Brayford Beards...

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I've just found the new player icons in the edit box. This is Warhol-esque. :D

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Work of art. Just made that my Twitter background. Delighted with it :D
 
Voted. 75%!! Awesome...well done Blades!
My Braypril beard is very luxurious...let's hope it stays til Mayford.
 
Trigger Blade said:
I decided I would and I don't have a problem with the luxuriant aspect, but grey doesn't look as good as brown and I have no chance of slicking back anything on top.

I've been travelling around the Middle East for 12 days and one of my customers, Indian, said I looked like Ian Botham, which wasn't the worst thing he could have said, even though it isn't true, David Bellamy might have been closer to the mark.

Two days ago sat in a departure lounge and a very young Asian boy came running along, stopped in his tracks and stared, no pretence of not looking and excitedly said to his Dad "Papa, Papa, it's Santa!" His Dad told him to shush and hustled him away. I smiled, but when I got to Kuwait, a look in the mirror told me it needed a bit of a tidying. I found a barber and he did some good work which even involved a cutthroat razor, which made me nervous.

Yesterday, I was at a customer in Kuwait where the new buyer is English, The conversation drifted to football and it turned out he's a Derby fan and a seriously committed one (when he was offered the job in Kuwait, the only negative he could find was not being able to follow Derby home and away). I told him of my allegiance and started to tell him the reason for the beard and before I could, he just said "is it a Brayford beard?"

It wouldn't be fair to post a pic, there might be children looking and I'm not sure I could master the technology required in any case.
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Could be worse, my father-in-law said I looked like Peter Sutcliffe......bastard
 
I accidentally shaved mine off last night in a terrible beard trimmer length setting miscalculation.

I feel naked, effeminate and extremely angry with myself :(
 
Apparently this is what the kids of today call a "selfie"..... 3 weeks growth, could have done with starting it a bit earlier to get it a bit more Brayford-ish.....



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Got myself a beard on the go, but it's more grey than Bray :( never mind, past the itch now so the whiskers will be intact for Wembley
 
Torrix1889 said:
Apparently this is what the kids of today call a "selfie"..... 3 weeks growth, could have done with starting it a bit earlier to get it a bit more Brayford-ish.....



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Good effort. Of course if you'd used the camera on the front of your Samsung it would have been a much better picture. But then the kidz probably haven't taught you that bit yet. (Mine taught me last week. Sigh)
 
Although obviously too late for him now, but I did the same as Presty a couple of months back and accidentally shaved it off. However, I was pleasantly surprised that all the itching and discomfort suffered in the pursuit of beard #1 was completely absent in beard #2. Not a thing.

(and 79%, by the way.)
 



Just ordered Caveman Wig and Beard on Amazon £6.95 plus £5.95 express delivery.

By the way, just a thought, but there'll be a load of bonding going on with Brayford on Sunday; boy will he feel wanted. No doubt we'll back it up verbally too big time.

This man is a quality player and a talisman who could emulate Bob Booker in time. Wages will be a problem. I for one would pay £1 a week on direct debit towards his wages. Would another 5000 do the same? There would have to be caveats of course but the main message would be "get him signed"!

Yes the prince is supposed to have cash to spare but such a message from the fans would be to him as well as the manager and the player. Donations from fans would add to income for FFP purposes too.

Pie in the sky I know, but just talking about it will send messages.
 
Billyblade said:
"Gordon's ALIVE!!!"
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Quite - they need to get together and begin a shouting contest

All look as though they have a set of ankle bells, wave hankies, wear cloggs, shake sticks at each other and piss about after drinking copious amounts of fermented fruit or grain.
 
I'm going to have to settle for the one on my S2 4SU Brayford Tee (without the sweat marks Swizzers) 'cos I couldn't grow a credible face muff if I wanted to.

Me Dad's got one, though. Allus has since I were born - will that do?
 
Linz said:
Bloody Scruffs Anonymous this thread...
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You can start an Unkempt Growler thread in the P&T if you like, for all the, well, hirsute ladies who fancy a bit of fame/infamy/ridicule.

So ladies, if it's like a border collie's chest then post away. :D
 



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