Pitch invasion - club say to stay off pitch

[boo radley]

I thought this was a tearful plea from a Wendy fan.

 

[Punk Blade]

Btw I haven't seen any official request from the Efl for Norwich fans not to invade the pitch
Are we just assumed yo have reprobate fans who'll definitely run on

The EFL warning was to all fans of all clubs.

 

[awblade]

I don't really understand what makes people feel the need to run onto the pitch, surely those that do it have ran around on grass before?

 

[Ricky]

I personally don't know what the fuck has happened to Sheffield United fans over the last few years. The over exuberance, the wild and bonkers craziness has been well and truly eradicated. What a great job the do gooders have done in completely stifling and muting everybody and turning them into a right bunch of fucking compliant Nigels.

Very sad isn't it. But aren't we ever so civilised and gentlemanly? That should always be number 1 priority for football fans after all shouldn't it?

Again, imagine Leeds not invading the pitch in the same possible circumstances? The thought is laughable.

 

[super_pig]

If we beat Ipswich we're up, and there will be a pitch invasion.
I personally don't know what the fuck has happened to Sheffield United fans over the last few years. The over exuberance, the wild and bonkers craziness has been well and truly eradicated. What a great job the do gooders have done in completely stifling and muting everybody and turning them into a right bunch of fucking compliant Nigels.

The players have enjoyed our celebratory pitch invasions as much as the fans have, they've loved being carried off the pitch shoulder high and having their shirts and boots taken off them, not once has there been any major umbrage from a player about it except for Keith Edwards who once lost what he considered to be his lucky boots.

Dave Bassett could have kept well out of it at Leicester but he chose to be a part of it, dispelling the myth that players and staff don't like it and are scared because it's dangerous

Wilder says don’t go on the pitch
that’s all you need to know

 

[Ricky]

 

[Sparky]

Looks like they’re going to need some studs on their boots if the weather carries on like this. Be a laugh watching the knob heads sliding about and falling on their arses

 

[Broomhall Blade]

Slippery as fuck on that desso with sambas on. I’m not gonna make myself look a cunt going arse over tit.
It’s a no from me.

Gazells are a nightmare has well so that's me out.

 

[sitwell]

Very sad isn't it. But aren't we ever so civilised and gentlemanly? That should always be number 1 priority for football fans after all shouldn't it?

Again, imagine Leeds not invading the pitch in the same possible circumstances? The thought is laughable.

Why do you wank yourself off about Leeds all the time ,their fans are cunts.

 

[Ricky]

Why do you wank yourself off about Leeds all the time ,their fans are cunts.

They'll have their share of cunts, but their support is passionate, lively and hostile, like ours used to be and still should be.

 

[LJBlade]

Very sad isn't it. But aren't we ever so civilised and gentlemanly? That should always be number 1 priority for football fans after all shouldn't it?

Again, imagine Leeds not invading the pitch in the same possible circumstances? The thought is laughable.

Leeds would have a pitch invasion? Wow, we absolutely MUST have one then. Can’t be having everyone saying “they didn’t have a pitch invasion, they’re obviously not as massive as Leeds” now can we.

 

[Ricky]

Leeds would have a pitch invasion? Wow, we absolutely MUST have one then. Can’t be having everyone saying “they didn’t have a pitch invasion, they’re obviously not as massive as Leeds” now can we.

Well, I'd rather our support be perceived as passionate rather than civilised.

I'd rather be more like Leeds than MK Dons.

 

[LJBlade]

Well, I'd rather our support be perceived as passionate rather than civilised.

I'd rather be more like Leeds than MK Dons.

And going on the pitch is the only way to show we’re passionate?

 

[sitwell]

They'll have their share of cunts, but their support is passionate, lively and hostile, like ours used to be and still should be.

How many times have you been to Elland Rd this season

 

[Ricky]

And going on the pitch is the only way to show we’re passionate?

No. But NOT going on the pitch after promotion to the PL is a pretty good indicator of not being passionate.


