Fleck, Norwood, Lundstram chant

[1973Blade]

OK my effort now! To the tune of Manfred Mann's '5,4,3,2,1', 'Flecky, Norwood, Lun. Flecky, Norwood, Lun, Flecky, Norwood, Lun', repeated until we either get bored or die.
I'll get my coat.

 

[Rodley]

10/10 for effort

 

[benn5712]

2nd option for me.

 

[Brummie Blade 70]

OK my effort now! To the tune of Manfred Mann's '5,4,3,2,1', 'Flecky, Norwood, Lun. Flecky, Norwood, Lun, Flecky, Norwood, Lun', repeated until we either get bored or die.
I'll get my coat.

I

OK my effort now! To the tune of Manfred Mann's '5,4,3,2,1', 'Flecky, Norwood, Lun. Flecky, Norwood, Lun, Flecky, Norwood, Lun', repeated until we either get bored or die.
I'll get my coat.

I think the sea air has gone to your head!

 

[Boxer Blade]

I'm supprised you've got any coats left

 

[Eels]

Has "Norwood and Lunny" been suggested in place of "Woodward and Currie" in the barrel of money tune?
Or would that be considered heresy?

 

[Cassius Kray]

There was a group of lads in the concourse well before the game yesterday trying to get the singing going, who were singing a song I'd not heard before involving Norwoord, Fleck and Lundstram. Can't remember any of the rest of it now (but it certainly wasn't the OP!). Anyone?

 

[1973Blade]

I'm supprised you've got any coats left

I get the same coat every time

 

[YorkBlade]

New take on an old classic, anyone like this?

"Oh we ain't got a barrel of money but we've got Didzy and Lunny and with Norwood in tune, Europe is soon United...all together now!"

 

[Pinchy]

You expect creativity from a bunch of numbskulls who continue to ‘sing’ “when we win promotion” and ”the Blades are going up” when we’re in the Premier League?

Only in S2...

 

[bornablade]

On a Manfred Mann theme

'You Ain't seen nothing like the Mighty Lunn'.

Pretty sure that song's not been used before.

 

[Punk Blade]

You expect creativity from a bunch of numbskulls who continue to ‘sing’ “when we win promotion” and ”the Blades are going up” when we’re in the Premier League?

Only in S2...

I imagine that they’re sung ironically now.

 

[1973Blade]

You expect creativity from a bunch of numbskulls who continue to ‘sing’ “when we win promotion” and ”the Blades are going up” when we’re in the Premier League?

True, but don't the Who still sing 'I hope I die before I get old'?

 

[highgreenintokyo]

You expect creativity from a bunch of numbskulls who continue to ‘sing’ “when we win promotion” and ”the Blades are going up” when we’re in the Premier League?

Only in S2...

Can tell things are going well when this is all you have! Merry Xmas, Pinchy!

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

On a Manfred Mann theme

'You Ain't seen nothing like the Mighty Lunn'.

Pretty sure that song's not been used before.

Was sung to Alan Quinn

 

[RealMcCoy]

You expect creativity from a bunch of numbskulls who continue to ‘sing’ “when we win promotion” and ”the Blades are going up” when we’re in the Premier League?

Only in S2...

Hahaha that’s classy! Can you hear a “whoosh” sound Pinchy?

 

[Pinchy]

I imagine that they’re sung ironically now.

Our lot are about as capable of irony as Alanis Morissette. They wouldn’t know it if it arrived on a giant truck decked out with ‘irony’ in flashing neon lights.

 

[guancheblade]

10/10 for effort

Au contraire, clearly a 1/10 for effort.

10/10 comedy value though

 

[Punk Blade]

Our lot are about as capable of irony as Alanis Morissette. They wouldn’t know it if it arrived on a giant truck decked out with ‘irony’ in flashing neon lights.

