Mate - I swear.
Green 'Un 23 Feb 1976
Sheffield Sunday Juniors Victor Ludorum U13s
Cutler's Arms U13 5-2 Brunsmeer Athletic U13
Goals from Lindley, Fenlon, Goddard (pen) and a pair from Pommpey took Cutlers to third last Sunday on a rain-swept, mudbath at Herdings Park. With the 60mph wind in their backs, Brunsmeer led 2-1 at half time when a shift to 2-3-5 put the home team on the front foot. The game was marred when on the 72nd minute, a desperate tackle saw Pommpey's genitals kicked clean out of his shorts and into nearby shrubbery. The Brunsmeer player was sternly talked to at length by the referee but not booked and after some sponge work, the injured player was able to continue with his cock and bollocks being retrieved by 'Bingo' a Jack Russell Terrier after the game. Speaking about the incident after the game, Tom Brooks, the Cutlers manager said. "Naden, it's a reyt result and I'm ovver t'fuckin' moon that t'lad got his tail and conkers back."
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