*Apologies to the Not Mathematically Certain brigade, but if we win, we are promoted.

 

[Foxy]

No. But NOT going on the pitch after promotion to the PL is a pretty good indicator of not being passionate.

'after'?

 

[LJBlade]

No. But NOT going on the pitch after promotion to the PL is a pretty good indicator of not being passionate.

No it’s not but I’m not surprised you think that.

 

[shorehamview]

No. But NOT going on the pitch after promotion to the PL is a pretty good indicator of not being passionate.

We won't be promoted today though, unless they magically give us 9 points for a win. So you knock yourself out and go on the pitch AFTER we win promotion, because if you do it today you'll be displaying classic symptoms of Premature Celebration.

 

[Maidenhead]

Love the premature celebration line, fits a knob perfectly.

 

[Ricky]

BREAKING: S24SU Posters Declare Pitch Invasion Morally Unacceptable

Long time forum poster Derek Typical, above, demands any pitch invaders be banned

 

[shorehamview]

BREAKING: S24SU Posters Declare Pitch Invasion Morally Unacceptable

Long time forum poster Derek Typical, above, demands any pitch invaders be banned

Not breaking news any more - Sheffield United have asked their fans to stay off the pitch too. But you do what you feel is the right thing for you.
If you want to go on the pitch then fuck anyone else, you do you hun.

 

[Maidenhead]

Not breaking news any more - Sheffield United have asked their fans to stay off the pitch too. But you do what you feel is the right thing for you.
If you want to go on the pitch then fuck anyone else, you do you hun.

But don't expect any sympathy from me when your season ticket is cancelled and you are banned for flouting the law, the club, the manager and attempting to spoil the day for the passionate fans that want to support their club in a proper manner.

A deafening all round the ground rendition of "we're on the march" from the stands will be far more memorable than a few social inadequates wanking themselves off because they ran on the pitch.

If you want to see what the ground looks like from the centre circle, book a stadium tour.

 

[sitwell]

Not breaking news any more - Sheffield United have asked their fans to stay off the pitch too. But you do what you feel is the right thing for you.
If you want to go on the pitch then fuck anyone else, you do you hun.

Meanwhile as Hendo tries to acknowledge Harri in the stands ,Ricky and the morons feel the need to deflect attention on to themselves instead because they are more passionate than the rest of us.

 

[Ricky]

Meanwhile as Hendo tries to acknowledge Harri in the stands ,Ricky and the morons feel the need to deflect attention on to themselves instead because they are more passionate than the rest of us.

Oooh, that's a powerful one. Well done. I guess Hendo and Harri would have to wait another 20 minutes.

Were all those on the pitch at Northampton morons?

 

[shorehamview]

Oooh, that's a powerful one. Well done. I guess Hendo and Harri would have to wait another 20 minutes.

Were all those on the pitch at Northampton morons?

You mean AFTER we were promoted?

 

[Ricky]

You mean AFTER we were promoted?

This's the dividing line then is it?

Go on pitch after promotion confirmed = great Blades.
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Go on pitch when promotion is inevitable = morons/scum/inadequates.

Yep, that's totally reasonable.

 

[Manuel Azaña]

GS should announce before and at half time, first supporter who's on the pitch at the final whistle, will receive a life-time ban from BDTBL.
It's no good talking about it on a forum, where the majority won't read and discuss.

 

[Manuel Azaña]

On another note, why? On the week of our club's most important home match in years, are we discussing ''running on the pitch at full time?''

 

[west_yorks_blade]

GS should announce before and at half time, first supporter who's on the pitch at the final whistle, will receive a life-time ban from BDTBL.
It's no good talking about it on a forum, where the majority won't read and discuss.

Or Gary could threaten free life time entry to Maggie Mays. That’ll scare the fuckers more.

 

[ChalkyBlade]

1) Are you over the age of 12?
2) Have you walked on grass before?

If the answer to both these questions is 'no' then I can see the limited appeal. Otherwise, why bother.