Songs for Slav

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Dun dun dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun

SLAV!

AAH AAAAAH!

HE'LL FUCKIN' TEK US UP

(Brian May guitar bit)

Dun dun dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun

SLAV!

AAH AAAAAH!

LOOKS LIKE HE'D KICK YOUR CAT

(Brian May again)
 
A little bit of Mary Poppins for the boys...

Slavisa Jokanovic will get The Blades Promoted
His suits are made in Italy, his coffee is imported
And when we're in the Premier League you'll hear our supporters
Sing Slavisa Jokanovic, he got The Blades promoted

Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I.......
 
(Freed from desire)

Big Slav is always winning
Every place he goes,
From Fulham to Garafa
And now at Bramall Lane,

Premier League next season
they said we had no chance,
But when we get promoted
We're gonna sing and dance

Want more and moreee
People want just more and more
We're going uppp, that's what we signed him for
Want more and moreeee
People want just more and more
We're going uppp, that's what we signed him for
....
Slavisa's mafia, We're coming to terrorise
Slavisa's mafia, We're coming to terrorise (×2)
Nanananana
 
Real Slav we just having fun
But when it's trouble time, we don't joke around
Real Slav heels on the ground squats
Real Slav sluts have the best butts
Real Slavs. real Slav, real Slav, real Slav
Real Slav, real Slav, real Slav, only Adidas

Little Yachty, Little Pump
Man fuck that shit, I'm a Lil Slav
Business on my new phone
Tryna sell my old phone
Just want money cash
Don't believe in bitcoin!
And this is real Slav talk
Knives on the side walk
Today is the night that we buy lots of alcohol
You think you're gangsta with that Thug Life?
But you don't know shit about Slav Life!

Real Slav we just having fun
But when it's trouble time, we don't joke around
Real Slav heels on the ground squats
Real Slav sluts have the best butts
Real Slavs. real Slav, real Slav, real Slav
Real Slav, real Slav, real Slav, only Adidas

Let me tell you something, we are real slavs
I want money, fame, girls all of the above
No real love, I don't believe that shit
My brother gave me his gun, so I can shoot with it
Started pushing drugs, since I was like 12, yes
No bullshit, this is true fact
If I see 12, then I'm gonna shoot, yes!
Lot of dead pork, like we on a Slavic Fest!

Real Slav we just having fun
But when it's trouble time, we don't joke around
Real Slav heels on the ground squats
Real Slav sluts have the best butts
Real Slavs. real Slav, real Slav, real Slav
Real Slav, real Slav, real Slav, only Adidas


 
Sla-vi-sa, our man Sla-vi-sa....Repeat
(To the tune of Aqua Marina from Stingray)
 
It has to be this, very simple and straightforward, and scans perfectly if you place the emphasis on the first syllable of his surname (which is the correct Serbian pronunciation).

To this tune (No Limit, 2 Unlimited);



Slavi
Jokanović
Jokanović
Slavi Jokanović

and repeat.

 
To Flash Gordon (Queen)

Slav! Ah-ah!
He's a miracle!
Slav! Ah-ah!
King of the impossible!
He's for every one of us!
Stands for every one of us!
Every game, every goal, every point - it's the mighty Slav!

Just a man, with a man's courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart may find the golden grail

Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Slav! Slav! I love you
But we only have 3 games left to avoid relegation.
 
It has to be this, very simple and straightforward, and scans perfectly if you place the emphasis on the first syllable of his surname (which is the correct Serbian pronunciation).

To this tune (No Limit, 2 Unlimited);



Slavi
Jokanović
Jokanović
Slavi Jokanović

and repeat.



How long for?

pommpey
 

To Flash Gordon (Queen)

Slav! Ah-ah!
He's a miracle!
Slav! Ah-ah!
King of the impossible!
He's for every one of us!
Stands for every one of us!
Every game, every goal, every point - it's the mighty Slav!

Just a man, with a man's courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart may find the golden grail

Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Slav! Slav! I love you
But we only have 3 games left to avoid relegation.

One can imagine people on the kop with songsheets.

"Does tha know this song?"
"Ney-aw"
"Who's it by?"
"Queen."
"What? That ... Freddie Mercury bloke?"
"Arr"
"Can't we do Bohemian Rhapsody or summat? Or We are the Champions? Radio Ga-Ga?"
"Ney-aw. We're not Champions."
"We could be. I am on FIFA."

Next row forward

"Are thar gunner shuddup and fuckin' sing, or what?"
"Shuddup and sing?"
"Arr. No one pure in my heart may find the golden grail."
"Sounds a bit puffy to me, thanose"
"Well, it is Queen. He were ... you know ... "
"One o'them?"
"Arr. One o'them."

Stewards instantly eject all fans for homophobic utterances. They all get a reyt shoeing outside in the car park

"FLASH!"

pommpey
 
My My My, Slavisa
You wunt dare shaaaaag his sister
Our Serb Nutcase, he'll fucking smash in your face
Fuck off Sheff Wendy you'll never take our place
Second verse

Why, why, why, Slavisa
I'll kick thi fucking head in, mister
Smash mi boot, in thi gob, that fucking cunt
Bastard pigfans, arsehole, shitcock reyt up thi jap's eye

That's kinda the theme, isn't it?

pommpey
 
To the tune of "hey up our gert thi mums here" by Taverner and Sl.

Hey up Blades Slavs here
Back up to the Prem this year
Ain't no doubt we're going up
Slap the back of my neck whilst I do the fucky fucky with your nan in my corsa that has an Irmsher spoiler.
Angling gear in the back heading for bream at worsbro, slabs by the ton, bikini slags on the bank wit pit bull. Oiiii!
 
To Flash Gordon (Queen)

Slav! Ah-ah!
He's a miracle!
Slav! Ah-ah!
King of the impossible!
He's for every one of us!
Stands for every one of us!
Every game, every goal, every point - it's the mighty Slav!

Just a man, with a man's courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart may find the golden grail

Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Slav! Slav! I love you
But we only have 3 games left to avoid relegation.

Save it for Bash
 
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I'm fucking knackered, been up all night writing this badboy, when i painstakingly got the melody and lyrics aligned it was a truly glorious moment, like when Lundstram got released


🎺Der der derderder der der der der.....BIG SLAV! 🙌
 
I'm fucking knackered, been up all night writing this badboy, when i painstakingly got the melody and lyrics aligned it was a truly glorious moment, like when Lundstram got released


🎺Der der derderder der der der der.....BIG SLAV! 🙌
You’ve missed at 5 der’s out...
 
Slava Slava Slava Slava Slava Jochanovic
You're now a Blade, yeh you're a Blade
Loving you is easy now you're manager of our team
Red, pink and green
Red, pink and green

Tune of Karma Chameleon
 



No VAR, no Premier League
Europa Dreams to Covid-19
Red and white, through thick & thin
We’ve got a Serb who knows how to win
Slavaaa Jokanovic Slavaaa Jokanovic
 

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