The Official Bedwetting Thread

[Blade58]

Surely, the minority will always be the minority, otherwise they’re not the minority.

Jeez wtf are we debating here?

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Do our owners actually know, the season has already started?

 

[Blade_In_Sydney]

Jeez wtf are we debating here?

Well you started it.

I'm clearly in the minority.

 

[Railway Blade]

Ollie's joining the ranks
Interesting stuff. Not often he has a bit of a rant.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ollie's joining the ranks
Interesting stuff. Not often he has a bit of a rant.

He thought we would be okay but with hindsight realised he hadn’t a clue!

Too much grimacing………..

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Surely, the minority will always be the minority, otherwise they’re not the minority.

The minority is the smallest amount within a larger grouping which can possibly change if the smallest amount increases and becomes the larger grouping, surely?

 

[Gavlar]

RND TO QPR ,,, see its not all bleak

Really Not a Defender

If he goes and jack robbo goes, who the hell is playing centre half with Bindon?

 

[Bookers Mullet]

Ollie's joining the ranks
Interesting stuff. Not often he has a bit of a rant.

Agree with everything he says

 

[calcalcal]

Sorry the bed is still fishy. Im not cleaning it until we actually bring in defenders, multiples of

 

[Aston max]

There's too much pork on this forum now and are feeding the bedwetting section who are excitedly sucking up every morsal.
Plus the wilderists sticking their oars in " get over it he's gone "
Yes we need players to finish off the defence but its more than that they're feeding crap about the board ! Directors will come and go " so what"
Just calm the fuck down ! the expectation levels are too high ,we're Sheffield United we're well run financially I'll take that over the boom or bust tactics our porcine neighbours loved and are now moaning even though they loved it when he was spunking millions !
At this moment I'd happily take top 6 . Dore properly funded and infrastructure projects finished.
We're in a total change both on and off the field

 

[Railway Blade]

Mods Aston is being overly positive in the "Official" Bed Wetting thread. The reek of optimism is interfering with the piss smell in this thread.

Tony can you create a "Deluded Optimists" thread so Aston can do his thing in there please ?

 

[I should coco]

Do our owners actually know, the season has already started?

Maybe it's the modern day twattish fashion for using the Yank, 'off season'?

For years, haveing a 'close season', served us well, but as well as American owneres, it seems that we have to import their bastardised version of the English language. It seemed that quite a few of our players were still on English Old Time.

Don't even get me started on 'locker room'.

 

[Rodley]

There's too much pork on this forum now and are feeding the bedwetting section who are excitedly sucking up every morsal.
Plus the wilderists sticking their oars in " get over it he's gone "
Yes we need players to finish off the defence but its more than that they're feeding crap about the board ! Directors will come and go " so what"
Just calm the fuck down ! the expectation levels are too high ,we're Sheffield United we're well run financially I'll take that over the boom or bust tactics our porcine neighbours loved and are now moaning even though they loved it when he was spunking millions !
At this moment I'd happily take top 6 . Dore properly funded and infrastructure projects finished.
We're in a total change both on and off the field

To be fair it’s difficult to have bust when you never have boom.

 

[Aston max]

To be fair it’s difficult to have bust when you never have boom.

Well you know what I meant

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Love to see a good bust and boom, me.

 

[calcalcal]

The bed is wet again. Dear me

 

[Gimli]

The bed is wet again. Dear me

Changed side, pointless cup, 20 minutes into the game, very early bed wetting, think you’ve got bladder problems.

 

[calcalcal]

Changed side, pointless cup, 20 minutes into the game, very early bed wetting, think you’ve got bladder problems.

Based on the plethora of stupid defensive errors and total lack of physicality I'd say we're in big big trouble. Error after error, too slow too clumsy. Nobody can keep their bladder after that first half

 

[Gimli]

Based on the plethora of stupid defensive errors and total lack of physicality I'd say we're in big big trouble. Error after error, too slow too clumsy. Nobody can keep their bladder after that first half

Who out of that defence is starting in the league? Also the kids in front of them - Ukaki, One, Marsh - they’re not starting either are they

 

[calcalcal]

Who out of that defence is starting in the league? Also the kids in front of them - Ukaki, One, Marsh - they’re not starting either are they

But they can't do the basics. They can't deal with set pieces. Can't handle birmingham subs muscle. Robbos trying to get sent off he's clearly had it. Centre backs urgently and only then will I invest in tena

 

[Lupa The Noa]

There are obviously no 'promises' of new players, but when other posters have said that the squad as it is NOW, is weaker than the one that finished on 92 points, they have been told to stop bedwetting and wait until the end of the window.

You make me my point for me - there are no guarantees of more signings, but yet our RS disciples insist things will be much improved by 31/8, based on no facts at all. If that isn't deluded, I don't know what is.

Like yourself, I'd rather have a wet bed than a dry tongue (from shoving it up the owner's arse)!

 

[1987]

Just wondering when it's not bedwetting to question how our squads in this state

 

[calcalcal]

Hamer just added 5m to his sale value. Sell 18m and replace for 2m and still no clean mattress

 

[Tezza1889]

Hamer just added 5m to his sale value. Sell 18m and replace for 2m and still no clean mattress

We will replace him with a 12 year old Nicaraguan who bought a gps tracker off DH gate and strapped it to his hamster..

 

[Updemblades]

We will replace him with a 12 year old Nicaraguan who bought a gps tracker off DH gate and strapped it to his hamster..

*Bulgarian

 

[Jon Bon II]

Pigs will finish higher in the league than us. You mark my words.

 

[Tezza1889]

*Bulgarian

Trying to apply a sense of humour, before I drive to Swansea this Saturday..

All apologies. Just watching the Bimingham deepthoat excersise, post match suck me beautiful vibes..

Lee Hendrie here, just wanna say well done mate.. gagging on it.

Courtney Sweet Mackenzie here, blah blah blah..

Gag off on sky..

 

[Cuypers]

Wet the bed…? I could’ve filled a water mattress after that garbage.

 

[TJ blade]

Hamer just added 5m to his sale value. Sell 18m and replace for 2m and still no clean mattress

There's not point him stopping here, but take him out of the side and were well and truly fucked!

 

[Tezza1889]

There's not point him stopping here, but take him out of the side and were well and truly fucked!

Hate to write it, but he deserves better than these owners, we're laughing at S6..

But what have we got in charge..??

Think, we just might not be laughing at the end of the transfer window..

Pray i'm wrong..