LouTheBlade's "Nowt To Discuss" Thread

[shorehamview]

Not a single person on this forum has a remotely interesting subject to discuss.

So. What shall we talk about? Peter's truly shit pies and the hardness thereof?
Would we still go and have the same half-pissed "witty" chats outside (or inside of the pub if th'art nesh) pubs even if we were in Division 7?
Chris Morgan, and what make of dinosaur he could kill bare-handed?

Fuck that shit.

What about what animal should we have playing for us?

Seriously, (HA!) what make of animal should we sign, and why?


I reckon a big fuck-off orang-utan in goal for starters.

 

[raul]

Jarlsberg everytime for me. Especially on some Cream Crackers.

 

[silverfox]

(or inside of the pub if th'art nesh)

Left back in the pub?

A few dinasaurs perhaps?

 

[Nick Jansky]

What about what animal should we have playing for us?

Some headless chickens & a couple of donkeys.

Ohhhh.......

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Whatever happened to Ahrwin Sarwin anyway

 

[Sensiblade]

Could sign a couple of 'Cheetahs' but we're not called West Ham so we wouldn't get away with it!

 

[Linz]

I reckon a big fuck-off orang-utan in goal for starters.

Oook?

Just don't call him a monkey, whatever you do...
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[LouTheBlade]

So. What shall we talk about? Peter's truly shit pies and the hardness thereof?
Would we still go and have the same half-pissed "witty" chats outside (or inside of the pub if th'art nesh) pubs even if we were in Division 7?
Chris Morgan, and what make of dinosaur he could kill bare-handed?

Fuck that shit.

What about what animal should we have playing for us?

Seriously, (HA!) what make of animal should we sign, and why?


I reckon a big fuck-off orang-utan in goal for starters.

:lol: no offence taken Shoreham. This made me chuckle when I logged on.

I would love to see a rhino at centre forward. He would be great competition for Hendo

 

[raul]

I like to see Rhinos crushed underfoot by Wildcats.

 

[mattbianco1]

Nothing to talk about....

I saw a fox last night! A proper one! Ran down my drive. Has anybody else seen a fox lately? Or a badger? Can't remember last time i saw a badger. I see beavers quite often.

 

[The Who Blade]

I reckon a big fuck-off orang-utan in goal for starters.

Badger at right back.

 

[Grecian2000]

Nothing to talk about....

I saw a fox last night! A proper one! Ran down my drive. Has anybody else seen a fox lately? Or a badger? Can't remember last time i saw a badger. I see beavers quite often.

See foxes all the time on the big hill between Ford and Marsh Lane. Good for Badgers too but not seen one of those since last Summer.

If I were to pick an animal to play for us it would be a sloth. A great reminder of centre forwards past and present.

 

[raul]

Will this sloth have a deep mahogany hue Grecian?

 

[JJ Sefton]

Nothing to talk about....

I saw a fox last night! A proper one! Ran down my drive. Has anybody else seen a fox lately? Or a badger? Can't remember last time i saw a badger. I see beavers quite often.

I saw a fox outside my flat at about 4 in the morning a few weeks ago. Was just stood in the middle of the road looking around.

 

[raul]

It's good, but it's not a Hen......

 

[LouTheBlade]

I saw a fox outside my flat at about 4 in the morning a few weeks ago. Was just stood in the middle of the road looking around.

I regularly used to see a fox near a tesco express on friday nights. He was really tame as well. Used to come up and eat food I was offering. Only time ive been close to one.

 

[raul]

You sure it wasn't a Dog Lou?

 

[Grecian2000]

Will this sloth have a deep mahogany hue Grecian?

No, not on this occasion. I do believe sloths don't get injured in their line of work like said mahogany fellow did. Great days though and I really admired how he "brought others in".

 

[LouTheBlade]

You sure it wasn't a Dog Lou?

Lets think - ginger fur, pointy face, white tipped tail, rooting through bins for food..... Yes definately a fox :lol:

 

[Rustyblade]

Lets think - ginger fur, pointy face, white tipped tail, rooting through bins for food..... Yes definately a fox :lol:

Sounds like a one time Liverpool super-sub to me.

Although I'm not sure about the white tipped tail.

 

[Darthblade]

Nothing to talk about....

I saw a fox last night! A proper one! Ran down my drive. Has anybody else seen a fox lately? Or a badger? Can't remember last time i saw a badger. I see beavers quite often.

I'm always happy when the subject gets around to Beavers !!!
Beer and beaver ........... what a combination, almost as good as Deane & Agana.
UTB

 

[mattbianco1]

See i got us all talking!!

 

[Blade]

komodo dragon, definitely

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2p3ac_komodo-dragon_animals

 

[keenzy]

A Giraffe would be handy for our style of play...