‘Facts’ about Iliman Ndiaye

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Ndiaye's first handshake goal celebration with Morgan Gibbs-White against Peterborough was actually a gesture of reconciliation after the two had a furious altercation at Luton Town away the previous week over the cause of the Athenians' disastrous invasion of Sicily during the Peloponnesian War of 431-404 BC.

Ndiaye maintained that Athens' arrogant overestimation of its own strength meant that the campaign was always doomed to failure against the combined forces of Sparta and Syracuse, whilst MGW argued that the preparations for the invasion were foundationally sound and attributed the defeat to major tactical and strategic errors on the part of their navy.

This precipitated a dressing room bust-up after Ndiaye declared that Pericles was a "bellend" and a furious MGW had to be pulled away by several teammates.
I heard before things had calmed down Norwood had a shirt in support of Alcibiades ready to be revealed should he score just to be toxic.
 
If it weren’t so definitely inappropriate to think or say it, then Illiman N’Diaye would say this thread is properly gay.
 
If it weren’t so definitely inappropriate to think or say it, then Illiman N’Diaye would say this thread is properly gay.

I'd like to think the players read it and have a laugh.
 
On this day in 2014, Barry Bannon took on eight Chess Grandmasters in Moscow, playing all eight games simultaneously. He lost every game.
 
Iliman Ndiaye discovered that the popular video game character Mario was in fact Japanese, and therefore his surname was Mario and his first name was actually Itsumi. Itsumi Mario.
 

When Iliman Ndiaye was a young baby, he was accidentally dropped to the floor. . . His mum was shocked to see him land on his feet like a cat, run into the kitchen and kick the dog into the laundry basket. . True story.
This thread is about Ndiaye, not Kurt Zouma!
 
Illiman N'Diaye knows the official name for them little divider things you put between your shopping at the checkout.
“Diviseur de caisse”, that’s what he was asking for in Aldi last week anyway, when he nearly ended up paying for my four pack of Rheinbacher lager by mistake.

I said “I think you mean “Warentrenner”, you’re not in Auchan now young man.”
 

He was the basis of the character who died in the Fawlty Towers episode The Kipper and The Corpse.

The character called Mr Leeman was seemingly taken ill after eating a kipper for breakfast and passed away.

ill Leeman died.
That’s such a fucking stretch 😂 but I feel compelled to applaud the audacious creativity/obscurity of it.
 

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