match in December when we were flying and we threw away a lead to a team playing in that awful purple and green kit. Hopefully we break the trend next week!

 

[I should coco]

Nice city with some decent pubs .. worked & stayed down there .
Memorable game .. last match of season in Div 3 ..May 89 promotion season . Lost 2-0 .. loads in fancy dress & absolute mayhem inside & outside the ground .

Numerous pitch invasions and IIRC, 12 Santas wading in on that side terrace.

We had to not lose something like 7-0 and at that time you only had one substitute, so Basset named a keeper.

As you say, mayhem inside and out. That park in the neighbourhood was a right battleground.

 

[John Street West Terrace]

Numerous pitch invasions and IIRC, 12 Santas wading in on that side terrace.

We had to not lose something like 7-0 and at that time you only had one substitute, so Basset named a keeper.

As you say, mayhem inside and out. That park in the neighbourhood was a right battleground.

Yeh we were pretty much promoted beforehand barring an absolute disaster .
I went the previous season too when we lost in the first leg of the play off game there where some of their lot were trying to target smaller groups of Blades .
A long story short I think they got paid back with interest that day .. yeh it was certainly lively in the park !

 

[LudlamBlade]

Good practice for later life

Later life?

You're giving me too much credit mate!

 

[BladeInIreland]

That's the worst we've played all season, typical direct Bristol city team. Rovers have always been the bigger club.

From a Sheffield United fan

 

[Shawy24]

I was one of 8 Santas in full costume who were told in all seriousness by a pub landlord on the outskirts of the city, “you can’t come in here in colours lads”. At full time our stupidity dawned on us as we realised we were uniquely identifiable to the mobs of marauding Bristolean knuckleheads intent on punching our Xmas lights out.

It is also notable for featuring my one and only embarrassing and painful attempt at skateboarding.

Lovely city apart from the radical nutcase residents.

 

[K1 flabby stick]

I was one of 8 Santas in full costume who were told in all seriousness by a pub landlord on the outskirts of the city, “you can’t come in here in colours lads”. At full time our stupidity dawned on us as we realised we were uniquely identifiable to the mobs of marauding Bristolean knuckleheads intent on punching our Xmas lights out.

It is also notable for featuring my one and only embarrassing and painful attempt at skateboarding.

Lovely city apart from the radical nutcase residents.

I too was also one of the eight Santa's.

I realised things weren't quite right when the chants of "B B BBC" got louder and louder from our rear, quickly followed by people clambering over the top of us, to get to the aforementioned Bristolean knuckleheads.... which they did....it wasn't pleasant.

My concerns were that getting back to the car would be a serious issue. As it turned out we were fine, it would appear the knuckleheads were otherwise engaged.

 

[Melbourne Blade]

Close mate a Bristol City fan and he's a top lad. Never over optimistic and pretty accepting of mid table every season.

Btw fella do you want a job on our forum? We have a fella called Roy who collects game information pre & post match but he's dodgy as fuck tbh...

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

I like Bristol.

 

[Torrix1889]

I caught Covid at Ashton Gate 2 years ago, (pretty certain anyway). Thanks.

Should be a competitive game providing Wilder let's us play and doesn't try to set up to stifle you.

 

[Crafty Blade]

Bristol v Sheffield

 

[Jim Mcdonald]

Some cracking gay bars in Bristol, went home with a lovely lass one night so I did.

 

[derbysufc]

Blades and rovers have got on so well past 20 years .
Ciry i have no time for . I also don't rate Bristol as a city .

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Well firknell.
So THAT'S how Roygbiv does it?
'Thanks for all your hard work Roy', 'Must take you ages Roy', 'Top man going to the trouble to do this Roy'
The man's a fraud!
All he does is sit back, and nibble on his free chip butties while watching the quotes come rolling in from others doing all the hard work!!
Well that's it, there's no more likes from me for a week or two

First.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

I’ve always enjoyed my trips to Bristol, it’s a lovely city, but much like Sheffield, seems to punch well below its weight on the national stage. This maybe for different reasons, but neither seem to be at the forefront of big city conversation. Football wise in a two team city, Bristol probably more akin somewhere like Nottingham, than a more evenly divided and fiercely contested Sheffield.