Incoming? Will Fish

[Harry's Game]

Not had a defender like him since Martin Pike

 

[FredZeppelin]

If he doesn't get this move he'll be gutted.
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[HOT CURRIE 10]

Another red herring,like Lukas Podolski .

 

[Balham Blade]

Strikes me as one where the columnist, John Dory, had some space and had spin a line to fillet. It's probably pollocks.

 

[bladesmanluke]

If he doesn't get this move he'll be gutted.
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Yeah a few on here will be too. Can't help, but feel they're making a rod for their own backs

 

[Snowflake]

I hate posts like this. You're just taking up all the fish puns for yourself so that nobody else can use them.

It's totally shellfish.

Who asked you to mussel in ?

 

[Colombia Blade]

I hate posts like this. You're just taking up all the fish puns for yourself so that nobody else can use them.

It's totally shellfish.

You’ve got to be squidding me! You don’t half talk a load of carp sometimes, honestly, you’re eely kraken me up! Just for the halibut, why don’t you just say anyfin you want for the ofishal record. Don’t be koi and clam up now, I’m not gonna let you off the hook that easily!

 

[Chief_Froley]

Reading through this thread right now

 

[BigBed]

I hate posts like this. You're just taking up all the fish puns for yourself so that nobody else can use them.

It's totally shellfish.

Alright, dont get the Monk on!

 

[BigBed]

You’ve got to be squidding me! You don’t half talk a load of carp sometimes, honestly, you’re eely kraken me up! Just for the halibut, why don’t you just say anyfin you want for the ofishal record. Don’t be koi and clam up now, I’m not gonna let you off the hook that easily!

Point deduction!!! "Ofishal"....very poor attempt, "OrrFishal" would have doubled your score!

 

[Blade56]

Could be a kipper

Fixed it

 

[Carlton Blade]

We need to sign a lad called Have Rod to play next to him

 

[HuddersfieldBlade]

Holly carp!

As long as he puts his heart and sole into playing otherwise it could be a turtle disaster

 

[Paisley Blade]

He'd be brill.

 

[Sithblade]

Alan's been scouting him with an unusual assistant, said he wanted a Birds Eye view of Will playing.

 

[Blade58]

Sick of these rumours. I’ve haddock enough of em

 

[Frank the tank]

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Ironically he won’t fish.

 

[Houston_Blade]

He’s future captain material and he’s caught a birds eye with his footballers physique.

 

[Aston max]

The wednesday wags are waiting

 

[gavtheblade]

I HAVE A BREAM

 

[DifferentClass]

The wednesday wags are waiting
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Mate, the Fat Slags are positively svelte compared to the average female resident of S6!

 

[BladesNo9]

Typical of this forum!, someone posts info about a potential target and all everyone on here can do is take the p*ss out of a possible signing's name!.

You're all bang trout of order , you make me cichlid!!

 

[Pintor75]

His SOLE appearance for Man U was as a second half sub

 

[247Blade]

Cant see us catching this one?!

 

[Booker4]

No truth in this one I've heard. It's codswallop.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

He's signing for the Gills.

 

[Pintor75]

Won't be gutted if he goes elsewhere

 

[Yogi]

Surely if he signs he’ll always be hooked at half time

 

[FredZeppelin]

I wouldn't worry, he'll probably fail the Medaka(l).
10 minutes in and he'll be out of Puffer.
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