CONFIRMED Oliver Norwood

[BigBed]

West End - literally like being in my nans house, bar is like a converted airing cupboard.
Midland - absolute shit hole, not bad for live music now and again though.
Bull and Badger - shithole, now apartments
Killamarsh WMC - Say no more

Not sure on the others

The Crown, good boozer, good ale, good food, owned by a Blade, and there are plenty of us in there.
West end, I agree, never been a good pub, but beer garden is good for the kids to have a kick about.
Midland is a shit hole.
Juniors, decent club, snooker n pool, ok cricket team n decent Sunday league football team, cheap ale n kids allowed.
Nethergreen, shit hole, but does have some good turns on, THOR are always good to see.
Cat Gallows, more of a bar than a pub, quiet n out the way but that's how it's regulars like it.
Steel Melters, decent little boozer, always plenty in, stays open lateish, bit like the Crown.
Travellers, another shit hole.
Pebbly, decent boozer, nice pint of darling premier and Peroni, nice view from the beer garden.
Nags Head, full of chavs.
Badger, Navi, Angel n Blacksmiths have been gone for years.

 

[derfblade.3]

To the tune of “Norwegian Wood” by The Beatles:-

We once had a player
Or should I say
He once had us

He, didn’t want us no more
So Chris said “that’s poor”
And showed him the door

When they heard he was leaving
Some said “Tufty’s out of his mind”
Others thought that he wasn’t
And said they were being unkind

Chris, said “We’ll be fine,
I’ve someone in mind,
Just biding my time.

And now that bloke has signed,
Isn’t he good
Oli Norwood

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

The Crown, good boozer, good ale, good food, owned by a Blade, and there are plenty of us in there.
West end, I agree, never been a good pub, but beer garden is good for the kids to have a kick about.
Midland is a shit hole.
Juniors, decent club, snooker n pool, ok cricket team n decent Sunday league football team, cheap ale n kids allowed.
Nethergreen, shit hole, but does have some good turns on, THOR are always good to see.
Cat Gallows, more of a bar than a pub, quiet n out the way but that's how it's regulars like it.
Steel Melters, decent little boozer, always plenty in, stays open lateish, bit like the Crown.
Travellers, another shit hole.
Pebbly, decent boozer, nice pint of darling premier and Peroni, nice view from the beer garden.
Nags Head, full of chavs.
Badger, Navi, Angel n Blacksmiths have been gone for years.

Yeah I agree with all of that (forgot about Travellers). Don't know the Pebbly or Cat Gallows. Think Steel Melters is up the turn off under the bridge? Never been up there.

 

[Trigger Blade]

To the tune of “Norwegian Wood” by The Beatles:-

We once had a player
Or should I say
He once had us

He, didn’t want us no more
So Chris said “that’s poor”
And showed him the door

When they heard he was leaving
Some said “Tufty’s out of his mind”
Others thought that he wasn’t
And said they were being unkind

Chris, said “We’ll be fine,
I’ve someone in mind,
Just biding my time.

And now that bloke has signed,
Isn’t he good
Oli Norwood

Ted, it’s you! (It is you isn’t it? )

 

[BigBed]

There's defo 4 decent boozers, I should now, I've lived there almost all my life, and I've tried to sample the drinking establishments as much as possible in that 40yrs.

 

[Addison]

Maybe he thinks Sheffield all looks like Shirecliffe, having being at Fulham and Brighton that could be a shock! I

I'd love to upgrade to Shirecliffe, I live in Shiregreen! Ha ha!

Its obvious what he's thinking " If I'd known the Home shirt was this bad I'd have considered going to Hull".

 

[Harrisblade]

There's defo 4 decent boozers, I should now, I've lived there almost all my life, and I've tried to sample the drinking establishments as much as possible in that 40yrs.

And so speaks a real Blade!

 

[KoppedOff]

Sounds like Knill made the initial contact, as they worked together at Scunny

Was going to mention that. Looks like AK might have been our trump card here. He obviously looked after him as a young ‘un and says he’s kept in touch since.

Nice one Knilly.

 

[Bladesince59]

GK Henderson
RWB Freeman
CB Egan
CB Stearman
CB O’Connell
LWB Stevens
CM Norwood
CM Fleck
CM Duffy
ST Sharp
ST Woodburn

Except for Stevens.

Suddenly the first 11 is starting to look fairly tasty.[/QUO

 

[bromtom]

West End - literally like being in my nans house, bar is like a converted airing cupboard.
Midland - absolute shit hole, not bad for live music now and again though.
Bull and Badger - shithole, now apartments
Killamarsh WMC - Say no more

Not sure on the others

Mossbrook isn't far from Killamarsh but it's a bit twat tastic now.

I used to go there a lot because it was quiet, close, and had ale, staff were a laugh. It played weird music too, like not what you'd expect from a pub that's basically the Woolpack from Emmerdale.

Anyway, great signing. Looks half Coutts/ half Duffy from what I've seen written about him so should be good value.

Experience of getting promoted is great too.

 

[LondonBlade89]

Gradually throughout an eventful life in which I’ve read a lot of good books, seen a bit of the world and been able to hold meaningful, lucid, face to face conversations over a pint or a glass of good red

You sound like a bad mix of Alan Partridge and David Brent.

 

[S5Blade]

 

[Iceybabey]

Getiminteamtomorroh!

 

[Sheffsteel]

Seems someone knew he was going to join us and wrote a book about it.

Oliver Norwood and the Crimson Blades is a fantasy horror book currently selling on Amazon.

Wonder how it ends?

 

[TJB.]

