Incoming? Will Fish

[Rodley]

#teammaggot emergency klaxon

https://x.com/the_bladesman/status/1760781183653204094?s=46&t=dAnnJwFkQ3m7N-qcRnL6rQ

 

[Weasel]

Would have come in handy this season with the batterings that we keep getting.

 

[Hamandcheese]

Be good if we could net him ASAP


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

Sounds abit fishy to me

 

[Houston_Blade]

I don’t think he’d look out of plaice

 

[Rodley]

georgebernardshaw

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Oh my cod

 

[mattbianco1]

What a catch this would be.
He'll be Hooked when he sees the Lane!

 

[Richeee]

Would make a formidable back 3 with Sammon and Pike....I'll get me coat

 

[georgebernardshaw]

georgebernardshaw

I shall wait a bit conger before replying…it’s one of those dace

 

[Gin&Juice]

Hope he gets the number 5.

You know the nursery rhyme.

 

[flashinblade1889]

Be a nice plaice to play his football at the Lane………

 

[Le Cynique]

Weighing it up on the scales of probability, he’s probably someone you’d want in the tenches, and he’d net us some positive action. I don’t want to carp on about it, but our current squad is lacking a bit in quality; someone like this lad could be brill. Let’s hope he takes our bait and is angling for first team action before too long. Could be a bream come true, both for us and the lad himself.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Is this offishial?
I've be herring that this is the plaice we're likely to be casting our rods into next season so it wouldn't be a shark.
So I hope we're seriously mulleting it over as he would be one hallibut of a signing?

What's the parsley? Just a trawl on flipper?

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Neon tetra. Can’t think of a pun but wanted to join in anyway.

 

[Jinxy1966]

Maybe eel tip the scales in our favour & bring a bit of sole back to the lane. Fed up of watching us flounder & take a marlin every week.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

It’s crucian that we don’t carp on about it…

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Can we drop the pretentious "Will" bollocks and give him his proper name: "Billy the"

 

[BigBed]

Click bait!??

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Could be a keeper. At any other club, anyway. Here, he‘ll be smoked by the fans and released by Christmas.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Could be a kippper. At any other club, anyway. Here, he‘ll be smoked by the fans and released by Christmas.

Auto correct is a git. Fixed it. You're welcome!

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Can we drop the pretentious "Will" bollocks and give him his proper name: "Billy the"

Definitely known as Billy in the dressing room.

 

[TJB.]

Weighing it up on the scales of probability, he’s probably someone you’d want in the tenches, and he’d net us some positive action. I don’t want to carp on about it, but our current squad is lacking a bit in quality; someone like this lad could be brill. Let’s hope he takes our bait and is angling for first team action before too long. Could be a bream come true, both for us and the lad himself.

I hate posts like this. You're just taking up all the fish puns for yourself so that nobody else can use them.

It's totally shellfish.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Neon tetra. Can’t think of a pun but wanted to join in anyway.

Saving my X-ray tetra pun for the medical

 

[Le Cynique]

I hate posts like this. You're just taking up all the fish puns for yourself so that nobody else can use them.

It's totally shellfish.

Yeah, I’m sorry. Last thing I want is to make anemone of you.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Be a nice plaice to play his football at the Keepnet Stadium….

Fixed

 

[Brian Deane]

Eel fitting in swimmingly

 

[Colombia Blade]

 

[Lower Drop Blade]

Get him in we need to knock some teams off their lofty perch