We got Burke for fuck all

[ChipButtyBlade]

Is it true that Oli Burke has named his feet,the left one is called Alexandra and the right is called Kathy.

 

[bakeblade]

Because that's the breakdown reported at lfc,who are a bit more open than our club,who seem to like the mystery of 'undisclosed'.

If that is the case then it's slightly more palatable. Still massively overpaid though

 

[Bladesthorpe]

Okay, go and watch Dads Army or whatever it is people your age do

You really are a nasty piece of work.

 

[JOEYDEE]

W
Why will he ?

Confidence?

 

[JOEYDEE]

If that is the case then it's slightly more palatable. Still massively overpaid though

Yep I agree, a lot of money for a youngster, CW obviously saw potential, lets hope he was right !

 

[BrianBadonde]

You really are a nasty piece of work.

That’s two who don’t like dads army then, not a glowing review

 

[Alfred Hood]

He played 23 league games for you 6 years ago

And he was good then. Shouldn't have got any worse.

 

[Carlton Blade]

And he was good then. Shouldn't have got any worse.

Leipzig, WBA, Celtic, Alves, Sheffield United, Scotland - "Burke is hilariously bad. One of the worst players I've ever seen. Lacks basic control of the ball and seems like kicking it is also an issue"

Forest "new Gareth Bale"

Maybe he just likes Nottingham, as genuinely unlikely as that sounds.

 

[Guesty]

Dad's Army is fucking great, you heathens.

 

[BrianBadonde]

And he was good then. Shouldn't have got any worse.

Maybe you were just really bad

 

[haich1889]

And we still got robbed. He has absolutely no football brain or ability. Incredibly wank. Not just wank. Incredibly.

Can someone tell me what he’s good at? Running down the channels? Ok, but why bother when every time he just knocks it out of play off his shins.

Another piece of sir Wilder has hamstrung us with.

Before anyone tries to weigh in and tell me he was our best forward, do me a favour eh - fucking jog on.

As a kid we lived in Ghana. It was during this period (because my mum told me not to) I witnessed the beheading of a turkey which had been living alongside my bedroom for 3 months. This experience surprisingly caused me no trauma but I did realise where the saying 'like a headless chicken' came from as the now decapitated turkey aimlessly ran around the yard. Every time I see Burke with the ball it brings back memories of the scene in my yard. Headless chicken Oli Burke causes me more trauma than the execution of Tommy the turkey.

 

[haich1889]

As a kid we lived in Ghana. It was during this period (because my mum told me not to) I witnessed the beheading of a turkey which had been living alongside my bedroom for 3 months. This experience surprisingly caused me no trauma but I did realise where the saying 'like a headless chicken' came from as the now decapitated turkey aimlessly ran around the yard. Every time I see Burke with the ball it brings back memories of the scene in my yard. Headless chicken Oli Burke causes me more trauma than the execution of Tommy the turkey.

He's got the pace of Trenton Wigan & the boots of Nick Montgomery.

 

[Hagansbootlaces]

As a kid we lived in Ghana. It was during this period (because my mum told me not to) I witnessed the beheading of a turkey which had been living alongside my bedroom for 3 months. This experience surprisingly caused me no trauma but I did realise where the saying 'like a headless chicken' came from as the now decapitated turkey aimlessly ran around the yard. Every time I see Burke with the ball it brings back memories of the scene in my yard. Headless chicken Oli Burke causes me more trauma than the execution of Tommy the turkey.

According to witnesses when Anne Boleyn was beheaded, the executioner held up her severed head to show the crowd, and her lips were still moving, sod all to do with Burke, just more proof a woman always wants the last word

 

[haich1889]

Leipzig, WBA, Celtic, Alves, Sheffield United, Scotland - "Burke is hilariously bad. One of the worst players I've ever seen. Lacks basic control of the ball and seems like kicking it is also an issue"

Forest "new Gareth Bale"

Maybe he just likes Nottingham, as genuinely unlikely as that sounds.

5 times in the opening game he managed to manufacture a goalkick for Birmingham when it was 100 times easier to gain a corner.

 

[haich1889]

According to witnesses when Anne Boleyn was beheaded, the executioner held up her severed head to show the crowd, and her lips were still moving, sod all to do with Burke, just more proof a woman always wants the last word

F#*kin brilliant.

 

[Big Hitter]

I know I shouldn't post this but I am going to do it and bear your wrath and insults...I like to watch Burke... OK I have said it . I like the way he can outrun most defenders and should scare the shit out of them. Unfortunately he doesnt cos he loses the ball or his train of thought..or both.
Oh well he might come good - you never know.
Incidentally I love Dads Army.

 

[haich1889]

Is it true that Oli Burke has named his feet,the left one is called Alexandra and the right is called Kathy.

He was born with his left foot at the end of his right leg & right foot where the left should be. In a further freak of nature he was given the speed of a cheetah & the balance of a hippo.

 

[metalblade]

He's got the pace of Trenton Wigan & the boots of Nick Montgomery.

And the finishing ability of Connor Sammon

 

[haich1889]

I know I shouldn't post this but I am going to do it and bear your wrath and insults...I like to watch Burke... OK I have said it . I like the way he can outrun most defenders and should scare the shit out of them. Unfortunately he doesnt cos he loses the ball or his train of thought..or both.
Oh well he might come good - you never know.
Incidentally I love Dads Army.

If we had Kylie Minogue I dare say she'd look good. Charles Manson would probably scare the shit out of opposition but not sure either would help the cause

 

[Bladethebrian]

Feed the fish we all naively sang that night at Peterborough… the rest is history. For the record big Dads Army fan and Ollie Burke is utter dogdirt

 

[Big Hitter]

I don't hate Burke. He's just got the worst technical ability of any professional footballer I've seen in person

You never saw Nick Montgomery.????!!!!****

 

[haich1889]

You never saw Nick Montgomery.????!!!!****

Or Trenton Wigan

 

[Edinblade]

And we still got robbed. He has absolutely no football brain or ability. Incredibly wank. Not just wank. Incredibly.

Can someone tell me what he’s good at? Running down the channels? Ok, but why bother when every time he just knocks it out of play off his shins.

Another piece of sir Wilder has hamstrung us with.

Before anyone tries to weigh in and tell me he was our best forward, do me a favour eh - fucking jog on.

I agree with every word apart from getting him for nothing. We swopped him for Robinson who cost us a good few million.

 

[haich1889]

That’s two who don’t like dads army then, not a glowing review

Some folk just 'don't like it up'em' !!!

 

[haich1889]

I agree with every word apart from getting him for nothing. We swopped him for Robinson who cost us a good few million.

& has scored in both games this season

 

[Carlton Blade]

You never saw Nick Montgomery.????!!!!****

That is incredibly harsh on Monty

 

[haich1889]

Genuine question what had brewster done? Burke has scored a couple and created a number of goals because of his pace.. I genuinely can't remember brewster having any involvement in a goal we've scored.. Correct me if I'm wrong

Between them Burke & Brewster have scored 2 goals in 58 competitive games. Burke was a miss hit deflection & Brewster's an open goal v Carlisle. It's hard to choose between them.

 

[haich1889]

The shot that hit the post looked straight !
It is easy to forget the effect on defences when someone of pace goes at them. It pushes them back and gives opportunities elsewhere.

They have to have the ball though

 

[Hagansbootlaces]

Or Trenton Wigan

Had the job of marking Trenton, school teams about 1977, ripped us apart, head and shoulders above everyone, literally!

 

[haich1889]

Burke was our best player tonight.