To the tune of “Norwegian Wood” by The Beatles:-

We once had a player
Or should I say
He once had us

He, didn’t want us no more
So Chris said “that’s poor”
And showed him the door

When they heard he was leaving
Some said “Tufty’s out of his mind”
Others thought that he wasn’t
And said they were being unkind

Chris, said “We’ll be fine,
I’ve someone in mind,
Just biding my time.

And now that bloke has signed,
Isn’t he good
Oli Norwood

Or simply....

Go go
Go Oli go go
Go Oli go go
Go Oli go go
Go Oli go go
Oli Norwood

 

[blade.i.am]

N

Seems someone knew he was going to join us and wrote a book about it.

Oliver Norwood and the Crimson Blades is a fantasy horror book currently selling on Amazon.

Wonder how it ends?

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Not as Crimson as last season

 

[TJB.]

Norwood
Norwood
Norwood is on fire
Norwood
Norwood
Norwood is on fire

We don't need Lee Evans, he can fuck off with Dan Burn
Burn motherfucker
Burn

 

[bromtom]

Or simply....

Go go
Go Oli go go
Go Oli go go
Go Oli go go
Go Oli go go
Oli Norwood

Problem with Johnny B Goode is the pause for the guitar at the end of each line.

It'd be hilarious though if the crowd all did the guitar noises

 

[Eric Cartman]

John Fleck to the left of me
Norwood to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle, Paul Coutts

 

[BushBlade]

Seems someone knew he was going to join us and wrote a book about it.

Oliver Norwood and the Crimson Blades is a fantasy horror book currently selling on Amazon.

Wonder how it ends?

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Danny04 doesnt fuck about.

 

[bromtom]

These are too clever. It'll be something shite like...

Oli Oli Oli
Oli Norwood
Oli Norwood, Yeah.

 

[Jehovah]

What joke? Who are these “Lee Evans sympathisers” and what’s remotely funny about it?

Is it okay for me to offer “RIP Billy Sharp sympathisers” when we get rid of the captain?

The so-called joke had neither reason nor relevance. It was bollocks and, as ever, I’ll say what I think.

You made a comment that it was inappropriate due to forum members losing loved ones. In no way was the post disrespectful but you tried to make him look nasty by the phrase he used, which was a low blow. I think you should apologise.

 

[BushBlade]

These are too clever. It'll be something shite like...

Oli Oli Oli
Oli Norwood
Oli Norwood, Yeah.

To the tune of No Limits?
Oli, Oli Norwood, Oli Norwood, Oli, Oli Norwood.

Yeah, that’ll do.

 

[bromtom]

To the tune of No Limits?
Oli, Oli Norwood, Oli Norwood, Oli, Oli Norwood.

Yeah, that’ll do.

Mine was Abba haha... (Wheeers)Money, Money, Money.

Can't have anything too modern. Donor songs are usually about 50 years old when it comes to football for some reason.

 

[AnglesWithDirtyFaces]

The Crown, good boozer, good ale, good food, owned by a Blade, and there are plenty of us in there.
West end, I agree, never been a good pub, but beer garden is good for the kids to have a kick about.
Midland is a shit hole.
Juniors, decent club, snooker n pool, ok cricket team n decent Sunday league football team, cheap ale n kids allowed.
Nethergreen, shit hole, but does have some good turns on, THOR are always good to see.
Cat Gallows, more of a bar than a pub, quiet n out the way but that's how it's regulars like it.
Steel Melters, decent little boozer, always plenty in, stays open lateish, bit like the Crown.
Travellers, another shit hole.
Pebbly, decent boozer, nice pint of darling premier and Peroni, nice view from the beer garden.
Nags Head, full of chavs.
Badger, Navi, Angel n Blacksmiths have been gone for years.

On a Friday night, the Fuggle Bunny brewery is good for where different

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Yes, we have more than our share of Tory lap-dogs on here, doffing their caps to public school chinless wonders like Smogg, Gove and Cunt.

Pathetic toadies, the lot of them.

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Why don’t you take your politicking to a forum set up to discuss such things. This is for chat about Sheffield United football club not the overpaid politician wankers that run or want to run the country

Petard hoist etc

 

[Dnblade]

The Crown, good boozer, good ale, good food, owned by a Blade, and there are plenty of us in there.
West end, I agree, never been a good pub, but beer garden is good for the kids to have a kick about.
Midland is a shit hole.
Juniors, decent club, snooker n pool, ok cricket team n decent Sunday league football team, cheap ale n kids allowed.
Nethergreen, shit hole, but does have some good turns on, THOR are always good to see.
Cat Gallows, more of a bar than a pub, quiet n out the way but that's how it's regulars like it.
Steel Melters, decent little boozer, always plenty in, stays open lateish, bit like the Crown.
Travellers, another shit hole.
Pebbly, decent boozer, nice pint of darling premier and Peroni, nice view from the beer garden.
Nags Head, full of chavs.
Badger, Navi, Angel n Blacksmiths have been gone for years.

When did the Navigation shut?...Only went in once when my sister lived there...I was just about to take the first sip of my pint and it all kicked off...it was like the wild west.

 

[Bladeaway]

John Fleck to the left of me
Norwood to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle, Paul Coutts

This. This should be a thing. We just need a verse...

 

[Pinchy]

Why don’t you take your politicking to a forum set up to discuss such things. This is for chat about Sheffield United football club not the overpaid politician wankers that run or want to run the country

Petard hoist etc

I’ll do it at the same time people wanting to get ridiculously over-enthusiastic about a mediocre national team set up an ‘England Wank’ section and leave this part of the forum to United fans.

Seems entirely fair to me.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

When did the Navigation shut?...Only went in once when my sister lived there...I was just about to take the first sip of my pint and it all kicked off...it was like the wild west.

About 20 years ago lol.