‘Facts’ about Iliman Ndiaye

All advertisments are hidden for logged in members, why not log in/register?



Illiman N'Diaye was originally cast to be Brains in Thunderbirds
 
A big club like Bournemouth will come knocking and ....you can guess the rest
Sorry but I couldn't help hearing Brian Ferry sing that, like that line in Love is the Drug.

"They say 10 million, we say yes!
Here come Bournemouth - you can guess the rest...."

;)
 
Iliman's low centre of gravity is aided by the girthy shlong he possesses. He opts for a boxer undergarment on matchdays rather than the usual trunk or brief favoured by players with inferior wangs, which aides the pendulum action deployed by this weighty sausage-of-the-flesh and enables for faster movement to the left or right whilst dribbling.

Defenders who are left on their arses looking upwards by Mr. N'Diaye have spoken of getting a split-second glimpse of his Senegalese short-serpent as he continues his journey towards the goal, with some even alluding to the possibility that they saw its fleshy eye give some sort of 'wink' as a gesture of humiliation. Iliman has been approached for comment.
 

Illiman N'Diaye pyjamas are the fastest selling fashion item in both Senegal and Sheffield
 

All advertisments are hidden for logged in members, why not log in/register?

All advertisments are hidden for logged in members, why not log in/register?

Back
Top Bottom