The first of many excuses...

[bladesman1889]

This len's a little attention seeker isn't he! Have you ever answered a question in your life? You seem a bit too simple to have ever done that actually, JEEEZ :lol:

 

[Nick Jansky]

I'm still struggling to work out who you think were made to look very silly?

Obviously everybody who doesn't agree with the pearls of wisdom that he puts before us.

I don't know why you all bother, I really don't, its like arguing with the pub bore. I'm glad you do though, it is hilarious to watch.

 

[Ollessendro]

Obviously everybody who doesn't agree with the pearls of wisdom that he puts before us.

I don't know why you all bother, I really don't, its like arguing with the pub bore. I'm glad you do though, it is hilarious to watch.

Here here Nick. I'm amazed people even bother replying to his bombastic rants. It was like when BB first came on the scene and everyone was getting wound up. I took the bait and few times and then realised he was a wind up merchant. He really pissed me off for a while, but then I grew to love his posts. I know find Beighton's comments hillarious and although ridiculous, they have a certain charm to them. Not quite there with Lenners. However it does make me chuckle to see him and others going at it hammer and tongue. His evasiveness would make Michael Howards proud!!??

 

[Bramley]

Len has been posting since the BUVP days. It surprises me people still bother with him.

 

[Pinchy]

I don't know why you all bother, I really don't, its like arguing with the pub bore. I'm glad you do though, it is hilarious to watch.

Len in the pub:

 

[lenners]

Unfortunately chaps, I'm bang on the money - as I was last summer.
Oh how they bridled with anger when Bristol City suggested we had no money.
Some short memories out there but c'est la vie.

 

[Bayingblade]

This len's a little attention seeker isn't he! Have you ever answered a question in your life? You seem a bit too simple to have ever done that actually, JEEEZ :lol:

He is indeed, it's the reason he never married apparently. When the vicar asked "do you take this woman?", Len replied "It's not rocket science". When asked a second time, our Len said "It doesn't take much working out" and a third and final time brought the response, "I thought you would know better than to ask". It was the first time anyone had heard a vicar use the F word!

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Unfortunately chaps, I'm bang on the money - as I was last summer.
Oh how they bridled with anger when Bristol City suggested we had no money.
Some short memories out there but c'est la vie.

You started this thread talking about SUFC's crap PR and the rest of it has been people asking you straight questions which you've side-stepped and changed the subject.

Difficult to see how this makes you 'bang on the money' and the rest of us wrong but hey, wasn't this always the way.

 

[Foxy]

Difficult to see how this makes you 'bang on the money' and the rest of us wrong but hey, wasn't this always the way.

Len's always bang on the money, as we well know

Not sure why he's not complaining yet about the release of the "best signing for years" though, poor form if you ask me.

Shouldn't we be happy that we are apparently set to underperform again in the transfer window? After all, wasn't it time to "embrace" the concept of relegation and drop the "pretence" of being top dogs in Sheffield?

 

[Vancouver]

Getting Len to ever answer a question... now that's rocket science!

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Len admitted he was wrong once, but unfortunately that day his computer was broken and he couldn't get online to tell us.

 

[Big Mart]

Nice one Len mate, keep 'em coming. As you say, once again you're bang on the money but look at the reaction from the limp wrists who don't even see what you're saying because they see the name "Lenners" and go all sulky. Let them just trot out the party line and try to make out you're some kind of lesser fan just because you aren't as blind as they are, you're a more astute bloke than most on here and that's a fact :bomb::header::bomb:

Top man Lenny boy, nice to see at least one more poster on here isn't full of rose tinted shit :fishbowl:

:gallop:

 

[lenners]

You started this thread talking about SUFC's crap PR and the rest of it has been people asking you straight questions which you've side-stepped and changed the subject.

Difficult to see how this makes you 'bang on the money' and the rest of us wrong but hey, wasn't this always the way.

I'm bang on the money about most things to do with SUFC, was ever thus.
I wasnae wrong last summer and I'm no wrong about the PR cock-ups over the last few weeks.
I'm also not wrong in pointing out a fair few of you bridled when it was pointed out last summer had been a complete mess. You wouldn't believe it, you just couldn't believe it.
It's fun watching you twist and turn and desperately try and land one on the messenger but it'll no work.
Reality will always be on my side.

 

[Foxy]

I'm bang on the money about most things to do with SUFC, was ever thus.
I wasnae wrong last summer and I'm no wrong about the PR cock-ups over the last few weeks.
I'm also not wrong in pointing out a fair few of you bridled when it was pointed out last summer had been a complete mess. You wouldn't believe it, you just couldn't believe it.
It's fun watching you twist and turn and desperately try and land one on the messenger but it'll no work.
Reality will always be on my side.

Seems the ones who were wrong were in good company tough Leonard?

Unless of course you still think Mr Harper was the best signing for years and that we are living in Wednesdays shadow?

 

[lenners]

Seems the ones who were wrong were in good company tough Leonard?

Unless of course you still think Mr Harper was the best signing for years and that we are living in Wednesdays shadow?

Sad about Harps though you do have to wonder whether anyone could really prosper in a team in a constant state of flux because of general mismanagement.
As for being in their shadow, I'm afraid the WC decision says it all.