An old Blade turned in a cross
He saw his goal ruled out for an offside toe
It's a fumble by your reliable keeper
It's a wonderstrike after a foul on Egan
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

It's like rain on the opening day
It's a free season ticket at the sty when you've already paid
It's the footballing Blades that you just can't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Cabbage Face was afraid to attack
He packed his useless defence and kissed entertainment goodbye
He waited the whole damn game to get on the ball
And as the VAR said goal he thought
"Well, isn't this nice"
And isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's like rain on the opening day
It's a free season ticket at the sty when you've already paid
It's the footballing Blades that you just can't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, the Blades have a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think they're just physical and only play 'lump and run'
The Blades have a funny way of scoring a goal when
You think you've got the forwards marked then John Fleck pops up in your box

Eight added minutes when kick off was late
A "no smoking" sign on the Kop toilets
It's like ten thousand seats when some want safe standing
It's getting the manager of our dreams
And then meeting his genius assistant
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It's like rain on the opening day
It's a free season ticket at the sty when you've already paid
It's the footballing Blades that you just can't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, the Blades have a funny way of sneaking up on you
The Blades have a funny way of making you bad
Making you bad

 

[1973Blade]

Our lot are about as capable of irony as Alanis Morissette. They wouldn’t know it if it arrived on a giant truck decked out with ‘irony’ in flashing neon lights.

So you're saying having a draw full of spoons when all you need is a knife isn't an example of irony then?

 

[Pinchy]

An old Blade turned in a cross
He saw his goal ruled out for an offside toe
It's a fumble by your reliable keeper
It's a wonderstrike after a foul on Egan
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

It's like rain on the opening day
It's a free season ticket at the sty when you've already paid
It's the footballing Blades that you just can't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Cabbage Face was afraid to attack
He packed his useless defence and kissed entertainment goodbye
He waited the whole damn game to get on the ball
And as the VAR said goal he thought
"Well, isn't this nice"
And isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's like rain on the opening day
It's a free season ticket at the sty when you've already paid
It's the footballing Blades that you just can't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, the Blades have a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think they're just physical and only play 'lump and run'
The Blades have a funny way of scoring a goal when
You think you've got the forwards marked then John Fleck pops up in your box

Eight added minutes when kick off was late
A "no smoking" sign on the Kop toilets
It's like ten thousand seats when some want safe standing
It's getting the manager of our dreams
And then meeting his genius assistant
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It's like rain on the opening day
It's a free season ticket at the sty when you've already paid
It's the footballing Blades that you just can't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, the Blades have a funny way of sneaking up on you
The Blades have a funny way of making you bad
Making you bad

Bravo. No irony required...

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

An old Blade turned in a cross
He saw his goal ruled out for an offside toe
It's a fumble by your reliable keeper
It's a wonderstrike after a foul on Egan
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

It's like rain on the opening day
It's a free season ticket at the sty when you've already paid
It's the footballing Blades that you just can't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Cabbage Face was afraid to attack
He packed his useless defence and kissed entertainment goodbye
He waited the whole damn game to get on the ball
And as the VAR said goal he thought
"Well, isn't this nice"
And isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's like rain on the opening day
It's a free season ticket at the sty when you've already paid
It's the footballing Blades that you just can't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, the Blades have a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think they're just physical and only play 'lump and run'
The Blades have a funny way of scoring a goal when
You think you've got the forwards marked then John Fleck pops up in your box

Eight added minutes when kick off was late
A "no smoking" sign on the Kop toilets
It's like ten thousand seats when some want safe standing
It's getting the manager of our dreams
And then meeting his genius assistant
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It's like rain on the opening day
It's a free season ticket at the sty when you've already paid
It's the footballing Blades that you just can't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, the Blades have a funny way of sneaking up on you
The Blades have a funny way of making you bad
Making you bad

If Elton gets his hands on that Bernie might be out of work.

 

[1973Blade]

If Elton gets his hands on that Bernie might be out of work.

Actually those words sort of fit into Candle In The Wind!