The Official Bedwetting Thread

[Gimli]

Pigs will finish higher in the league than us. You mark my words.

I’ve bookmarked this and will remind you of it at the end of the season

 

[Jon Bon II]

I’ve bookmarked this and will remind you of it at the end of the season

Good. Hope I'm wrong but I don't think I will be. Doesn’t really matter though, in the grand scheme of things, if we both finish in the bottom 3, does it?

Are you Bed Wetting thread's teacher? Should I call you 'sir', sir?

 

[Weasel]

Just checked the score. Seems our transitions werent up to scratch again. Damn those pesky transitions.

 

[Bladesman101]

When are we allowed to bed wet again? Is it when rose tinted deluded pig-esque blades realise what state we’re in? Morons

 

[TonyAgana]

Sure, some new centre backs would be great, but until we replace the belief, grit, camaraderie and unified ethic that so quickly evaporated, I'll be sleeping on hay. Where a couple of centre backs might help, I don't see where the galvanisation comes from. It's a tricky alchemy this football management business.

 

[Blade58]

Sure, some new centre backs would be great, but until we replace the belief, grit, camaraderie and unified ethic that so quickly evaporated, I'll be sleeping on hay. Where a couple of centre backs might help, I don't see where the galvanisation comes from. It's a tricky alchemy this football management business.

You make an interesting point about belief, unity, grit etc. I can’t put my finger on why I think that way, but looking at the players on the pitch, something definitely doesn’t seem right with their demeanour

What does a person's demeanor mean?

outward behavior

Your demeanor is your outward behavior. It includes the way you stand, the way you talk, your facial expressions……….”


I don’t know? Just looking for reasons as to why we don’t look anything like last season

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

People who keep using the word, 'bedwetting' are reyt annoying, cringey cunts.

 

[TonyAgana]

Your demeanor is your outward behavior. It includes the way you stand, the way you talk, your facial expressions……….”


I don’t know? Just looking for reasons as to why we don’t look anything like last season

I can't overstate its importance! I've been here long enough to hear it called various things, both positively and derogatory, but it's the ingredient that can't be faked, substituted, or quantified, and we seem to be severely lacking it right now.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Look, when you look at two club city rivalries across the world the divide is usually founded on things like politics, religion, socioeconomic situations or just plain geography. But in Sheffield I would say there’s a something very different the in the DNA that determines Blades from the Wendies…Optimism!
Whereas they as a fanbase seem to be deluded, bleary eyed dreamers, who have such an overinflated view of themselves and their place in the football pyramid…We on the other hand seem to have more than our fair share of hard bitten, cynics, who sometimes use pessimism as a cosy comfort blanket. So I would suggest anyone calling fellow Blades “bed wetters” simply doesn’t know this club.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Look, when you look at two club city rivalries across the world the divide is usually founded on things like politics, religion, socioeconomic situations or just plain geography. But in Sheffield I would say there’s a something very different the in the DNA that determines Blades from the Wendies…Optimism!
Whereas they as a fanbase seem to be deluded, bleary eyed dreamers, who have such an overinflated view of themselves and their place in the football pyramid…We on the other hand seem to have more than our fair share of hard bitten, cynics, who sometimes use pessimism as a cosy comfort blanket. So I would suggest anyone calling fellow Blades “bed wetters” simply doesn’t know this club.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

People who keep using the word, 'bedwetting' are reyt annoying, cringey cunts.

Spoken like a true bedwetter.

Sorry - couldn't resist!

 

[Macfarlane21]

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[GeorgeDonis1889]

What a bedwetter. Someone should tell him the window isnt shut yet.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

…Oops, soz a bit of a stutter there.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

We are club full of “bed-wetters”…Kindly leave us alone.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Spoken like a true bedwetter.

Sorry - couldn't resist!

I'm still reserving judgement on the entire situation at the minute mate.

It's hard to deny it's gradually leaning further and further towards being a complete fucking shit show though.

We'll see soon.

 

[Blade58]

What a bedwetter. Someone should tell him the window isnt shut yet.

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I expect happy clappers are queueing up to add him to the bed wetter list?

 

[calcalcal]

I haven't wet the bed today. It's dry. Stinks of piss though. waiting for a new one from owners, suspect ill be waiting a while like selles for these new players

 

[TonyAgana]

Carrying on this "soiling yourself" theme:

It takes a 2nd wipe to know you didn't need to wipe at all.
But it only takes one wipe to know you're going to need 10.

"Let's see where we are after 10 games"... I've got a feeling we're going to have known where we are after 2.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

We can’t keep saying there’s plenty of time. The season has already started and…We need bodies in fast.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

…The “bed-wetting” hoards will soon be upon us.

 

[Gimli]

Good. Hope I'm wrong but I don't think I will be. Doesn’t really matter though, in the grand scheme of things, if we both finish in the bottom 3, does it?

Are you Bed Wetting thread's teacher? Should I call you 'sir', sir?

If we finish bottom 3 this season, I’ll add a pommpey style signature to all of my posts, saying ‘Sir Jon Bon II was right about us in the Bed Wetting thread’

 

[Bladesman101]

Instead of starting numerous threads, please resort to keeping all the bedwetting on here so that other threads can remain dry.

Anel sold. Cry on here.

We've not signed anyone today. Grab a Kleenex on here.

The owners haven't spent £10mil on one player? Make up shit about them on here.

Still not over Wilder leaving. Keep blurting on about it..... actually, no. You should be over that by now. Stop living in the past like our swine smelling neighbours.

Regretting this post yet? Not everyone who moans is a ‘bedwetter’ they may just be able to see things you can’t.

 

[@thelane]

Instead of starting numerous threads, please resort to keeping all the bedwetting on here so that other threads can remain dry.

Anel sold. Cry on here.

We've not signed anyone today. Grab a Kleenex on here.

The owners haven't spent £10mil on one player? Make up shit about them on here.

Still not over Wilder leaving. Keep blurting on about it..... actually, no. You should be over that by now. Stop living in the past like our swine smelling neighbours.

Well if people who think the manager is very, very poor, the owners are grifters with no interest and that Wilder should never have been sacked = Bedwetter ……Then that’s me and will continue to be me!!

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

More beds wets?

 

[John Street West Terrace]

Hmm ..can we rewind this thread ?

 

[Blade58]

More beds wets?

Or realism?

We look anything but a decent side. It needs to change and fast

 

[GeorgeDonis1889]

Bedwetters to Clappers

 

[Gimli]

If we finish bottom 3 this season, I’ll add a pommpey style signature to all of my posts, saying ‘Sir Jon Bon II was right about us in the Bed Wetting thread’

Jon Bon II

 

[Champagneblade]

Regretting this post yet? Not everyone who moans is a ‘bedwetter’ they may just be able to see things you can’t.

This is not bedwetting. This idiot Board is taking us to the iceberg. Not unreasonable to point out they need to take decisive action.