Shelvey

[Mendi]

Ex-Liverpool star Jonjo Shelvey thrown Prem lifeline after Nottingham Forest axe

SHEFFIELD UNITED are weighing up a move for Nottingham Forest outcast Jonjo Shelvey. The former Newcastle and Liverpool midfielder has been left out of the Forest party travelling to Spain next wee…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Bladesman]

Oh bloody hell.

 

[Stretch]

I always thought the lad was a bloody good player, but he's a fucking lunatic along with it.

And I am still smarting from that 'goal' of his at the Lane.

All in all, this could be a challenging wank.

 

[Booker4]

Didn't see this coming, surely it's just paper talk/agent? But there's still a decent player in there I'd imagine.

 

[Broomhall Blade]

I always thought the lad was a bloody good player, but he's a fucking lunatic along with it.

And I am still smarting from that 'goal' of his at the Lane.

All in all, this could be a challenging wank.

I've never had a challenging wank when using X Hamster.

 

[Stretch]

I've never had a challenging wank when using X Hamster.

Some of the more unusual content on there, has been known to present difficulties.

 

[Weasel]

If we were to get any midfielder from Forest it should be O'Brien.

Don't need the baggage that comes with Shelvey and he has form for chucking the toys out of the pram. We should leave him well alone and let him continue to be Forests problem at £70k a week. He can continue to disrupt their squad harmony.

Doesn't really fit with Uniteds transfer blueprint either do I would imagine that this is a strong possibility that it's just agent talk.

 

[jono_t2000]

He would expect to be in the starting 11 every game and is known to spit the dummy if he isn't.

Good player but depends if we want someone like that coming in.

 

[Nightsweats]

Wages and potential ticking time bomb.
One of our greatest strengths is how tight our squad is. Too risky which is a shame as at his best he's exactly what we could use in CM.

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

Thought for a while that he'd really suit us

Surely he'd only be coming here instead of Doyle though, not in addition

 

[SUFCinks]

Used to be cracking player but lost his mojo a little. Not sure the risk is worth it.

 

[Belvedere Blade]

 

[Frank the tank]

Cant see this one unless
He takes a huge wage cut
Changes personality
Gets ten years younger
Develops speed
Stops being a cunt

 

[bakeblade]

Ex-Liverpool star Jonjo Shelvey thrown Prem lifeline after Nottingham Forest axe

SHEFFIELD UNITED are weighing up a move for Nottingham Forest outcast Jonjo Shelvey. The former Newcastle and Liverpool midfielder has been left out of the Forest party travelling to Spain next wee…

www.thesun.co.uk

No, no no

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

If we do get Shelvey we need to get Smallbone as well, to secure the baldest midfield in history

 

[GodricBlade]

Cant see this one unless
He takes a huge wage cut
Changes personality
Gets ten years younger
Develops speed
Stops being a cunt

What’s the tune pal?
And if it’s gonna catch on, I think it needs a rhyme or 2 in it.
‘Blunt’ would work.

 

[Blade58]

At 31 surely he doesn’t fit the Blades model unless it’s a loan?

And If we are interested, could this mean that O’Brien interest is dead?

 

[YES Blade]

Surely it would only happen if Forest are going to pay him off or loan him to us and pay at least half his wages.

Doesn’t really make sense for them to pay the wages of a player playing for a potential relegation rival.

 

[Smirth]

Huge wages, past his best and a shit attitude from what’s been reported at forest. This would be a disaster of a signing and a real backward step.

We also don’t need him, he’s a similar player to Norwood so why would we be looking in that position? Hopefully it’s just paper and I really hope there is no truth to it.

 

[bertieblade]

He is as far removed as the type of player that fits our template as it is possible to sign

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

Imagine thinking this guy doesn't improve us lol

 

[Oreyt]

They tried to make us sign the JonJo and we said...

No, no no

 

[Frank the tank]

Imagine thinking this guy doesn't improve us lol

I'd rather play Norwood

 

[Blade58]

You can’t have O’Brien, but please take aging, overpaid, underplayed Shelvey off our hands.

Forest doing their best to make sure we take one of the relegation places

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

I'd rather play Norwood

I know you don't drink but get off the booze

 

[Blade56]

If we do get Shelvey we need to get Smallbone as well, to secure the baldest midfield in history

Joking apart Smallbone would be a great signing for us imo

 

[Tickhill Blade]

If we do get Shelvey we need to get Smallbone as well, to secure the baldest midfield in history

Everton already hold the title

 

[dillis]

I’ve always like Shelvey and always thought he was destined to sign for us. Especially in the Wilder era. But at 31 now, and on the reported 70k a week, I can’t see it.

 

[007]

No thank you. Next.

 

[ATL Recs]

He can fuck off a waste of space