Transfer Window

[1889]

What’s going on? No news from the club, apparently no one in yet, typical United!
FFS sort it out Wilder

 

[knowsnowt]

Bread is the new truncheon.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Haven't you heard yet? We have offered -£250k for Ryan Leonard.

 

[Rusty]

Almost hour n half into window and still nowt yet....we're fckd I tell yer

 

[hazzasufc_]

Almost hour n half into window and still nowt yet....we're fckd I tell yer

Nearly 3 hour and still fuck all...We're going no where at this rate I promise, I'll be the first to say it. Wilder out

 

[robbiez666]

With offered £3 million for Conor Coady. The Wolves manager is still laughing down the phone.

I reckon £500k for Vela will be our nonsense bid this transfer window.

 

[Blade56]

Will we be going Everest or Safe Style?

 

[metalblade]

Global

 

[Dalelane01]

Bread is the new truncheon.

Those two ingredients do you make truncheon meat sandwiches with these.otherwise not sure what you mean

 

[BigBed]

Those two ingredients do you make truncheon meat sandwiches with these.otherwise not sure what you mean

Without ketchup!!?? Heathen!

 

[Pinchy]

With offered £3 million for Conor Coady.

Did he? I’d no idea he was still at the club?

 

[McGrath]

Can we get all the crap fax machine jokes out of the way now on this thread, then we don't have to suffer them for the rest of January

I'll start... we've not made any signings yet because Kev can't make his mind up about which Fax Machine to buy down Staples

 

[Snowman]

Can we get all the crap fax machine jokes out of the way now on this thread, then we don't have to suffer them for the rest of January

I'll start... we've not made any signings yet because Kev can't make his mind up about which Fax Machine to buy down Staples

That's no joke!

 

[Sean Thornton]

With offered £3 million for Conor Coady. The Wolves manager is still laughing down the phone.

I reckon £500k for Vela will be our nonsense bid this transfer window.

Would have been better with a fax machine comment. Slightly better. Well, when I say "better".

 

[zablade]

These jokes are so last year.

 

[Pinchy]

Can we get all the crap fax machine jokes out of the way now on this thread, then we don't have to suffer them for the rest of January

I'll start... we've not made any signings yet because Kev can't make his mind up about which Fax Machine to buy down Staples

That’s a really good one.

Here’s mine. We’ve not made any signings yet because the machine is faxed.

 

[McGrath]

That’s a really good one.

Here’s mine. We’ve not made any signings yet because the machine is faxed.

I like it