CONFIRMED Dean Hammond

[JohnDenver]

My F5 key is broken.

 

[LSF]

I just don't see the obsession with Hammond.

He's 32, slow and unathletic. The exact opposite of what has been required for some time now.

Quite how this man is going to improve anything by a noticeable margin is beyond me.

I would stay well away from the signings of players like these.

Then again the the club seems to take the opposite approach to me on all aspects of the running of the club.

So I fully expect his slow stature through that door today.

Sigh.... Any chance of you fucking off again? (For good this time!)

 

[Bladesman]

and if we had FFP would have meant we could have afforded him for about a week - enough time for the slashers to get on his back though eh?

FFP put a stop to us signing him apparently. Apparently we also couldn't get a new tea lady because of the FFP rule.

 

[Bartleby]

They've clearly never heard the term "Rest in possession"

let's bring back hoofball cos it's easier to understand

 

[Bartleby]

FFP put a stop to us signing him apparently. Apparently we also couldn't get a new tea lady because of the FFP rule.

we'll have to start charging more than £3.60 for them chicken balti pies to get the revenue up, then mebbe we can start scouting the top end of the PL for tea ladies that are good enough for our mighty club

 

[Oreyt]

we'll have to start charging more than £3.60 for them chicken balti pies to get the revenue up, then mebbe we can start scouting the top end of the PL for tea ladies that are good enough for our mighty club

Why do we never go looking abroad for tea ladies? No flair, just plain old tea towels and Rich Tea. WHERE'S THE 100% EGYPTIAN COTTON? WHERE'S THE BALSEN CHOCO LEIBNIZ, EH? WHERE'S THE AMBITION?!??!?!

I think he likes his tea ladies extra creamy IF YOU GET MY DRIFT. Typical United.

 

[Bartleby]

Why do we never go looking abroad for tea ladies? No flair, just plain old tea towels and Rich Tea. WHERE'S THE 100% EGYPTIAN COTTON? WHERE'S THE BALSEN CHOCO LEIBNIZ, EH? WHERE'S THE AMBITION?!??!?!

I think he likes his tea ladies extra creamy IF YOU GET MY DRIFT. Typical United.

errr, think I get your drift mate(?)

 

[Foxy]

[CONFIRMED]

 

[JJ Sefton]

God Bless Jim Phipps and all who sail in him.

 

[mattbianco1]

[CONFIRMED]

Straight into the squad??

 

[Foxy]

Straight into the squad??

Yep

 

[Blade58]

Loan while Jan

No mention of whether to be made permanent

http://www.sufc.co.uk/news/article/sheffield-united-dean-hammond-2753585.aspx

 

[Bladesman]

Well done to silverfox for being ITK.

 

[mosbolad]

As I said........

Loan signing.........

'I reckon we could do with a good loan signing for the match tomorrow. '

Whooda thunk that one eh!

 

[boo radley]

Good news to end my dinner on.

 

[mattbianco1]

Right then...

Howard
Freeman Basham Collins Wallace
Baxter Hammond Coutts
Done Sharp Adams​

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Straight into the squad??

Injured?

 

[Worksop II]

Right then...

Howard
Freeman Basham Collins Wallace
Baxter Hammond Coutts
Done Sharp Adams​

Howard
Freeman McGahey Collins Wallace
Basham Hammond
Baxter
Done Sharp Adams​

 

[Grecian2000]

Well done to silverfox for being ITK.

Yep, excellent prediction only 2827 days ago.

Neither World War lasted as long as this rumour.

 

[Kevincarterversion2.0]

Howard
Freeman McGahey Collins Wallace
Basham Hammond
Baxter
Done Sharp Adams

I'd go for something like that...

 

[Blade56]

Hammond! FFS, when did he come on the scene!

 

[Jon Bon]

Top 5 Hammonds:
1. Wally Hammond - Cricket legend
2. Matt Hammond - The helicopter flying, Park Ranger dad in Skippy
3. Mark Hammond - The elder brother in Skippy
4. Sonny Hammond - the young son and friend of Skippy in Skippy
5. Hammonds Chop Sauce - Nice with a, er... chop.

 

[super_pig]

heh. what an epic.. hollywood blockbuster coming .'the signing of Dean Hammond'.. starring Vin Diesel et al

 

[SUFC Guy]

I don't know how they kept this one quiet !

Excellent signing and I hope he hits the floor running (or hits the opposition anyway )

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

I don't know how they kept this one quiet !

Excellent signing and I hope he hits the floor running (or hits the opposition anyway )

I hope he doesn't hit the floor with our track record.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Top 5 Hammonds:
1. Wally Hammond - Cricket legend
2. Matt Hammond - The helicopter flying, Park Ranger dad in Skippy
3. Mark Hammond - The elder brother in Skippy
4. Sonny Hammond - the young son and friend of Skippy in Skippy
5. Hammonds Chop Sauce - Nice with a, er... chop.

Hammond organ.

 

[Blade56]

Tonight's crowd just went up 1,500

 

[Grappler]

As I said........

Loan signing.........

'I reckon we could do with a good loan signing for the match tomorrow. '

Whooda thunk that one eh!

Yes pal when I read your post yesterday I wondered if you knew something, along with the fact that Roy and others had said that a poster on Bladesmad (called Lane Legend) said it was 100% nailed on, and was very rarely wrong.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Someone needs to change Wikipedia.

 

[LardSardine]

Top 5 Hammonds:
1. Wally Hammond - Cricket legend
2. Matt Hammond - The helicopter flying, Park Ranger dad in Skippy
3. Mark Hammond - The elder brother in Skippy
4. Sonny Hammond - the young son and friend of Skippy in Skippy
5. Hammonds Chop Sauce - Nice with a, er... chop.

1. Hammond Eggs
2. Hammond Leek Pie
3. Hammond Cheese Omelette
4. Hammond Pea Soup
5. Hammond Cheese Sandwich