Song for Jesurun Rak-Sakyi

[Blade In Flame]

Good luck with that one.

 

[Paisley Blade]

Should start with

' HOW MUCH?'

 

[Ecco1889]

Jesurun Rak-Sakyi
Jesurun Rak-Sakyi
hates the Wednesday
loves United
His cocks fucking massive

 

[Chief]

(To the tune of 'He's got the the whole world in his hands')

He's got a slapped arse, for a face.
He's got a slapped arse, for a face.
He's got a slapped arse, for a face.
...and a shit songwriting name.

What do you reckon Jesurun?



He loves it.

 

[Blades1971]

Where the hell are you

 

[DifferentClass]

Give me a J...

 

[Jon Bon II]

JRS (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

(BEEP BOOP, BOOP BEEP)

JRS is gonna rock ya! (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!
Agents are greedy!

JRS is gonna rock ya! (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!

JRS JRS is gonna rock ya!

JRS (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!


JRS is gonna rock ya
'cause you have to
Move to the flow of the O R-Blaster
Hamer ballistics
He’s gonna kick it hard
Cooper can catch it
Down with the Brew Brew
Soutter and Brooks too
Trusty, Anel going with a back two
Wilder teaches everything you learn
Will point to the fact that Blades are eternal

It's 3 PM, 3 PM, 3 PM Eternal

JRS is gonna rock ya! (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!

Agents are greedy!

JRS (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!


Sheffield city red and white central
Shoreham boys going fucking mental
Yanks bring new investment
Burrows, O’Hare, Moore is a statement
Da Souza coming down with mayhem
Looking at my watch time 3 PM
Got to see that everywhere I turn
Will point to the fact that Blades are eternal

It's 3 PM, 3 PM, 3 PM Eternal

Etc etc

I think that just about scans. Join in when you feel confident.

 

[SGBlade]

JRS (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

(BEEP BOOP, BOOP BEEP)

JRS is gonna rock ya! (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!
Agents are greedy!

JRS is gonna rock ya! (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!

JRS JRS is gonna rock ya!

JRS (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!


JRS is gonna rock ya
'cause you have to
Move to the flow of the O R-Blaster
Hamer ballistics
He’s gonna kick it hard
Cooper can catch it
Down with the Brew Brew
Soutter and Brooks too
Trusty, Anel going with a back two
Wilder teaches everything you learn
Will point to the fact that Blades are eternal

It's 3 PM, 3 PM, 3 PM Eternal

JRS is gonna rock ya! (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!

Agents are greedy!

JRS (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!


Sheffield city red and white central
Shoreham boys going fucking mental
Yanks bring new investment
Burrows, O’Hare, Moore is a statement
Da Souza coming down with mayhem
Looking at my watch time 3 PM
Got to see that everywhere I turn
Will point to the fact that Blades are eternal

It's 3 PM, 3 PM, 3 PM Eternal

Etc etc

I think that just about scans. Join in when you feel confident.

Fucking hell that made me laugh out loud it’s so shit (in a good way!). Deep cut.

 

[Tarqs]

Jesurun rak sakyi
Came to sign in a tracky,
8 inch on the slacky
Ghost behind like he's wearing khaki,
Songs a bit tacky
For our lad rak sakyi

 

[mattbianco1]

Not sure the old Littlejohn song is PC these days, but it does fit

Jesurun, Jesurun, running down the wing ...

 

[Swannyblade]

Summat to work with here:

Ram Jam - Black Betty

Whoa Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Yeah Black Betty, bam-ba-lam

Jesurun Rak-Sakyi, bam-ba-lam
Yeah Rak-Sakyi, bam-ba-lam

 

[GodricBlade]

He’s Rak-Sakyi
Looks good in his new Blades tracky
He’s as fast as a Kawasaki
And it’s Jes-u-run

(She’s Electric)

 

[Fjortoft's Aeroplane]

We picked him up on loan and he looked so fine
Jesu-run run run, Jesu-run run
He'll be worth a hundred million when hes in his prime
Jesu-run run run, Jesu-run run

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

To the tune of ging gang gooly

Jesurun
Rak Sakyi Sakyi Rak
Jesurun
Jesurun
Repeat

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I think polite applause whenever he touches the ball will have to do.

