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...okay, how in the Kentucky fried FUCK have we not had this thread yet? It seems every other acquisition gets a song thread posted within the first twenty-four hours, why not Slavisa? Admittedly, he's not the easiest name to sing and we don't even know if we're going to have fans in full-time next season but there's got to be a few BLUT singing sectioneers out there willing to give it a go.
 

since1889 said:
...okay, how in the Kentucky fried FUCK have we not had this thread yet? It seems every other acquisition gets a song thread posted within the first twenty-four hours, why not Slavisa? Admittedly, he's not the easiest name to sing and we don't even know if we're going to have fans in full-time next season but there's got to be a few BLUT singing sectioneers out there willing to give it a go.
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Saw one on Twatter to Tequila by Terrorvision.

The lyrics were pretty shite really, but I think the concept is sound.

Slavisa instead of Tequila obviously.
 
Not really my sort of thing this, but when he was first linked with us "Champagne Jokanovic in the sky" came into my head for some reason, don't know if the official SUFC songmeisters could make summat off that?
 
Oh ACE! Can I play?

Slavinovic Jokanovinic
Or worrevva tha' t'called
Get thisen some reyt players
Sack all o t'shit 'uns
And win some games, thar cunt
Gerrus up t'league
And win t'FA Cup, an' all
It's fuckin' ages since we did
Thanose

Needs some work

pommpey
 
He a name no one can say
Back to the Prem. we're on our way
He's slying me in 200 packs of bacca
LOOKS like Alan sugar and his name is
SLAVIS SLAVISA SLAVISA SLAVISA
 
I think we should stick with the KFC theme, now that we're on it. Can we somehow merge Jokanovic with finger lick? Any ideas?
 
Shoes_On said:
I think we should stick with the KFC theme, now that we're on it. Can we somehow merge Jokanovic with finger lick? Any ideas?
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Now we need someone to make it into a T-shirt. 😆
 
To the tune of Elton John’s The Bitch is Back’

“We got vich, we got vich and we’re better than you,
It’s the way that we move, it’s the things that we do
Vich, vich, vich
Jokanovic is ba-a-ck”
 

i feel it in my fingers i feel it in my toes
Slavisa’s all around me
and so the feeling grows

 
I posted this in a FB group but this is my effort.

He's our gaffer and we're gonna play
Attacking football all the way,
Scoring goals from all over the pitch,
And he goes by the name Jokanovic.

To the tune of the Mcburnie song we sing.
 
What about playing on his assassin cred:

Psycho Killer, what's his name?
SLAV SLAV SLAV SLAAAV SLAV SLAV SLAV SLAAAV
We're scoring for fun fun, down at the lane.
Psycho Killer, what's his name?
SLAV SLAV SLAV SLAAAV SLAV SLAV SLAV SLAAAV
We're scoring for fun fun home and away.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Oooh!
 
Cool For Cats, Squeeze classic for the young 'uns.

"Norwood 's sending signals that he cannot find a pass,
While Brewster takes position at the far post on his ass,
Sander strolls around the pitch he's looking for McB,
Ollie's missing driving it's the street fights he don't need,
John Lundstram wants a transfer looks like Burnley on a free,
Our Prince wakes to find that Chris has gone and Shoutbox has gone bats,
While Slavisa prowls the touchline looking cool in brogues and spats,
In brogues and spats,
Brogues and spats.
 
To Opus Live is Life...instead of “live is life”, “Sla-Vi-Sa, na nah nah nah nah”...easy tune, easy lyrics even the most inebriated Blade could remember.

 

DaveBassettsgoneonholiday said:
Cool For Cats, Squeeze classic for the young 'uns.

"Norwood 's sending signals that he cannot find a pass,
While Brewster takes position at the far post on his ass,
Sander strolls around the pitch he's looking for McB,
Ollie's missing driving it's the street fights he don't need,
John Lundstram wants a transfer looks like Burnley on a free,
Our Prince wakes to find that Chris has gone and Shoutbox has gone bats,
While Slavisa prowls the touchline looking cool in brogues and spats,
In brogues and spats,
Brogues and spats.
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You're wasted on here my friend. I see an album deal and a tour in your future!
 
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