BrisBlade
Stop... Hamer time!
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With the start of a new season round the corner, I thought I'd start a thread to help the club plan out the next week. Feel free to make additions folks...
- Search the back of the sofas in the VIP boxes for a pen for Ndiaye to sign his contract. There may also be a few shillings to put towards the transfer kitty.
- Take a white van over the snake and kidnap Doyle while City are away and no one's looking.
- Get the tipex out so we can unilaterally update contact end dates for Wes, Ammisah, Bogle, Baldock, Egan, RND, Blaster, Norwood, Peck, Berge and McBurnie. Saves time negotiating with agents.
- Replace all of Brewster's internal systems (bones, muscles, ligaments, the works) with kevlar.
- While we're at it with the above point, do the same with JOC so he can make a miraculous recovery and solve our LCB worries.