It's just to hard.

 

[FTPE]

After seeing Dean Henderson calls him 'Jez'.
Lip Up Fatty
Song by Bad Manners

Jez- Rak- Sayki... and repeat.

 

[BelgianBlade]

Simple really.

To the tune of “Jesus Christ Superstar”:

Jeeeeh-surun
Rak-Sakeh
Scores when he wants
And he hates Wensdeh

 

[BladesOnToast]

Time flies by in the red white and black
Don't you know Sheff Utd are back
We've got Jez Rak-Sakyi,
Notasgoodatlongthrowsas Jacky,
Stick it in the box son
Oh woah-oh
(to the tune of "John Brown's Body")

 

[Cappy]

JRS (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

(BEEP BOOP, BOOP BEEP)

JRS is gonna rock ya! (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!
Agents are greedy!

JRS is gonna rock ya! (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!

JRS JRS is gonna rock ya!

JRS (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!


JRS is gonna rock ya
'cause you have to
Move to the flow of the O R-Blaster
Hamer ballistics
He’s gonna kick it hard
Cooper can catch it
Down with the Brew Brew
Soutter and Brooks too
Trusty, Anel going with a back two
Wilder teaches everything you learn
Will point to the fact that Blades are eternal

It's 3 PM, 3 PM, 3 PM Eternal

JRS is gonna rock ya! (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!

Agents are greedy!

JRS (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!


Sheffield city red and white central
Shoreham boys going fucking mental
Yanks bring new investment
Burrows, O’Hare, Moore is a statement
Da Souza coming down with mayhem
Looking at my watch time 3 PM
Got to see that everywhere I turn
Will point to the fact that Blades are eternal

It's 3 PM, 3 PM, 3 PM Eternal

Etc etc

I think that just about scans. Join in when you feel confident.

I need to be paid to read shit that long

 

[Benitachel]

Jesurun Rak-Sakyi
Jesurun Rak-Sakyi
hates the Wednesday
loves United
His cocks fucking massive

How old are you?
11 Probably!

 

[GodricBlade]

To the tune of Dah Doo Ron Ron :-

He’s here from Crystal Palace on a season’s loan
Jes-u-run run run
Jes-u-run run….

He fucked off Leeds United now the Lane’s his home
Jes-u-run run run
Jes-u-run run

Yeah - his choice is made
Yeah - now he’s a Blade
And Bramall Lane’s his home
Jes-u-run run run
Jes-u-run run

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Same tune as that blackpool Charlie Patino song


His names Jez rak Sakyi,
He fancied a chip butty
So Up north he came,
To play at Bramall lane,
He took one look around
A new home he had found
And then he said to me,
iiii fucking hate Wens-dee.

End of thread.

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

All pretty dire attempts so far. I think Rak Sakyi has the same tempo as the name Valerie. There’s 2 or 3 songs with that name. Maybe give that a try.

 

[goatherder]

To the tune of she's electric:

He's Rak-Sakyi
He don't smile much but he's appeh
To be playing for the blades each Satdi
& sometimes midweek too

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez
Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez
Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez
Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez

 

[GodricBlade]

Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez
Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez
Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez
Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez

I’ll print that one off & see if I can get it going on the South Stand.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

 

[TJB.]

He runs for miles
Rak-Sakyi!
He never smiles
Rak-Sakyi!
When he scores it's a party
Rak-Sakyi
For the red & white army

Repeat ad nauseum.

 

[Englebert Wincobank]

I’ve had Rat Rapping by Roland Rat in my head for the best part of a week now.

Yay, Rat Fans.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I’ll print that one off & see if I can get it going on the South Stand.

For the SS, the tune can be anything from the hit parade in the 60's. That's the beauty of this one.