Songs for Slav

[I should coco]

It has to be this, very simple and straightforward, and scans perfectly if you place the emphasis on the first syllable of his surname (which is the correct Serbian pronunciation).

To this tune (No Limit, 2 Unlimited);

Last time I sang that one was in August '93.

Flo, Flo, we've got Flo, Flo
Don't need Deano, no no

That went well for us.......

 

[Stu_Blade]

To Club Tropicana by Wham
Oh Slavisa is a blade,
Beer and football, there's enough for everyone,
All that's missing is the Premier League,
But don't worry, we are off up again

 

[Bladesmanstan]

I'll be disappointed if this doesn't echo around the ground on Saturday...

Slaviša he is a Serb, he manages Sheff United
Signed him in from Gharafa, to get the Blades promoted

6ft2 hard as fuck, he loves aggressivity
We're going back to the Premier League, to play Manchester City

 

[TJB.]

I'll be disappointed if this doesn't echo around the ground on Saturday...

Slaviša he is a Serb, he manages Sheff United
Signed him in from Gharafa, to get the Blades promoted

6ft2 hard as fuck, he loves aggressivity
We're going back to the Premier League, to play Manchester City

Then disappointed is what you shall be...

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I thought he'd been given the moniker "Boris" or is that now not a thing?

 

[DifferentClass]

I'll be disappointed if this doesn't echo around the ground on Saturday...

Slaviša he is a Serb, he manages Sheff United
Signed him in from Gharafa, to get the Blades promoted

6ft2 hard as fuck, he loves aggressivity
We're going back to the Premier League, to play Manchester City

Prefer the Fleck version mesen.

 

[pommpey]

I'll be disappointed if this doesn't echo around the ground on Saturday...

Slaviša he is a Serb, he manages Sheff United
Signed him in from Gharafa, to get the Blades promoted

6ft2 hard as fuck, he loves aggressivity
We're going back to the Premier League, to play Manchester City

To the tune of 'Lovin' You' by Minnie Ripperton?

pommpey

 

[bromtom]

Slavisa he makes me happy...
Etc

Sort the words out in the pub before the game. It'd be good to have something different though.

 

[benn5712]

You go
You go Slav
you go Slav here

Yugoslavia.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

To the tune of 'Lovin' You' by Minnie Ripperton?

pommpey

Choooon

 

[TJB.]

Slavisa he makes me happy...
Etc

Sort the words out in the pub before the game. It'd be good to have something different though.

Same vibe, less words...

 

[Gin&Juice]

Slavisaaaa oh oh oh oh

 

[London based Blade]

To the tune of Man Utd’s Vidic song.

“Slaviša whoooa whoooa, Slaviša whoooa whoooa.
Slav Jokanavic, he’ll make you all his bitch!”

 

[Silent Blade]

You go
You go Slav
you go Slav here

Yugoslavia.

I know of Serbians who do not want to talk about Yugoslavia

 

[Rodley]

[Narrator] - for 25 years middle aged men suggested poorly constructed chants to their favourite hit from their “glory days” on the Internet with great hope and enthusiasm. From BUVP to Unitedite, wherever they were posted, it is a sad fact that not one has ever been heard on the terraces of Bramall Lane

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Like the Skol advert but Slav instead of Skol

 

[RWE]

Surely someone can improve my shit effort… to the tune of Gloria - Laura Branigan.

Slavisa
Your our number one now
Taking us to the top now
You’ve gotta give him money
For him to win the league now
Before we’re hit with covid
I think we’re headed for promotion
With our man David mcgoldrick

aaaaand that’s all I’ve got

 

[TJB.]

Ally ally ally o
Ally ally ally o
Jokanovic
He dunt tek no shit

Ally ally ally o
Ally ally ally o
Jokanovic
He loves beer and tits

***************************

Big Slav Jokanovic
He'll make United rich
Who needs Abramovic?
Who needs Abramovic?

 

[CrookesBlade]

Slavisa,

Baby don’t hurt me

Don’t hurt me

No more

 

[Rodley]

Slavisa,

Baby don’t hurt me

Don’t hurt me

No more

Decent.

 

[S64 Blade]

But why can't we just shout 'SLAV SLAV SLAV' repeatedly, reyt loud and aggresively?

 

[CrookesBlade]

Or

He signed the contract

I’m all yours

Slavisa, Slavisa, Slavisa yai ya.

 

[Hallam Blade]

"Pour some Slavisa on me,
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some Slavisa on me,
C'mon, fire me up
Pour more Slavisa on me,
I can't get enough"

... ... ...



"Playing through dust clouds and barren wastes,
Running hard on the field.
Chasing the Wednesday back to their Stys,
Beating them with our own game.
Murder for Victory, the Slavs' whip cracked,
Women and children and cowards, attack"

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

His name is Slavisa,
It's an anagram of saliva,
But if you tell him,
He'll kick your fuckin head in


His name is Jokanovic
It's not Jock ya Bitch
But if you say it is,
He'll kick your fuckin head in.


To any kind of tune.

 

[DifferentClass]

Slavisa he makes me happy...
Etc

Sort the words out in the pub before the game. It'd be good to have something different though.

Think that was suggested on this very thread quite a few months ago!

 

[ucandomagic]

With Slavisa Jokanovic
With Sander and Aaron
With Slavisa Jokanovic
Bill, Didzy and Bash
With Slavisa Jokanovic
Promotion is calling
With Slavisa Jokanovic
With Slavisa we can
Na na na na ooh

Can’t think of the tune!!!

 

[Matlockblade.]

Vengaboys: We're going to Slavisa

 

[London based Blade]

Nothing says Eastern Europe like a semi aggressive dance tune.

2 unlimited- no Limit

Slav Slav Slav Slav Slav Slav Slav Slav slav Slav Jokanovic

 

[Gaini Blade]

Nothing says Eastern Europe like a semi aggressive dance tune.

2 unlimited- no Limit

Slav Slav Slav Slav Slav Slav Slav Slav slav Slav Jokanovic

Even I won't forget those words.

 

[Angef1Blade]

Shamelessly stolen from one of the Blades FB forums to the tune of 'Waterfall by the Stone Roses'

Slav is at the wheel,
Tell me how ......good does it feel
We've got Sander, McGoldrick & Fleck
Billy Sharp is a Blade born and bred
Der der der der der der der ....

Dont shoot the messenger