Songs for Slav

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Oh ACE! Can I play?

Slavinovic Jokanovinic
Or worrevva tha' t'called
Get thisen some reyt players
Sack all o t'shit 'uns
And win some games, thar cunt
Gerrus up t'league
And win t'FA Cup, an' all
It's fuckin' ages since we did
Thanose

Needs some work

pommpey

"Needs some work" - you`re not kidding !

 

[Houston_Blade]

He’s not one of our own
He’s not one of our own
Slavisa Jokanovic he’s not one of our own

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

Posted this on the rumour mill thread before it had been announced. To the John Fleck/Zlatan Ibrahimovic song

Slavisa Jokanovic,
He is a Serbian hero,
On a free from Al Gharafa,
He cost us F*cking zero
6 foot 3;
He's hard as f*ck,
He gets the Blades excited.
Stick your Wensdy up your arse,
'Cos we are Sheffield United...


Not sure if the Al Gharafa line will catch on

 

[pommpey]

Cool For Cats, Squeeze classic for the young 'uns.

"Norwood 's sending signals that he cannot find a pass,
While Brewster takes position at the far post on his ass,
Sander strolls around the pitch he's looking for McB,
Ollie's missing driving it's the street fights he don't need,
John Lundstram wants a transfer looks like Burnley on a free,
Our Prince wakes to find that Chris has gone and Shoutbox has gone bats,
While Slavisa prowls the touchline looking cool in brogues and spats,
In brogues and spats,
Brogues and spats.

Now this is pretty damn good, actually

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

"Needs some work" - you`re not kidding !

You're new around here, aren't you?

pommpey

 

[knowsnowt]

Someone make it stop.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

You're new around here, aren't you?

pommpey

No.

 

[Kendal]

To the tune of Viva Espana or whatever its called

Slaviiiisa Jokanavic

Yep, that's it

Thieving from Fulham again?


Bloody hell, I feel old

 

[Davalon]

Slavisa Jokanovic to the tune of Tracksuit from Matalan

 

[Booker4]

To the tune of Sugar, sugar.

Oh Slavisa, Oh Slavisa, you come from Serbia, and you look like a psychopath, Oh Slavisa, Oh Slavisa, we'll score more goals than you (the opposition) and if not he'll murder you! Repeat!

Might need some work in fairness!? Maybe the Oh Slavisa could be retained and the tune!

Alternative version:

Oh Slavisa, Oh Slavisa, you come from Serbia, and I wouldn't mess with you, Oh Slavisa, Oh Slavisa, we'll score more goals than you (the opposition) and if not he'll murder you! Repeat!

 

[bromtom]

Had a look for some catchy Serbian songs to make him feel at home.

Slim pickings.

The best Serbian songs

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

SLAV SLAV
he's our man
if he can't do it
no bugger can.

the first overseas guy
to be our boss
he's not from Sheffield
but we don't give a toss
..........

 

[knowsnowt]

Oooooooooh ooh Slavisa
I wanna know oh oh oh oh oh
If you've got my bacca yet

 

[Booker4]

Maybe we put a song out to this Serbian song, apparently called "My dad is a war criminal"! I'm not sure whether it's for or against Serbia! Any Serbian or Croat speakers on the forum?!

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

I would think the less said on that subject the better.......

 

[DifferentClass]

His name is Slav, he's from Belgrade,
He likes to get pissed on babycham and cherryade.

Not bad except he's from Novi Sad!

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Cool For Cats, Squeeze classic for the young 'uns.

"Norwood 's sending signals that he cannot find a pass,
While Brewster takes position at the far post on his ass,
Sander strolls around the pitch he's looking for McB,
Ollie's missing driving it's the street fights he don't need,
John Lundstram wants a transfer looks like Burnley on a free,
Our Prince wakes to find that Chris has gone and Shoutbox has gone bats,
While Slavisa prowls the touchline looking cool in brogues and spats,
In brogues and spats,
Brogues and spats.

Incredible effort, sir.

 

[GodricBlade]

To the tune of Copacabana by Barry Big-conk....


His surname’s harder
His first name’s easier
He’s the new gaffer at the Lane
We’re going to the Prem again

His name’s Slavisa
He’s a crowd pleaser
He sets his team up to attack
With him we’re never looking back

He’s cost a handsome buck
He’s got a mean left hook
Jocanavic is our new gaffer
And he’s hard as fuck!

He’s Slavisa, We’re gonna beat ya
We’ll soon be in the Premier-League-a
He’s Slavisa, we’re gonna beeeeeat ya
Football with passion is always in fashion
With Slavisaaaaaa
He’s A Blade......

 

[Booker4]

I would think the less said on that subject the better.......

Fair point! The Slavisa Jokanovic repeat is probably the best song, you know the tune (the only version I can think of is Scunthorpes's who needs Mourinho, we've got the physio, which ironically was sung for Nigel Adkins!

 

[O Fletch]

Ive been working on one.
Rich Girl - Hall and Oates

Normal lyrics:
You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money

Jokanovic, Serb, and you've had a cigar
And youve come for three points today.
You cant rely on the princes money
You cant rely on the parachute money

 

[Rodley]

The best chance of getting a chant going is to set it to a tune from the 1970s / 1980s, that’ll set the youngsters pulses racing

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

The Clash

Slav he was a bank robber,
Never hurt nobody,
'cept if you score no goals,
Then he'll kick your , head in.

 

[Plymouthblade]

My my my Slaviša

to the green green grass of home
Needs some work

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Roll along Slavisa Jokanovic roll along
not the sort of name that rolls right off me tongue
But I hope you get us up, and win the European cup
so roll along Slavisa Jokanovic roll along.........


One for us veterans

 

[DifferentClass]

The best chance of getting a chant going is to set it to a tune from the 1970s / 1980s, that’ll set the youngsters pulses racing

Oh Slavi Slavi...

My my my Slaviša

to the green green grass of home
Needs some work

Wrong Tom Jones song mate... you're thinking of Delilah!

 

[Netsix_and_chill]

My my my Slaviša

to the green green grass of home
Needs some work

To Delilah,

My my my Slavisa.
Try try try Slavisa,
Was time to switch to back 4.
Thank you Slavisa we just couldn't take it no more.

I'll get mi coat

 

[pommpey]

Brogues and Spats

You're welcome

(with grovelling acknowledgements to Difford, Tilbrook and most of all, DaveBassettsgoneonholiday)

pommpey

 

[Scarebus]

Brogues and Spats

You're welcome

(with grovelling acknowledgements to Difford, Tilbrook and most of all, DaveBassettsgoneonholiday)

pommpey

Genuine laugh out loud from me. Brilliant.

 

[northsomersetblade]

Slavisa Jokanovic
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless Slavisa Jokanovic
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey

 

[Barney]

Oh ACE! Can I play?

Slavinovic Jokanovinic
Or worrevva tha' t'called
Get thisen some reyt players
Sack all o t'shit 'uns
And win some games, thar cunt
Gerrus up t'league
And win t'FA Cup, an' all
It's fuckin' ages since we did
Thanose

Needs some work

pommpey