I can write stuff on the internet too.
"Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, the Manchester United legend and incumbent manager at Old Trafford was not always destined for such a glittering career, adored by Mancunians within the glittering floodlights of the Red side of town. From humble beginnings, 'OGS' as he is affectionately known was once on a different path in life. His Mother, Sandra, Kiveton born and bred had married young, meeting a dog groomer called Malc. A young love blossomed but local ties soon turned sour when members of the then burgeoning Kivo Massive crew mistook Malc's grooming business to mean that he was interfering with canines in a less than tasteful manner.
Intimidated and disgruntled, the pair eloped to Norway in seek of a fresh start. It was there that young Ole was conceived and birthed. Sandra and Malc eventually sought new business ventures and introduced the potato waffle to Norwegians. Business was initially hard, and the family temporarily survived on the waffles they were struggling to flog. However, times changed and local palates diversified and industry eventually boomed. Young Ole was due to inherit a multimillion waffle empire in his homeland before football came a'knockin'."
Doesn't mean it's true.