Next manager

[tincan]

Wilder was a current winner at the time of his appointment from Northampton. Of those replacements, only Blessin, Clement. Lennon, Lampard and possibly Ismael could fit that profile.

 

[Harry's Game]

next manager Colin Widdecombe

 

[BushBlade]

next manager Colin Widdecombe

Worst Oasis tribute act ever, me.

 

[Hartley Hare]

next manager Colin Widdecombe

That's a bit harsh on Ann Widdecombe.

HH

 

[Rodley]

Blessin or Hecky then? And we can’t get Blessin

Sheffield United's managerial shortlist begins to take shape

Sheffield United have still yet to make contact with either Slavisa Jokanovic or his representatives in England and Serbia despite performing due diligence on the former Chelsea midfielder around the turn of the year, which suggests he does not yet feature on the shortlist of candidates vying to...

www.thestar.co.uk

 

[Harry's Game]

Blessin or Hecky then? And we can’t get Blessin

Sheffield United's managerial shortlist begins to take shape

Sheffield United have still yet to make contact with either Slavisa Jokanovic or his representatives in England and Serbia despite performing due diligence on the former Chelsea midfielder around the turn of the year, which suggests he does not yet feature on the shortlist of candidates vying to...

www.thestar.co.uk

Appleton is the one I reckon they Might plump for.. unfortunately

 

[Prem owner needed]

Appleton is the one I reckon they Might plump for.. unfortunately

Heckingturd, Tindumpling or Applepuke is looking like the level that we going for, with the Blessin situation looking more and more likely to be insurmountable unfortunately.

 

[Prem owner needed]

Heckingturd, Tindumpling or Applepuke is looking like the level that we going for, with the Blessin situation looking more and more likely to be insurmountable unfortunately.

"Bettis’ decision to confirm Heckingbottom is a contender almost certainly represented an attempt to gauge how his appointment would be greeted by a fan base"

You can read this club like a book, just teasing bits into the local papers on a softly, softly approach to try and hopefully calm the waters before the big announcement comes, pathetic!

 

[Rodley]

Parachute payments give us top three transfer budget, top three budget to pay managerial wages and make us arguably the top job in the league. Why are we rummaging in the bargain bin?

 

[Harry's Game]

Parachute payments give us top three transfer budget, top three budget to pay managerial wages and make us arguably the top job in the league. Why are we rummaging in the bargain bin?

I suspect a large portion of the parachute payments will be going towards paying the next instalment of the mortgage taken out to buy the assets off McCabe.

Crucially that doesn’t include the corner of John St and Shoerham St which eventually will close off half the Kop when McCabe starts work on those students flats.

A colossal fuck up and more legal wrangling on the cards.. and on this occasion McCabe will have the better hand.. planning permission.

 

[Prem owner needed]

Parachute payments give us top three transfer budget, top three budget to pay managerial wages and make us arguably the top job in the league. Why are we rummaging in the bargain bin?

I think that there a few reasons why this is likely to happen: -

1) The owner recently stated that united world were not investing in their clubs next season and was the time for consolidation.
2) I believe that Blessin is the choice of the owner and his sidekick, but won't be able to get this across the line.
3) I also believe that Heckingbottom will be the choice of the players (and possible CW, as I think he is still in the background giving advice on this, I maybe incorrect, but just a gut feeling?).

 

[Bill puntin]

I think that there a few reasons why this is likely to happen: -

1) The owner recently stated that united world were not investing in their clubs next season and was the time for consolidation.
2) I believe that Blessin is the choice of the owner and his sidekick, but won't be able to get this across the line.
3) I also believe that Heckingturd will be the choice of the players (and possible CW, as I think he is still in the background giving advice on this, I maybe incorrect, but just a gut feeling?).

Well it sounds like it because heckys after match pressies or exactly same as wilders.

 

[Scarebus]

Well it sounds like it because heckys after match pressies or exactly same as wilders.

Pretty sure managers get a little book called 'cliché bullshit for interviews' with their coaching license. I pay little attention to carefully worded sound bites to keep the players and fans on side.

 

[Davalon]

My advice would be - Go, get John Terry.
He ticks all the boxes for me.

Is one of the boxes 'Kleptomania in the family?'

 

[Prem owner needed]

"Bettis’ decision to confirm Heckingbottom is a contender almost certainly represented an attempt to gauge how his appointment would be greeted by a fan base"

You can read this club like a book, just teasing bits into the local papers on a softly, softly approach to try and hopefully calm the waters before the big announcement comes, pathetic!

"Alan Biggs: If Sheffield United don't go for Slavisa Jokanovic then Paul Heckingbottom is next best option"​

I see that the spin doctors at the club (Bettis & co) have now got Biggs on tow!

