Song for Jesurun Rak-Sakyi

[DifferentClass]

What about (as in, the masked singer)
“Get him on
Get him on
Get him on”

Rather to tune of T. Rex mesen, allus been an advocate of more T. Rex in the football songbook!

 

[s20Blade]

What a waste of money x 12

 

[DifferentClass]

Jesurun Rak
Jesurun Rak-Sakyi
Check him out now
Gerrim on downtown

(Rocks- Primal Scream)

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Stop making a fool out of me
Rak Saki
Rak Saki
Turn him inside out
Rak Saki


To the tune of Valarie, any version except Steve Winwood.

 

[CrookesBlade]

Jesurun, I ran so far away.

 

[Champagneblade]

To the tune of Brown girl in the ring by Boney M:

Jeserun Rak-Sakyi Tra la la la la
Jeserun Rak-Sakyi Tra la la la la la
Jeserun Rak-Sakyi Tra la la la la
He puts the defenders on their bum
Ba dum dum

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

 

[Pintor75]

Oldie ,but - to the sound of the Crystals

We have him on the right and he takes them on
Jese ron ron ron
Jese ron ron!
Defenders mark him tight, but then he's gone
Jese ron ron ron
Jese ron ron!

 

[Cappy]

Perhaps it just needs to default to the obvious and well used ‘freed from desire’ copy?

Rak-Sakyi’s on fire
Your defence is terrified
Etc

Not very inventive, but we need something. It’s simple and it works.

 

[stringjunior]

Jesurun Rak
Jesurun Rak-Sakyi
Check him out now
Gerrim on downtown

(Rocks- Primal Scream)

This deserves more appreciation

 

[Guesty]

Rak-Sakyi Bitch Rak Rak-Sakyi Bitch.

It's the logical choice.

 

[DifferentClass]

This deserves more appreciation

Been singing it all neyt!

 

[Benji]

Even though we don't own him,
Baby we love Je Su Run

To the tune of 'baby we were born to run'

 

[103SecondsOfMagic]

All pretty dire attempts so far. I think Rak Sakyi has the same tempo as the name Valerie. There’s 2 or 3 songs with that name. Maybe give that a try.

How about 'Rak Sakyiiiii' to the tune of 'Valerie'?

 

[SGBlade]

How about 'Rak Sakyiiiii' to the tune of 'Valerie'?

Quite like this.

Unsure if we could get 20k pissed up blokes to sing a 1970s musical but I’m going with…

‘Look at me, I’m Raj Sakyi’ to the tune of Sandra Dee from Grease.

Only got as far as that first line though

 

[TJB.]

(tune of Black Betty)

Oh Rak-Sakyi
Shagged your mum
Oh Rak-Sakyi
Shagged your mum
He took her out for a drink
Shagged your mum
He doesn't care what you think
Shagged your mum

Repeat ad nauseum

 

[Lincoln_Blades1889]

Good luck with that one.

Rak-sakyi wooaahh
Rak saki wooaahh
He came from the palace
He's got a wanking calice
His cock fucking MASSSIVEEEEE
1,2,3,4

 

[biggiesablade]

Ba ba da ba ba

RAK SAKYI

Baaa ba ba ba ba

RAK SAKYII

 

[Lincoln_Blades1889]

Good luck with that one.

Raaaak Sakyi
Raaaak Sakyi
He came from palace
With a wanking Calace
His cocks fucking MASSIVE

 

[Loco Blade]

JRS (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

(BEEP BOOP, BOOP BEEP)

JRS is gonna rock ya! (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!
Agents are greedy!

JRS is gonna rock ya! (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!

JRS JRS is gonna rock ya!

JRS (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!


JRS is gonna rock ya
'cause you have to
Move to the flow of the O R-Blaster
Hamer ballistics
He’s gonna kick it hard
Cooper can catch it
Down with the Brew Brew
Soutter and Brooks too
Trusty, Anel going with a back two
Wilder teaches everything you learn
Will point to the fact that Blades are eternal

It's 3 PM, 3 PM, 3 PM Eternal

JRS is gonna rock ya! (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!

Agents are greedy!

JRS (A-hah-a, a-ha, a-ha)

Agents are greedy!


Sheffield city red and white central
Shoreham boys going fucking mental
Yanks bring new investment
Burrows, O’Hare, Moore is a statement
Da Souza coming down with mayhem
Looking at my watch time 3 PM
Got to see that everywhere I turn
Will point to the fact that Blades are eternal

It's 3 PM, 3 PM, 3 PM Eternal

Etc etc

I think that just about scans. Join in when you feel confident.

Doesn’t get any better than that seriously

 

[ChezVegasBlade]

Back to the tune of da do Ron Ron

He came to us from Palace and he wasn't cheap
Jesuran Rak Sakyi
Jesuran Rak Sakyi
Now he's making all the Championship defences weep
Jesuran Rak Sakyi
Jesuran Rak Sakyi

And when he runs down the wing
Yes he makes the Blades hearts sing
Then when he scores a goal
Jesuran Rak Sakyi
Jesuran Rak Sakyi

 

[Carlton Blade]

You all know what it'll be

"na na na na, he's a Blade and he's a Blade"

 

[Yoonited]

weve got super Chrissy wilder he knows exactly what we need
seryki at the back
sydie peck is black
i think i need to stop smoking weed

i don't actually smoke weed but it fits

It really doesn't

 

[EddieColquhoun]

What a waste of money x 12

Eh?

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Bring back agadoo.

Rak-Sakyi eeeee eeeee eeeee eeeeeee​

Rak-Sakyi eeeee eeeee eeeee eeeeeee​

Totally shit song, but all the coked up crew will at least remember the words.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Why waste time with new stuff?
There's a Starman running down the right,
His name is rak saki and he's fuckin dynamite.

Jesuran my lord, Jesuran.
O lord Jesuran.

He's religious so will like this one. Or hate it..one or the other.

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

(To the tune of ( She'll be coming round the Mountain when she comes )

We'll be cheering Rak-Sakyi when he scores,
We'll be cheering Rak-Sakyi when he scores
We're not sure how long he's here for
But if he keeps boosting our score
We'll keep cheering Rak-Saki when he scores

 

[Pintor75]

To the Crystals - Da Doo Ron Ron

"He came from Crystal Palace and we didn't know him"
"Jesuran ran ran ran Jesuran ran"
" He scored a double against Luton now get him in"
"Jesuran ran ran ran Jesuran ran"
"Yeah, he looks so fine"
"Yeah, he runs down the line"
" And when he fires it home"
" Jesuran ran ran Jesuran ran ran"

 

[I should coco]

Rather to tune of T. Rex mesen, allus been an advocate of more T. Rex in the football songbook!

Not JRS, but maybe swap Brewster's name into this one.

 

[b1ade4life]

To the tune of..... Da Do Ron Ron (Original Artist Re-recording)
Song by CRYSTALS

He came on loan from palace to play for the blades
Je-Su-Run Run Run
Je Su Run Run