Incoming? Tod Cantwell

[OrderOfStGeorge]

Christ you'd think he'd killed someone based on the reactions. It's not my cup of tea but he's dancing in front of a camera ffs.

Some of our so called fans are the biggest dinosaurs going that are stuck so far in the past it is embarrassing.

The negative way in which they speak about potential signings all because they are different to what we are used to is embarrassing.

Cantwell would be a brilliant signing for us but I cant see us spending the fee if would take to sign him i am afraid.

 

[Treeton Blade]

Looks like the sort to tie a jumper round his neck in a nightclub, so a no from me.

 

[mattbianco1]

isn't that the bint that Gordon Ramsay has just slagged off?" (due to her stupid cooking tips)

Tis, but if you watch her content, she's clearly taking the piss. I think Gordon is either playing along, or he fell for it.

She caused national outrage for saying she made Tea in the microwave

 

[Shirty Blade]

Do they have kettles in America?

 

[LardSardine]

Do they have kettles in America?

Electric ones are rare, the voltage in America is lower than UK so it would take ages to heat an electric kettle. Hence why they use hob top kettles. Fascinating.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Lewis off to Liverpool
Aarons off to Villa
Buendia off to Leeds
Cantwell off to Spurs or Newcastle

Nowt in Norwich left for us

 

[RMBlade]

Lewis off to Liverpool
Aarons off to Villa
Buendia off to Leeds
Cantwell off to Spurs or Newcastle

Nowt in Norwich left for us

Grant Hanley?

 

[McGrath]

Lewis off to Liverpool
Aarons off to Villa
Buendia off to Leeds
Cantwell off to Spurs or Newcastle

Nowt in Norwich left for us

Pukki

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Grant Hanley?

There is the German Bashambaur................Christoph Zimmerman

 

[Wards]

Is Gary Doherty still playing?

 

[S64 Blade]

Electric ones are rare, the voltage in America is lower than UK so it would take ages to heat an electric kettle. Hence why they use hob top kettles. Fascinating.

The UK's electricity voltage and our excellent plugs are without a doubt, the reason why I'm most proud to be British. Second to this is our ability to queue up nicely.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Tis, but if you watch her content, she's clearly taking the piss. I think Gordon is either playing along, or he fell for it.

She caused national outrage for saying she made Tea in the microwave

Or that Gordon Ramsay is a complete cunt!

 

[Guesty]

Norwich are one if the wankest teams ever to compete at this level, on top of which they gave up towards the end of the season!

There are many legitimate reasons not to go for Cantwell that go beyond TikTok videos.

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Norwich are one if the wankest teams ever to compete at this level, on top of which they gave up towards the end of the season!

There are many legitimate reasons not to go for Cantwell that go beyond TikTok videos.

The tiktok videos are enough for me.
It should be one of the key criterion for making new signings - (1) will he improve us as a footballer....... (4) bell end on tiktok?

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

The tiktok videos are enough for me.
It should be one of the key criterion for making new signings - (1) will he improve us as a footballer....... (4) bell end on tiktok?

What are 2 and 3?

(2) Do they know the difference between a scarf and a jumper
(3) Will they donate all their wages to save the pandas

 

[CaptainMorgans]

What are 2 and 3?

(2) Do they know the difference between a scarf and a jumper
(3) Will they donate all their wages to save the pandas

Yes.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Yes.

(5) Can they pass the Peroni test

 

[From the pig end]

Norwich are one if the wankest teams ever to compete at this level, on top of which they gave up towards the end of the season!

There are many legitimate reasons not to go for Cantwell that go beyond TikTok videos.

Its not the look of the cornrolls that pissed me off with 2 games left (if he wants to look a twat, thats on him) but it's the arrogance.

You've gone down with a whimper, fans will be fed up and down in the dumps... don't rub it in their faces and come across like you couldn't care less or worse still think youre too good to be relegated.

 

[Champagneblade]

Lewis off to Liverpool 10m
Aarons off to Villa/Spurs 20m
Buendia off to Leeds 20m
Cantwell off to Spurs or Newcastle 20m

Nowt in Norwich left for us

+ Godfrey 30m

About to take in best part of 100m on top of trousering the PL money.

Already bought in 7 players so they are clearly ready for what is coming.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

We should get Buendia for £20m. He's ranked in top 5 of EPL players for chances created last season, exactly what we need. And from what I saw of him works up and down the pitch also.

 

[bromtom]

The UK's electricity voltage and our excellent plugs are without a doubt, the reason why I'm most proud to be British. Second to this is our ability to queue up nicely.

These and the fantastic selection of peas available in our supermarkets (petit poi, garden, processed, mushy, marrowfat - outstanding) are about all we've got left to be proud of at the moment

 

[S64 Blade]

These and the fantastic selection of peas available in our supermarkets (petit poi, garden, processed, mushy, marrowfat - outstanding) are about all we've got left to be proud of at the moment

Good shout. Although I'll be honest, I struggle to justify the additional expense of buying petit pois, over garden peas. Yes they're a bit sweeter, but so is saving 60p per kilogram.

 

[Kevin Arnott]

Electric ones are rare, the voltage in America is lower than UK so it would take ages to heat an electric kettle. Hence why they use hob top kettles. Fascinating.

Didn't those two Scottish twins sing a song about 'a kettle from Americaaaaaaa.........'

 

[Grandmanasty]

It’s a no from me.

 

[Blade56]

View attachment 87779It’s a no from me.

That’s not how you wear a jam rag (generational)

 

[bongleblade]

remember when he was nearly in tears from losing to mousset on fifa?




yeah.

 

[Balham Blade]

(5) Can they pass the Peroni test

Something tells me Cantwell would get destroyed on a night out with the seasoned drinkers in our squad.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Something tells me Cantwell would get destroyed on a night out with the seasoned drinkers in our squad.

Rumour is Stears is coming back to fill this role

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

How much.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

How much.

More than Buendia.