Song for Jesurun Rak-Sakyi

[jono_t2000]

Simple really.

To the tune of “Jesus Christ Superstar”:

Jeeeeh-surun
Rak-Sakeh
Scores when he wants
And he hates Wensdeh

Best one so far

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Sounds simple enough for our lot

 

[GodricBlade]

For the SS, the tune can be anything from the hit parade in the 60's. That's the beauty of this one.

Obviously I’ll have to wait until most people are on a Werthers break and will notify the St John’s Ambulance lads in case anyone gets a bit over excited.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Best one so far

No, Goatherders is best.

To the tune of she's electric:

He's Rak-Sakyi
He don't smile much but he's appeh
To be playing for the blades each Satdi
& sometimes midweek too

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

To the tune of Rasputin

Ra-ra-Rak-Sukyi
Loves the Blades, hates Wednesday
Scoring goals running down the wing

 

[ekke287]

Don’t look back in anger, Oasis

And so
Palace can wait, we’ve already paid
And he’s in red and white
Now Jes, glide away
And don’t look back in anger, Rak-Sakyi

 

[Carlton Blade]

"Rak-Sakyi dum dum dum dum de de de dum"

 

[DifferentClass]

Not sure the old Littlejohn song is PC these days, but it does fit

Jesurun, Jesurun, running down the wing ...

A bit off topic but I thought Sydie Peck was a black guy for ages!

 

[goatherder]

To the tune of Roxanne:

Rak-Sayki
You just have to put on the red & white
Running down the wing for money
You don't care if its wrong or if it's right

Rak-Sayki
Please don't wear that dress tonight
Those days are over
etc etc

 

[1973Blade]

I say we 'go different ' with this one and do a version of Mel and Kim's FLM to his initials JRS.
'You can't get the answers, if you don't take your chances,
Joy, Run and Sexyfootball
JRS'
You can thank me later.

 

[JJBlade]

In Turkey he drinks Raki
In Tokyo he drinks Saki
He's Jesuran, Jesuran Rak Sakyi

Needs work

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

A bit off topic but I thought Sydie Peck was a black guy for ages!

How many matches til you noticed?

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

To the tune of Roxanne:

Rak-Sayki
You just have to put on the red & white
Running down the wing for money
You don't care if its wrong or if it's right

Rak-Sayki
Please don't wear that dress tonight
Those days are over
etc etc

Starts well, not sure about the dress bit..

 

[goatherder]

Starts well, not sure about the dress bit..

Ah that's cos Sting wrote the 2nd verse, not me

 

[DifferentClass]

How many matches til you noticed?

Too many

 

[ChuntyMalone]

I was looking forward to today until I read this thread

 

[JPBrods]

"Rak-Sakyi dum dum dum dum de de de dum"

This is EXACTLY what I had in mind. Beaten to the punch.

 

[SLB]

Good luck with that one.

I'd probably want to see him play first.

 

[Rodley]

 

[Gimli]

Cause Jesurun he knows us, and he knows we’re right
Been trying to sign Jesurun, all my life
Jesurun he love us, he plays in the red and white
And now hes a blade, everything’s gonna be alright.

To the tune of Jesus he knows me by Genesis.

Yes I am accepting royalties once this becomes a huge hit.
Send to:
C/O Big Vern
Crab Industries Ltd.

 

[Rodley]

Cause Jesurun he knows us, and he knows we’re right
Been trying to sign Jesurun, all my life
Jesurun he love us, he plays in the red and white
And now hes a blade, everything’s gonna be alright.

To the tune of Jesus he knows me by Genesis.

Yes I am accepting royalties once this becomes a huge hit.
Send to:
C/O Big Vern
Crab Industries Ltd.

Never heard the song TBH

 

[Gin&Juice]

Never heard the song TBH

Great song. Coach driver through France had the tape on repeat.

 

[GodricBlade]

For the SS, the tune can be anything from the hit parade in the 60's. That's the beauty of this one.

Well, I tried.
But by the time he came on, most of those around me were having a meltdown over the game and their carers were busy trying to settle them back under their tartan blankets.
A few thought I was having a turn and those who did respond, soon forgot the words.
So, all in all, a bit of a flop.
Pardon?

 

[Richeee]

Bloke behind me today came up with a good one moments after he danced past the Rangers defence and lofted it into the Kop..."you are fuckin shite"..didn't recognise the tune though

 

[MosboroughBlade]

Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez
Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez
Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez
Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez Jez

Can't remember it, shout out the first line again.

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Too many

and i always thought seryki was white

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

weve got super Chrissy wilder he knows exactly what we need
seryki at the back
sydie peck is black
i think i need to stop smoking weed

i don't actually smoke weed but it fits

 

[dexter101]

What will you do when Rak-Sakyi scores,
What will you do when Rak-Sakyi scores,
What will you do when Rak-Sakyi scores,
What will you do when Rak-Sakyi scores

to the chorus of:

 

[Overthehills]

Rak sakyi…. Oooo oo
Rak sakyi…. Oooo oo
He came on loan from palace
His ball control takes the piss.

 

[Bl4desutd]

What about (as in, the masked singer)
“Get him on
Get him on
Get him on”