CONFIRMED Anis Slimane

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Love this:

 

[Balboni]

Fuck me pal you aren't even glass half empty more dregs in the bottom of a glass

I’m trying to tell matey why talented footballers cost more generally than shit/unproven ones, not hard to understand if you have enough brain cells. Thought a man such as Gandhi would know this

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

No25

 

[Silent Blade]

I’m trying to tell matey why talented footballers cost more generally than shit/unproven ones, not hard to understand if you have enough brain cells. Thought a man such as Gandhi would know this

There are talented footballers who cost less than shit ones

 

[Balboni]

There are talented footballers who cost less than shit ones

Very true, but as a rule the more talented ones go for more money. So why people are using this “oh if he’d cost more people would think he’d class” thing I’ll never understand. Infact, I don’t think anyone’s said anything like that

 

[Half Bond Jls]

It's here, obligatory doing weights and on the bike like every behind the scenes video.

Poor lad looked terrified. Like kid at a new school. He'll be reyt. Glad we've got some new faces.

 

[borg elite]

Poor lad looked terrified. Like kid at a new school. He'll be reyt. Glad we've got some new faces.

Especially when that bloke referred to the top he was wearing and said "did yer nan knit that?"

 

[Half Bond Jls]

Especially when that bloke referred to the top he was wearing and said "did yer nan knit that?"

I had second hand embarrassment. Fancy saying that.

 

[Blade56]

Especially when that bloke referred to the top he was wearing and said "did yer nan knit that?"

I had second hand embarrassment. Fancy saying that.

Don’t know, it’s well documented Tunisians “get” Yorkshire humour

 

[Bertie Mee]

Especially when that bloke referred to the top he was wearing and said "did yer nan knit that?"

That bloke being Paul Mitchell our chief scout

 

[mattbianco1]

It's here, obligatory doing weights and on the bike like every behind the scenes video.

Welcome to Sheffield where your new work colleagues take the piss out of your clothing within seconds of meeting you.

Fucking embarrassing that.

 

[Bl4desutd]

I’m trying to tell matey why talented footballers cost more generally than shit/unproven ones, not hard to understand if you have enough brain cells. Thought a man such as Gandhi would know this

How much did Iliman cost again? And Snel

I’m trying to tell matey why talented footballers cost more generally than shit/unproven ones, not hard to understand if you have enough brain cells. Thought a man such as Gandhi would know this

 

[Balboni]

How much did Iliman cost again? And Snel

Jesus Christ not all talented footballers cost millions, but more often than not the best players go for more money than their worse counterparts. That’s how it works.

This is terribly boring

 

[Balboni]

Welcome to Sheffield where your new work colleagues take the piss out of your clothing within seconds of meeting you.

Fucking embarrassing that.

It’s a bit of a laugh Christ

 

[jono_t2000]

I like the bit where the medical guy asks him if he had a good journey... and Anis just looks at him like I don't understand a word coming out of your mouth with that accent.

 

[RossingtonBlade]

If we don’t sing “I wanna dance with Slimane” I’ll be disappointed.

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

That bloke being Paul Mitchell our chief scout

Welcome to Sheffield where your new work colleagues take the piss out of your clothing within seconds of meeting you.

Fucking embarrassing that.

Well he is a pig

 

[KiwiBlabe]

Welcome to Sheffield where your new work colleagues take the piss out of your clothing within seconds of meeting you.

Fucking embarrassing that.

Coukd be alot worse, coukd go somewhere where no one has a sense if humour or gets offended by mildly amusing barbs

 

[jono_t2000]

Coukd be alot worse, coukd go somewhere where no one has a sense if humour or gets offended by mildly amusing barbs

Just imagine if the S24SU forum was a workplace...

 

[Champagneblade]

Great positive signing, this, and the other names bandied about seem to be cut from the same cloth: young up-and-comers from unfashionable leagues looking to make a name for themselves. It's a smart market to be shopping in when we're skint, and I tend to prefer this sort of signing to a 'big name' journeyman anyway.

You could have saved yourself some typing and just put ‘cheap’.

 

[Champagneblade]

See. BEST MATES!

Used to bully Osula in school and take his lunch money!

“Same arrangement as last time Will Boy. First Monday of the month or it’s knuckle sandwiches like last time!”

“Yes. Boss.”

Awkward.

 

[Frank the tank]

Coukd be alot worse, coukd go somewhere where no one has a sense if humour or gets offended by mildly amusing barbs

Or making thousands of terrible jokes about anel or anis sounding a bit like anal and anus

Not enough to be funny but very insulting to the persons name being lauged at

 

[Russtheblade]

Especially when that bloke referred to the top he was wearing and said "did yer nan knit that?"

'That bloke' you refer to is responsible for the success we've enjoyed in the last several years

 

[Bergen Blade]

See. BEST MATES!

Ooh, Danish friends!

 

[Westran]

'That bloke' you refer to is responsible for the success we've enjoyed in the last several years

Well, not fully responsible, but he's certainly found us a few gems. It was still a bit if a cringe joke to make, awkward af watching.

 

[cooperblade]

As he walks in to the building after a couple of min he throws something down is it drugs or dodgy cigarette.
Whatever it is should show a bit of respect

He throws it in the bin doesn't he?

 

[Bergen Blade]

He throws it in the bin doesn't he?

He's got eyes in the back of his head. Looking forward to his back heel passes!

 

[Nah den]

Anyone else irrationally uncomfortable how Southern Snek is?

 

[Lmaobob]

Awkward moment at 11min 30s, "cookie" asks Slimane how to pronounce his name - Aris Slimane? Aris Ben Slimane?

Then Anis replies and corrects him by saying "Just Anis Slimane". Bit embarrassing that our head of social media gets his name wrong right in front of his face.

I know it's something so minor but he didn't even do the basics of getting his name right, jeez

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Shut the club down. Disgusting. Man asks how he wants his name used as some places wrote his name down as Anis Ben so he asked him what he prefers.