It's why we are still in the Premier league and you are not. Anyway Ben White is off for 50 million plus. Yes you heard that right 50 MILL. Let that sink in. A player that cost zilch. Released by Southampton picked up by BHA.
<steveM's mum> "Steven, have you done your homework?"
<steveM> "yes mum"
<steveM's mum> "well then why aren't you outside on a lovely day like this?"
<steveM> "not bothered about being outdoors"
<steveM's mum> "Steven, is anything wrong?, any problems at school?"
<steveM> "no, it's all fine"
<steveM's mum> "only I've noticed, well.....you don't seem to have any friends, Steven?"
<steveM> "got loads of mates"
<steveM's mum> "really?, then how come you spend all day alone in your bedroom?"
<steveM> "cos they don't live round here, that's why?"
<steveM's mum> "well where do they live?"
<steveM> "Sheffield"
<steveM' mum> "Sheffield?, Steven, you've never been to Sheffield?"
<steveM> "met them all on the internet, we chat online, they all think I'm great"
<steveM's mum> "Steven, are you sure about this?, you know what happened last time you met a friend online, that old bloke who was asking you to send him pictures of you in your swimming trunks....."
<steveM> "it's not like that, these lads like to hear my views on football, I explain stuff to them, they all think I am really smart and cool"
<steveM's mum> "Steven, you'll never meet a girl, if you stay in your bedroom all day"
<steveM> "I need to be here, so I can tell them stuff, I just told them one of our players will be sold for 50 million plus, yes, you heard that right mum, 50 mill, now let that sink in"
<steveM's mum> "for gods sake, grow up, Steven"