They are really trying to calm the waters, before the announcement! The thing is though, it may not work, as there appears to be one or two of the fan base that will not welcome heckingturds appointment?

 

[Harry's Game]

"Alan Biggs: If Sheffield United don't go for Slavisa Jokanovic then Paul Heckingbottom is next best option"​

I see that the spin doctors at the club (Bettis & co) have now got Biggs on tow!

They are really trying to calm the waters, before the announcement! The thing is though, it may not work, as there appears to be one or two of the fan base that will not welcome heckingturds appointment?

Never figured Biggsy as having a crack habbit… it’s always the ones you least expect.

 

[TJ blade]

Biggs!! Just fuck off.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

"Alan Biggs: If Sheffield United don't go for Slavisa Jokanovic then Paul Heckingbottom is next best option"​

I see that the spin doctors at the club (Bettis & co) have now got Biggs on tow!

They are really trying to calm the waters, before the announcement! The thing is though, it may not work, as there appears to be one or two of the fan base that will not welcome heckingturds appointment?

 

[hull-Blade]

"Alan Biggs: If Sheffield United don't go for Slavisa Jokanovic then Paul Heckingbottom is next best option"​

I see that the spin doctors at the club (Bettis & co) have now got Biggs on tow!

They are really trying to calm the waters, before the announcement! The thing is though, it may not work, as there appears to be one or two of the fan base that will not welcome heckingturds appointment?

 

[Bladesman]

"Alan Biggs: If Sheffield United don't go for Slavisa Jokanovic then Paul Heckingbottom is next best option"​

I see that the spin doctors at the club (Bettis & co) have now got Biggs on tow!

They are really trying to calm the waters, before the announcement! The thing is though, it may not work, as there appears to be one or two of the fan base that will not welcome heckingturds appointment?

Shoot me now.

 

[Prem owner needed]

Shoot me now.

Just think about it for a minute though (Heckingturd).....................




What is there not to like about such an appointment?!

 

[knowsnowt]

Hi. Idiot here.
Just called in to put forward the name "hiccupburpbottom" as it seems to have been overlooked on previous posts regarding stupid variations on heckys name.

 

[BushBlade]

Hi. Idiot here.
Just called in to put forward the name "hiccupburpbottom" as it seems to have been overlooked on previous posts regarding stupid variations on heckys name.

What about Heckinbottomburp?

 

[knowsnowt]

What about Heckinbottomburp?

Equally funny tbf. We're both great at this aren't we.

 

[BushBlade]

Equally funny tbf. We're both great at this aren't we.

Cockinbottom.

 

[knowsnowt]

Cockinbottom.

You'd have to take me for a drink first.

 

[Roygbiv]

"Alan Biggs: If Sheffield United don't go for Slavisa Jokanovic then Paul Heckingbottom is next best option"​

I see that the spin doctors at the club (Bettis & co) have now got Biggs on tow!

They are really trying to calm the waters, before the announcement! The thing is though, it may not work, as there appears to be one or two of the fan base that will not welcome heckingturds appointment?

Classic Biggs

 

[bypassblade]

After the euphoria of last 4.5 years I just seem to think, the new manager will be an underwhelming choice.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

"Bettis’ decision to confirm Heckingbottom is a contender almost certainly represented an attempt to gauge how his appointment would be greeted by a fan base"

You can read this club like a book, just teasing bits into the local papers on a softly, softly approach to try and hopefully calm the waters before the big announcement comes, pathetic!

So our board are now putting out info to the local press and not just with anyone, with Biggs, who only a month or so did a needless hatchet job on them and has been crying on National radio about how they locked him out. Strange turn of events wouldn’t you say and do you really think they had no clue as to how Hecky and Tindall would be greeted by the fans?
The only almost certain thing is that you don’t have a clue if you think they wouldn’t appoint who they believe they need because the fans want someone else.

 

[Prem owner needed]

So our board are now putting out info to the local press and not just with anyone, with Biggs, who only a month or so did a needless hatchet job on them and has been crying on National radio about how they locked him out. Strange turn of events wouldn’t you say and do you really think they had no clue as to how Hecky and Tindall would be greeted by the fans?
The only almost certain thing is that you don’t have a clue if you think they wouldn’t appoint who they believe they need because the fans want someone else.

Firstly, it's not just Biggs is it, it's also probable leaks to The Star, Yorkshire Post, etc as they have all recently published articles similar. I think that we all know that they will appoint who they want, regardless of fans opinions, however that doesn't mean that the fans have to be happy clappers and not voice their own concerns and opinions on the matter.

Anyhow, back to Heckingturd, you must be one of the fans that won't have any issues hiring this previously highly successful manager then, that has had more sackings than promotions, etc?