The Question Nobody Seems to be Asking...

[Liaminho9]

Sorry if this has been covered somewhere else, but...

Where was Monty last night? Has anybody heard anything?
Hope to god he was just rested, say what you want about him but in this league he's a cracking player to have in your side.

 

[silverfox]

Sorry if this has been covered somewhere else, but...

Where was Monty last night? Has anybody heard anything?
Hope to god he was just rested, say what you want about him but in this league he's a cracking player to have in your side.

Stomach upset....doubt for the game on Saturday is the official quote.

 

[dingledog]

Leeds? At a guess or west London

 

[Pinchy]

Oh, many of us are asking. You can be sure of that!

 

[SotonBlade]

Must admit it was my first thought when he was declared 'ill'. Deadline is next week, not a coincidence in my opinion!

 

[Robbie]

Stomach upset....doubt for the game on Saturday is the official quote.

Stomach upset?
I'm a bit 50/50 on that, normally we'd see Monty still playing - even with a broken leg

But it was a cup game, so it may have just been making sure he is ok.... if he is out of the Yeovil game - then I'll be suspicious

 

[bendylegs]

sell him for 500,000 mind you after wonder goal, he might be worth 500,001p

 

[cahill]

Oh ! Stomache ache was it ? Same last time wasn't it, can't they at least be original, why not just say he's signed for somebody else ?

 

[beightonblade]

he's got BT flu ............................ cherioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[kop_blade9]

he's had some good flu medicine then
he's playing today

 

[Rodley]

Stomach upset....doubt for the game on Saturday is the official quote.

Another one kyboshed by the dreaded Eartha Kitts

 

[dazzlingblade]

You found a thread from 10 years ago, about the shits

Cant work out if you are a forum genius, or just a little odd

 

[Bayingblade]

You found a thread from 10 years ago, about the shits

Cant work out if you are a forum genius, or just a little odd

The latter

 

[jono_t2000]

Another one kyboshed by the dreaded Eartha Kitts

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Funny how when its Ozzy its just he's unwell too sensitive to describe the issue.. when it's Bogle, yeah he's got the fucking shits mate.

 

[Rodley]

You found a thread from 10 years ago, about the shits

Cant work out if you are a forum genius, or just a little odd

Can’t be cluttering up the forum, a man must have a code.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

'woken up with diarrhoea' ??

 

[Rodley]

'woken up with diarrhoea' ??

Unusual name for a lass isn’t it?

 

[Rodley]

The latter

Bit of levity Bayingblade, even the most curmudgeonly won’t begrudge me that surely?

 

[Rodley]

This is exactly the kind of childishness I can get behind.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Bogle, on the bog,
Bogle Bogle on the bog.

 

[Gaini Blade]

Unusual name for a lass isn’t it?

I've woken up with her sister, Nausea on more than one occasion.

 

[bromtom]

Bogle, on the bog,
Bogle Bogle on the bog.

Could we adapt Panic by The Smiths?

Shitting through the eye of a needle,
Jayden Bogle, Jayden Bogle

 

[ghandi]

'woken up with diarrhoea' ??

It's the direct Serbian translation for he's shit the bed.

 

[Rodley]

Best since this?

 

[sitwell]

Bit of levity Bayingblade, even the most curmudgeonly won’t begrudge me that surely?

10 points for curmudgeonly ,first time on S24SU ? Look that up
Its nearly as hard to spell as Colquhoun ,diarrhoea or Peschisolido.

 

[benn5712]

'woken up with diarrhoea' ??

Imagine sleeping through though.

 

[Carlton Blade]

This is exactly the kind of childishness I can get behind.

Don't get too close behind

 

[sheff_blade90]

where do we think it is on chart

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Imagine sleeping through though.

Reminds me of when I went to the doctor's.
'Doctor, I have a shit at 7am every morning'
'Thats fine, nothing to worry about'
'There is, I don't wake up til half past!'

 

[sheff_blade90]

Don't get too close behind

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brilliant. i got a Gif that i worry might be get me in S2 sinbin