I've got a couple of mates who are Spurs fans and they text me before, during and after the match yesterday. Before they were slightly worried and thought our league position was false, during they asked me if we were going to bother competing with them and after they were asking what has happened to our players since last season when we gave them 2 good games.
If I'd have turned round and said "statistically we weren't that bad" I'd have looked a knob, because you don't need stats when you've got eyes.