Ugly Blades

[SwindonBladeJnr]

My little sister vouches for John Egan, can we give him a another vote?

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

She can swim in my ocean.

She doesn't look anything like that when she's not dolled up.

 

[Jon B]

Ocean Rolandsen:

What dirty tiles!

 

[Jon B]

Ma B used to enjoy watching Alan Woodward.

Whilst the rest of us were taken with his power shooting and crossing she commented on his nice legs.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

Ocean Rolandsen:

State of that floor.

 

[Le Cynique]

Am I the only one who thinks Courtney Sweetman-Kirk is lovely?

 

[BobblesBlade]

She doesn't look anything like that when she's not dolled up.

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I’d have a kick about with her most definitely.

 

[Tops]

Fairly sure one of the current blades has a modelling deal with Adidas on the side.

Looks like Adidas think the same about some of our players, they would only let him Model this, who ever it is

 

[Mad Mick]

Kean Bryan pulled Sophie Webster.

He cant have she's gay.

 

[Bert]

State of that floor.

They are meant to be like that.
She has very good taste.

The Bert kitchen floor.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

This thread makes for very uncomfortable reading. Only this week Ollie Norwood has made comments regarding abuse towards players on social media and yet here we have a thread calling our players a bunch of ugly cunts.

Admittedly some of our women's team are mingers but anyone calling Gorgeous George an ugly fucker wants their eyes testing. I haven't caught gay but even I would have a go on him.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

They are meant to be like that.
She has very good taste.

The Bert kitchen floor.

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Yours is nicer Bert

 

[A Storm of Blades]

This thread makes for very uncomfortable reading. Only this week Ollie Norwood has made comments regarding abuse towards players on social media and yet here we have a thread calling our players a bunch of ugly cunts.

Admittedly some of our women's team are mingers but anyone calling Gorgeous George an ugly fucker wants their eyes testing. I haven't caught gay but even I would have a go on him.

Get in line

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

50 years ago my sister used to go to the Lane with me every week, she wasn't very interested in the football but used to fancy some of the players and their good looks.
Sadly she's dead now but I bet she wouldn't bother going to the bottom of our entry to watch this team, what a set of ugly sods we've got now.
Ramsdale- ugly
Baldock- ugly
Ampadu- ugly
Bryan- ugly 10/10
Stevens- ugly 10/10
Lunny- ugly
Fleck- semi ugly
Norwood- semi ugly
McG- Ugly
Burke- ugly 9/10
McB- ugly
The rest are average at best, only looker according to my female blade friends is Lowe.
Even CW and AK are not oil paintings are they.

 

[Northyorksblade]

How can you talk about ugly Blades when you've just watched Southampton! Good god!!

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

i'm no oil painting but Billy McEwan wasn't the most handsome of the mid 80s Blades.

When I see any news article about Peter Sutcliffe it always makes me think of when Peter Withe played for us!

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

Take your pick.

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I’d rather these fannies play rather than the ultimate fanny John Lundstram.

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Look here Gentlemen, ok some of our ladies could be centrefold for ‘Munters Monthly’. A specialist publication, but they wear the red, white and black and wear the shirt to play in, not to sit around in pubs spilling ale on. No more calling our Bladettes ugly please!

 

[Champagneblade]

Not comfortable commenting on the woman's team in a negative fashion, given the negative power of social media.

They are all Blades and provide role models to little girls as much as the men's team in some cases.

I thought Maddy did a great job with the kit launch. I think it's great they do the launches together using both sets of players.

Good luck to the lasses!

 

[corner_flag]

Look here Gentlemen, ok some of our ladies could be centrefold for ‘Munters Monthly’. A specialist publication, but they wear the red, white and black and wear the shirt to play in, not to sit around in pubs spilling ale on. No more calling our Bladettes ugly please!

To be fair, this thread is about the 'only a mother could love' looks of our men's team.

 

[ZLB]

Bosch or De Walt?

Neither. It’s for my armpits.

 

[ZLB]

Not comfortable commenting on the woman's team in a negative fashion, given the negative power of social media.

They are all Blades and provide role models to little girls as much as the men's team in some cases.

I thought Maddy did a great job with the kit launch. I think it's great they do the launches together using both sets of players.

Good luck to the lasses!

Right on bro.

 

[Angef1Blade]

50 years ago my sister used to go to the Lane with me every week, she wasn't very interested in the football but used to fancy some of the players and their good looks.
Sadly she's dead now but I bet she wouldn't bother going to the bottom of our entry to watch this team, what a set of ugly sods we've got now.
Ramsdale- ugly
Baldock- ugly
Ampadu- ugly
Bryan- ugly
Stevens- ugly
Lunny- ugly
Fleck- semi ugly
Norwood- semi ugly
McG- Ugly
Burke- ugly
McB- ugly
The rest are average at best, only looker according to my female blade friends is Lowe.
Even CW and AK are not oil paintings are they.

Baldock ugly??? - Think you need to take a trip to Specsavers mate. He's not referred to as 'Gorgeous George' for nowt

 

[BladesOnToast]

Rhian Brewster is comfortably the least ugly Blade, at least until Berge is back.

 

[LudlamBlade]

It's all good and well calling toned professional athletes ugly, I would love to see the state of some of you lot

 

[Sithblade]

 

[WhittingtonBlade]

The mrs has a rate thing for JoC, wonder what that says about me?

 

[Silent Blade]

Not a Blade. Willie Whigham of Middlesbrough