For Sale

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

For Sale in High Barnes Sunderland
3 Bedroom Victorian Terrace
New kitchen
wet room
New triple glazing
Off- street parking for 2 cars
Within walking distance of extensive local amenities
Easy access to the Stadium Of Light (directions included within sale price)
Ideal for first time supporters of (Newly promoted Premier League) Sunderland FC - most of your neighbours have never attended SOL either but are incredibly keen to talk about SAFC now having not shown a blind bit of interest in last decade.
May be available for rent (until May 2026)

Please note the vendor experiences ‘Tourette Syndrome’ & may make reference to you as a “Fucking Plastic Cunt”

 

[biggiesablade]

Eh? Sunderland seem like a decent club with top fans, I don't get what your digging them out about here.

 

[Rufus Smalls]

Also, my scarf from yesterday.

Actually no I’m saving it to show the future grandkids how tough life is !

 

[Bayingblade]

Given that Sunderland averaged the best part of 40k and regularly had crowds above this, the facts would suggest that your neighbours could well be season ticket holders at the SOL already.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Given that Sunderland averaged the best part of 40k and regularly had crowds above this, the facts would suggest that your neighbours could well be season ticket holders at the SOL already.

Aye
Reassuring to know you know my neighbours better than me
You’re not the absolute walloper @ number 24 are you?

 

[Menage a petit pois]

Given that Sunderland averaged the best part of 40k and regularly had crowds above this, the facts would suggest that your neighbours could well be season ticket holders at the SOL already.

If you were at the sol new years day night you would know that publicly given attendances and actual arses sat in a seat are often 2 different things. That said, I don't begrudge Sunderland for beating us to the cursed land. Of all the clubs to lose to....it doesn't hit as hard as a loss to some other clubs.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Eh? Sunderland seem like a decent club with top fans, I don't get what your digging them out about

Eh
I’m digging out” my neighbours - I fuckin live there - but I guess , as the truism goes if I have to explain (an attempt @) a joke it can’t be that funny

 

[Whiston Blade]

For Sale in High Barnes Sunderland
3 Bedroom Victorian Terrace
New kitchen
wet room
New triple glazing
Off- street parking for 2 cars
Within walking distance of extensive local amenities
Easy access to the Stadium Of Light (directions included within sale price)
Ideal for first time supporters of (Newly promoted Premier League) Sunderland FC - most of your neighbours have never attended SOL either but are incredibly keen to talk about SAFC now having not shown a blind bit of interest in last decade.
May be available for rent (until May 2026)

Please note the vendor experiences ‘Tourette Syndrome’ & may make reference to you as a “Fucking Plastic Cunt”

I get what you've done but it's not funny. Jokes are better when they're snappy.

Best of luck next season.

 

[Weasel]

For Sale in High Barnes Sunderland
3 Bedroom Victorian Terrace
New kitchen
wet room
New triple glazing
Off- street parking for 2 cars
Within walking distance of extensive local amenities
Easy access to the Stadium Of Light (directions included within sale price)
Ideal for first time supporters of (Newly promoted Premier League) Sunderland FC - most of your neighbours have never attended SOL either but are incredibly keen to talk about SAFC now having not shown a blind bit of interest in last decade.
May be available for rent (until May 2026)

Please note the vendor experiences ‘Tourette Syndrome’ & may make reference to you as a “Fucking Plastic Cunt”

Only way is up now. Next season starts and SUFC are flying, and they are getting dry pumped, they'll soon pipe down.

 

[Bayingblade]

Aye
Reassuring to know you know my neighbours better than me
You’re not the absolute walloper @ number 24 are you?

Nope.......but first impressions would suggest that the absolute walloper at no. 24 would give you a run for your money intellectually..........

As I guess would most people on your street.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Nope.......but first impressions would suggest that the absolute walloper at no. 24 would give you a run for your money intellectually..........

As I guess would most people on your street.

Aye
Do you want to buy the house- sounds like you’d fit in very well - theres plenty of humourless cockwombles already in situ.
As an incentive I have it on good authority that (following your ‘intervention’ ) the vendor will endeavour to moderate their offensive reference to a “Fucking Plastic Cunt” and now realise that calling someone “plastic” is bang out of order

 

[71Blade]

Aye
Reassuring to know you know my neighbours better than me
You’re not the absolute walloper @ number 24 are you?

Any concrete offers? Asking for friend

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Aye
55k enquiries all with S6 post codes

 

[Menage a petit pois]

I get what you've done but it's not funny. Jokes are better when they're snappy.

Best of luck next season.

I disagree....I found it funny and that, my friend, is the beauty of jokes...some will laugh, some won't, and some will be offended....maybe next season your sense of humour may change....

 

[Greg.]

Thought this thread was going to be offering a 99p commemorative wembley scarf!

 

[Whiston Blade]

I disagree....I found it funny and that, my friend, is the beauty of jokes...some will laugh, some won't, and some will be offended....maybe next season your sense of humour may change....

Maybe.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

I get what you've done but it's not funny. Jokes are better when they're snappy.

Best of luck next season.

Aye
ApologiesOverlooked the need to cater for (the attention span of) WWE fans

Snappy enough?