Signe Dimyet

[BigBed]

Awaiting confirmation on this but, were waiting for the news about this acquisition putting pen to paper, not sure if he's a defender/midfielder/striker, but apparently he's imminent??

 

[The Crab]

Awaiting confirmation on this but, were waiting for the news about this acquisition putting pen to paper, not sure if he's a defender/midfielder/striker, but apparently he's imminent??

Sky are sending a reporter up, I'm going down to the Car Park with a massive Banana so I can stand in the background in full on bellend mode.

Or shall I go for the more subtle "knows he's on camera but is trying to act all cool"?

 

[Blade for Sale]

Awaiting confirmation on this but, were waiting for the news about this acquisition putting pen to paper, not sure if he's a defender/midfielder/striker, but apparently he's imminent??

To be announced along with Avwi Phuqaslyke and Chopinat Liddle.

 

[Pinchy]

I shall be mad with rage if we sign this lad in preference to Every Fucker.

 

[siblade]

I'd heard it was Gerrim Signed and his brother Gerramall Signed

 

[Davalon]

Strappy reporting on Twitter we're in talks with 2 Africans, Noah Budjit and Saymold Saymold.

 

[South Bucks]

I've heard he's also got a pacey team mate with bit of bite and aggression in his play called Ryan Leopard. Gives hints he'd like to play for utd but couldn't be arsed to put in a transfer request and really is just holding out for a good deal with a club local to him.

 

[Steve Mackan]

Sounds lazy to me.

 

[The Crab]

I've heard he's also got a pacey team mate with bit of bite and aggression in his play called Ryan Leopard. Gives hints he'd like to play for utd but couldn't be arsed to put in a transfer request and really is just holding out for a good deal with a club local to him.

Ryan Leopard knocks spots off most other players

 

[elgoog44]

Ryan Leopard knocks spots off most other players

 

[elgoog44]

I heard through the HP sauce, we might be in for Somme Fooker..

 

[flashinblade1889]

I heard through the HP sauce, we might be in for Somme Fooker..

No we are in for his brother Enni Fooker.....,

 

[Sean Thornton]

Strappy reporting on Twitter we're in talks with 2 Africans, Noah Budjit and Saymold Saymold.

Did he mention Wunthou Sands?

 

[Sean Thornton]

No we are in for his brother Enni Fooker.....,

Stukat Station is awaiting a call from Tufty

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Is it time to start a poll on which is worse, International Breaks or January Transfer Window?

 

[GodricBlade]

Is it time to start a poll on which is worse, International Breaks or January Transfer Window?

I'm lost now - is that 2 more players we're in for?
Jan Uary Transfer-Window - could be a posh (Peterboro?) Dutch striker.
International Breaks - midfielder from a Mexican ghetto.

 

[GodricBlade]

Sky are sending a reporter up, I'm going down to the Car Park with a massive Banana so I can stand in the background in full on bellend mode.

Or shall I go for the more subtle "knows he's on camera but is trying to act all cool"?

Combo it - walk past all cool then return seconds later with the banana!
Or stand next to Brian the Blade (he'll be there protesting about summat) with a sign saying "I'm With Nobhead" & an arrow pointing to him.

 

[Kenilworth]