Transfer deadline this Friday

[BusheyBlade]

It’s a timeless classic mate.

Lest we forget that this was once given as a genuine excuse.

With the irony being that we'd have only binned off a young John Fleck anyway.

 

[Sean Thornton]

4.59pm at BL
Office junior tries to sort the fax machine paper jam offering Hogan TWO twixes AND a grab bag of crisps.

FO

 

[Sean Thornton]

I think English Heritage are pushing for the fax machine joke to get Grade 1 listed status.

Once that happens there will severe restrictions on how we can develop the joke and the club will be responsible for maintaining it and keeping it in good order.

Replacing the Dooley statue next year

 

[Pinchy]

I think English Heritage are pushing for the fax machine joke to get Grade 1 listed status.

Once that happens there will severe restrictions on how we can develop the joke and the club will be responsible for maintaining it and keeping it in good order.

On the other hand we can now charge visitors to look around the joke. Perhaps register it with the National Trust and provide cream teas?

 

[super_pig]

I'm still surprised that Sky haven't auctioned the rights to scoring the first ever Premier League goal.

They could set up a tribunal to review the goal and decide that Deane was too tall and the goal 'unfair'. It could then be awarded to a homely media friendly side like, .....er........the CheatinAmmers.

Lord Duke Sir Trev MBE OBE VC GC DFC DSO Burma Star, could then present it to them and the goal be given to Mark Ward, Julian Dicks or even (talk in hushed tones) Sir Bobby Moore.

don’t tell them deano had gloves on ffs ;(

 

[JohnDenver]

Comedy is 90% repetition. Suck it up people.

 

[snootyfenooty]

The fax machine is a classic SUFC transfer window traditional, long may it continue and be passed down to future generations!

But no doubt it will get replaced in a few years when someone forgots to hit send on their e-mail and a player’s transfer paperwork is left sat in drafts.

Nah, too high-tech for us. More like the file was corrupted on Mr McCawber's floppy disk.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Comedy is 90% repetition. Suck it up people.

Comedy is about just one thing.

 

[sheffielder]

 

[west_yorks_blade]

FO

TH or just FO?

 

[I should coco]

Replacing the Dooley statue next year

Who did Alarmy Stock play for and why are we having a statue of him?

 

[Sean Thornton]

wait for it...

Boo !

 

[Sean Thornton]

Who did Alarmy Stock play for and why are we having a statue of him?

He's the photographer.

(The one who took the ones of you and the donkey which Dad has to keep in his safe......)

 

[Sean Thornton]

Sorry mate. How long were you giving it?

I thought tomorrow would be good.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

The sequential nature of posting makes it hard to supply the punchline at precisely the right moment for this joke to work. So it could be a very long wait.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The sequential nature of posting makes it hard to supply the punchline at precisely the right moment for this joke to work. So it could be a very long wait.

Timing.,

 

[Pinchy]

I thought tomorrow would be good.

Delete this and it’s all there in front of you...

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Timing.,

Tim......
Dammit.

 

[metalblade]

Nowt to worry about 2 coming in on Friday. McCabe has booked one of these new DTaxi's to pick em up at Midland station.

 

[Kenilworth]

Nowt will happen and noone will come in.


There. I urge some smart arse to quote me and contradict this if things go better by 5pm.

Not heard this rumour
Although he wasn't in the squad for the game on Saturday I still think he's a Bolton player.

Can't see him adding much to the squad and he is 30 years old.
So - WYEDP?

 

[ThatJa]

4.59pm at BL
Office junior tries to sort the fax machine paper jam offering Hogan TWO twixes AND a grab bag of crisps.

The fax machine was never broke, we just sent the wrong date to when we wanted to sign Fleck on the said fax.

Amatuers.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

I LIKE the fax machine joke. And I’m not embarrassed.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The fax machine was never broke, we just sent the wrong date to when we wanted to sign Fleck on the said fax.

Amatuers.

Proffesional?

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Proffesional?

FOHT

 

[Esablade]

Feels good that this thread is up and running on the Tuesday...plenty o’ time for a nice melt...

 

[Topplayersleave]

There's only one thing worse than signing nobody and that's signing somebody who creates zero excitement
An underwhelming signing who you just know isn't ever going to be a good first teamer and who we will struggle tp offload to League Two clubs is the worst feeling ever, not to mention the complete waste of money

 

[pommpey]

Replacing the Dooley statue next year

View attachment 43574

Buddy of mine made that sculpture of Turing

Steve Kettle. Should get him to do one of Wilder (instead of buying a striker)

pommpey

 

[Russ]

I think the recent revival of 'car with reg XXXX XXX seen in car park' or 'player X seen at the Copthorne' are worthy of greater recognition.

How about - this is a message to the owner of car registration BS11ARP.
Thank you

 

[Muttley]

This years excuse will be;

"The fax machine is working very well, we faxed out all the docs on time...
Buuuuuuut...we didn't realise no other bugger has a fax machine anymore so they never got the documents"

 

[Rodley]

Feels good that this thread is up and running on the Tuesday...plenty o’ time for a nice melt...