Headlines Saturday

[silverfox]

How about......

"Sharp Shooter starts with a bang"

or

"The Beattie's On"

or across the city.......

"Owls Sunk Again"

or

"Water poor start"

 

[Robbie]

"Water poor start"

Water poorlow start

 

[Linz]

"Sharp and Stead-y in Six Goal Slaughter"

Alliteration is your friend

 

[Robbie]

The Hend is nigh

 

[Linz]

Colchester reduced to complete Carney-age

 

[Robbie]

Gearying up for promotion

 

[silverfox]

A know i shouldn't but someone else will if I don't.............

"The 'fool' Monty"

 

[jodman]

sky sports.com will go with either "blades too sharp for colchester" or "colchester blunt blades"; i don't know how they come up with them.

 

[Mousey]

"Teddy, Steady, Go! As the Blades and Colchester kick off their seasons".

That'll be in the case of a draw with Sheringham and Stead scoring

 

[shorehamview]

The headline I would most like to see is

"Wednesday are complete shite".

 

[Linz]

The headline I would most like to see is

"Wednesday are complete shite".

Aye, but if it was in The Star, they'd have a picture of the Blades underneath it

 

[!tf]

The headline I would most like to see is

"Wednesday are complete shite".

LOL........

Have wednesday still not got a keeper?
Jeepers keepers for laws.


im so funny

 

[matth]

They've got Lee Grant.

How about "Bramall Shame", when Sharpy's caught streaking across the pitch before wrestling Tongey to the ground?

 

[!tf]

They've got Lee Grant.

How about "Bramall Shame", when Sharpy's caught streaking across the pitch before wrestling Tongey to the ground?

isnt lee grant an actress

 

[Linz]

How about "Bramall Shame", when Sharpy's caught streaking across the pitch before wrestling Tongey to the ground?

I feel this sentence should continue... but won't add to it for fear of P&Ting the thread

 

[Greasy Chip Butty]

the most likely pigs headline would be

" owls linked with premiership striker "

 

[matth]

"Brave Owls Lose Out To Ipswich" and "Shit Blades only beat U's 4-0 - the useless GETS"

 

[shorehamview]

"Brian Laws In Dogging Shame"

 

[7UpJordan]

"Quinn-tessential Goal!"

If one of the Quinns scores an absolute peach of a goal.

 

[silverfox]

"Brian Laws In Dogging Shame"

I daren't let the dog out now!

Don't want him being dirtied!

 

[keenzy]

"billy the kid rides into town on the horse!"

 

[Robbie]

"billy the kid rides into town on the horse!"

Isn't that a porn film?

 

[keenzy]

porn film? sounds like a gay one, trust you to have seen it!

 

[Robbie]

porn film? sounds like a gay one, trust you to have seen it!

I leant it from you

 

[keenzy]

learnt what?

 

[Robbie]

learnt what?

Go re-read....

 

[keenzy]

you edited that

 

[Robbie]

you edited that

If there was a 12 min gap in editing then it would show.

 

[7UpJordan]

isnt lee grant an actress

No, he's one of my mates.

 

[eviltoasters]

to get back on topic, how about from across the city, Woefull Wednesday sink again, or from us U's no mach for Sharp Blades.