 

[Sensiblade]

Nice one Len mate, keep 'em coming. As you say, once again you're bang on the money but look at the reaction from the limp wrists who don't even see what you're saying because they see the name "Lenners" and go all sulky. Let them just trot out the party line and try to make out you're some kind of lesser fan just because you aren't as blind as they are, you're a more astute bloke than most on here and that's a fact :bomb::header::bomb:

Top man Lenny boy, nice to see at least one more poster on here isn't full of rose tinted shit :fishbowl:

:gallop:

It'd just be nice if he answered some of the questions he's been asked.
I see what he's saying, it just doesn't answer the questions.

and my wrists are far from limp thank you verily much
without the name calling you might have had a decent post there Mart but instead you just have something people will look at and think less of.

 

[Nick Jansky]

I'm bang on the money about most things to do with SUFC, was ever thus.
I wasnae wrong last summer and I'm no wrong about the PR cock-ups over the last few weeks.
I'm also not wrong in pointing out a fair few of you bridled when it was pointed out last summer had been a complete mess. You wouldn't believe it, you just couldn't believe it.
It's fun watching you twist and turn and desperately try and land one on the messenger but it'll no work.
Reality will always be on my side.

Big Mart
Nice one Len mate, keep 'em coming. As you say, once again you're bang on the money but look at the reaction from the limp wrists who don't even see what you're saying because they see the name "Lenners" and go all sulky. Let them just trot out the party line and try to make out you're some kind of lesser fan just because you aren't as blind as they are, you're a more astute bloke than most on here and that's a fact

Top man Lenny boy, nice to see at least one more poster on here isn't full of rose tinted shit

 

[shorehamview]

Bang on the money? Bang on the bollocks more like.

 

[lenners]

Bang on the money? Bang on the bollocks more like.

I notice that nice Neil Warnock's bought a player today.
Has no-one told him about contracts, transfer windows, loan windows etc, etc, etc, etc...
It's tantamount to cheating.

 

[shorehamview]

I notice that nice Neil Warnock's bought a player today.
Has no-one told him about contracts, transfer windows, loan windows etc, etc, etc, etc...
It's tantamount to cheating.

So? A different club to ours with different constraints on their budget has bought a player.
Woop de fucking doo.
I reckon if you check the fine details they will all be above board, but you believe whatever you want to, so why let any inconvenient shit like the truth get in the way. Flat earth, dragons, unicorns, fairies, women who walk past handbag shops, I bet you believe in them all. You must do, you believe you are right about everything.

If you'll swallow that shit then meet me at the top of Fargate on Saturday morning, I've a Town Hall for sale you might be interested in.

I''l be dressed as a policeman. Greet me with "Hello Sexy" and knock my hat off, then drop your trollies and shout "Kiss this chipolata, rozzer!" Then you can buy the Town Hall for ten quid and a packet of Toffos.

 

[Nick Jansky]

I'm bang on the money about most things to do with SUFC, was ever thus.
I wasnae wrong last summer and I'm no wrong about the PR cock-ups over the last few weeks.
I'm also not wrong in pointing out a fair few of you bridled when it was pointed out last summer had been a complete mess. You wouldn't believe it, you just couldn't believe it.
It's fun watching you twist and turn and desperately try and land one on the messenger but it'll no work.Reality will always be on my side.

Ah, the Scottish vernacular has sort of given the game away..............

They've never been seen in the same room, you know.

 

[bladesman1889]

Ah, the Scottish vernacular has sort of given the game away..............

They've never been seen in the same room, you know.

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lenners is no wrong and he knows it'll no work. he's no wrong about nothing is our len.

 

[Vancouver]

The general thought is the character known as Len is a cockery. We've asked but he's never confirmed anything... and I really mean anything. Some think Len is a personality from the same person who performs as Bert occasionally.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

I notice that nice Neil Warnock's bought a player today.
Has no-one told him about contracts, transfer windows, loan windows etc, etc, etc, etc...
It's tantamount to cheating.

As has already been stated they have either bought out his current contract or the deal isn't going to be completed until July 1st.

The rules aren't hard to follow Len.

 

[Nick Jansky]

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lenners is no wrong and he knows it'll no work. he's no wrong about nothing is our len.

Well. I'd been following his particular brand of keyboard warfare since his earliest BUVP days, and as you do with these characters who only actually exist on the tinternet, you invest them with an appearance and voice to try & humanise them. After struggling with variations of both Russell Crowe & Julian Clary, in the end the answer is simple, and not at all rocket science....

WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMED!!!!!!

 

[Vancouver]

I think of Len/Lenners like the Lock Ness Monster, the Yeti and the Sasquatch... lots of comment, discussion on the internet but bugger all real evidence that they exist.

 

[Nick Jansky]

The general thought is the character known as Len is a cockery. We've asked but he's never confirmed anything... and I really mean anything. Some think Len is a personality from the same person who performs as Bert occasionally.

I get what you mean, they are both characters that only exist on the internet. I think that I would thoroughly enjoy a night in the Gentlemens Club with Bert though, whereas I can't imagine Len being particularly sociable.In my mind, I will never again be able to imagine him as anything other than John Laurie.

Anybody remember Titanium Blade? There was another one.

They may not be real, but they have given us tons of laughs over the years. All power to their elbow!!