Don't be an Albert

[I should coco]

I wonder if Albert will still be doing it when he’s forty?

I'd imagine his career master plan is to be a YouTube star, get onto Strictly / Big Brother / Celeb Island etc and take it from there. This could be a cunning plan to look such a daft twat, that his video goes viral and Bob's your uncle.....

The radical 'with it' Mummy who called him Albert to be ....'with it'.

He’s her ‘little Prince’. Whereas to us, he’s a pierced bell end.

In the same tradition as Beckham calling his kids Brooklyn and Romeo based on they were conceived, maybe his mum just loves shagging on the steps of a grand Victorian concert hall?

 

[BushBlade]

I'd imagine his career master plan is to be a YouTube star, get onto Strictly / Big Brother / Celeb Island etc and take it from there. This could be a cunning plan to look such a daft twat, that his video goes viral and Bob's your uncle.....




In the same tradition as Beckham calling his kids Brooklyn and Romeo based on they were conceived, maybe his mum just loves shagging on the steps of a grand Victorian concert hall?

Toilets of the old Albert on Division Street when she came to watch the gooners lose in the FA Cup. His dad’s a Blade.

 

[I should coco]

Toilets of the old Albert on Division Street when she came to watch the gooners lose in the FA Cup. His dad’s a Blade.

You seem to know a lot about that. Was she a looker or a two bagger?

 

[super_pig]

I'd imagine his career master plan is to be a YouTube star, get onto Strictly / Big Brother / Celeb Island etc and take it from there. This could be a cunning plan to look such a daft twat, that his video goes viral and Bob's your uncle.....




In the same tradition as Beckham calling his kids Brooklyn and Romeo based on they were conceived, maybe his mum just loves shagging on the steps of a grand Victorian concert hall?

is Romeo a place? or was it Romeo and Juliets??

 

[I should coco]

is Romeo a place? or was it Romeo and Juliets??

The latter, in the bogs, trap 1.

Trap 2 was no good as the skinny bitch would bang her head on the cistern and trap 3 always has a bloke sticking his knob through the little hole into trap 4.

 

[BushBlade]

The latter, in the bogs, trap 1.

Trap 2 was no good as the skinny bitch would bang her head on the cistern and trap 3 always has a bloke sticking his knob through the little hole into trap 4.

You seem to know a lot about it. Was it a small hole?

 

[Sean Thornton]

The latter, in the bogs, trap 1.

Trap 2 was no good as the skinny bitch would bang her head on the cistern and trap 3 always has a bloke sticking his knob through the little hole into trap 4.

Trap 3 AND 4? Where the hell are they you sick sick man?

 

[Sean Thornton]

You seem to know a lot about it. Was it a small hole?

Trap 2? Initially.

 

[I should coco]

You seem to know a lot about it. Was it a small hole?

Not from memory, but you couldn't get a fist through it, if that's your thing.

 

[I should coco]

Trap 3 AND 4? Where the hell are they you sick sick man?

What do you call a row of shitters then?

I suppose the Chaucerian would be 'water closets numerous'.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

I'd imagine his career master plan is to be a YouTube star, get onto Strictly / Big Brother / Celeb Island etc and take it from there. This could be a cunning plan to look such a daft twat, that his video goes viral and Bob's your uncle.....




In the same tradition as Beckham calling his kids Brooklyn and Romeo based on they were conceived, maybe his mum just loves shagging on the steps of a grand Victorian concert hall?

I bet they were always careful to practice safe sex whenever they stopped in Peckham.

 

[BushBlade]

What do you call a row of shitters then?

I suppose the Chaucerian would be 'water closets numerous'.

Wow. Chaucer used to be a rough school when I was a kid too. Is it now the Sheffield equivalent of Eton?

 

[Sean Thornton]

What do you call a row of shitters then?

I suppose the Chaucerian would be 'water closets numerous'.

A row of arses? Are we talking marine flatworms here?

 

[I should coco]

Wow. Chaucer used to be a rough school when I was a kid too. Is it now the Sheffield equivalent of Eton?

We've been gentrified since you did one.

Waltheof sees itself as the Harrow of the North and Ashleigh is twinned with Uppingham.

Myers Grove is now the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Pigdom and Rowlinson is part of the Sorbonne.

 

[Sean Thornton]

We've been gentrified since you did one.

Waltheof sees itself as the Harrow of the North and Ashleigh is twinned with Uppingham.

Myers Grove is now the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Pigdom and Rowlinson is part of the Sorbonne.

Didn’t you go to East Hill?

 

[sitwell]

We've been gentrified since you did one.

Waltheof sees itself as the Harrow of the North and Ashleigh is twinned with Uppingham.

Myers Grove is now the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Pigdom and Rowlinson is part of the Sorbonne.

Abbeydale is ground zero

 

[Hartley Hare]

I feel a bit sorry for poor Albert.

A sort of civilised lout.

HH

 

[BushBlade]

I feel a bit sorry for poor Albert.

A sort of civilised lout.

HH

He’ll make a good MP then.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I feel a bit sorry for poor Albert.

A sort of civilised lout.

HH

I loved the way he went from a strange patois to middle class English as he begged and pleaded.

 

[YouFUMS]

Bertie Bladdered!

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Watching that vlog got me to change my mind on one thing: the light show before the Arsenal match was not the worst artistic production of the evening.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Almost unwatchable shite - in fact - unwatchable shite.

After they slagged off Sheffield and the ground, I skipped to the bit where the posh boy got told to fuck off by the steward, chuckled and called it a day.

I urge anyone who hasn't watched it yet not to bother.

 

[I should coco]

A row of arses? Are we talking marine flatworms here?

A picture paints a thousand words (especially for the hard of learning):



Trap 3 (the one with the hole that BushBlade seemed so interested in) is the third door along.

 

[I should coco]

Didn’t you go to East Hill?

Dinno Comp, the Westminster of the Rother Valley

 

[Sean Thornton]

A picture paints a thousand words (especially for the hard of learning):

View attachment 63166

Trap 3 (the one with the hole that BushBlade seemed so interested in) is the third door along.

Urban Dictionary: Trap 2

Trap 2 is a term used for the bottom area of a lady . there are 2 traps to examine , trap 1 the more frequently used hole and trap 2 , the more taboo only on your birthday hole.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Sean Thornton]

Dinno Comp, the Westminster of the Rother Valley

Now it’s starting to make sense.

Was it on Bash Street?

 

[BushBlade]

A picture paints a thousand words (especially for the hard of learning):

View attachment 63166

Trap 3 (the one with the hole that BushBlade seemed so interested in) is the third door along.

I’m guessing this is where you work?

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I’m guessing this is where you work?

I sincerely hope so - our maybe he's a toilet spotter?

 

[I should coco]

I’m guessing this is where you work?

I clean other things as well as toilets.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I sincerely hope so - our maybe he's a toilet spotter?

Give over. He’s sensitive. Especially after a night innTrap 3 or4.