Ugly Blades

[PokerBlade]

For some reason our lass thinks Ramsdale is hot stuff.

Probably won't do you any good to start questioning her taste in men too much.

 

[MKY]

My girlfriend fancies Billy, almost as much as me.

Baldock and McBurnie get a lot of female admiration on social media.

Ugliest ever Blade was probably Ben Doane.

Surely Jimmy Sirrell was the ugliest!!!! That’s if u count managers as blades.

 

[AnonBear]

I actually really fancy JOC! I know, there’s something wrong with me! George is in no way ugly and Egan has a nice twinkle in his eye and I’m not even in midfield yet! Didzy (pre-straggly beard and if you ignore the gold tooth!!!) is very fanciable. Ooh, and Sander; now you definitely can’t find anything to complain about there! When we were first linked with him I remember thinking nah, he’s way too good looking to ever be a Blade! So, I think your sister would have been quite happy.
I am, however, slightly concerned about your appraisals of Fleck and Norwood?! And Wilder and Knill!!! On what criteria are you basing these assessments?!

 

[MKY]

Here u go

 

[I should coco]

Surely Jimmy Sirrell was the ugliest!!!! That’s if u count managers as blades.

No, no, I win.

Ner ner ner, ner ner. Thread over!

Ugliest is Merrick the elephant Blade............ Andy Barnsley

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[Jake Richard Cuthbert]

We have some good looking players actually. I would say Berge is best looking without a doubt.

 

[steve26272]

Never miss a chance to appreciate this stunner

 

[Oreyt]

Mrs Oreyt breaks out into thigh stroking raptures a la Vic Reeves if Billy takes his shirt off.

 

[ashsufc1889]

So who's the stunner in the women's team then?

Ocean Rolandsen...F**K me, she is very pleasant on the eyes.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

We have some good looking players actually. I would say Berge is best looking without a doubt.

Berge looks like an advert for a boys first razor!

 

[Webding]

Had exactly this conversation with the wife on Sunday night, a summary of which can be found at 33 mins on the Liverpool podcast (below). Spoiler: she thinks they’re all appalling.

 

[FTPE]

This thread feels like it’s warming up to a game of ‘Fuck, Marry, Kill’

Finally, I thought nobody was going to ask...
Baldock, Basham, Lundstram

 

[Rochdaleblade]

If I went to bed and Chris Basham was in my bed with our lass....... I'd tuck him in.

I would push his arse up and down. We don't want him picking up an injury

 

[Davalon]

My missus is 52 and fancies Sander

 

[Yogi]

This thread feels like it’s warming up to a game of ‘Fuck, Marry, Kill’

Youve sown the seed now

 

[Cheesebored]

My missus is 52 and fancies Sander

Bosch or De Walt?

 

[Superblades]

So who's the stunner in the women's team then?

Ocean Rolandsen:

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

Kean Bryan pulled Sophie Webster.

I'd settle for bloody Kevin the way things are going right now.

 

[sitwell]

For some reason our lass thinks Ramsdale is hot stuff.

Marjorie proops would suggest a pair of Sondico gloves in the bedroom

 

[SilkyBlade]

Finally, I thought nobody was going to ask...
Baldock, Basham, Lundstram

Super cool McG, JOC the Rock and Jags because surely he is so old he has lived a Life of a thousand men

 

[Davalon]

Bosch or De Walt?

Black & Decker. She's not racist.

 

[Cheesebored]

Black & Decker. She's not racist.

No but sounds like you are if they're both facts!

 

[SilkyBlade]

Ocean Rolandsen:

I’ve been banging the drum for the ladies game...there is some serious, proper talent in our team

 

[sitwell]

I’ve been banging the drum for the ladies game...there is some serious, proper talent in our team

'Banging the drum '

 

[Bladesince59]

Its all about perspective. They are all good looking to me. UTB. 1-0 tomorrow.

 

[Swannyblade]

Didzy gives me a boner every time I watch him play

 

[Zipwire]

So who's the stunner in the women's team then?

It was Carla Ward

 

[BladeTillIDie]

Ocean Rolandsen:

She can swim in my ocean.

 

[SwindonBladeJnr]

Kean Bryan pulled Sophie Webster.

He did and he wins many handsome credits for doing so.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Filth.

HH