"En Inglaterra,Gales,Irlanda o Escocia,si tu eres natural de Sheffield,eres o del Wednesday o del Sheffield United! nadie,nadie es del Manchester o del Liverpool y si eres de Birmingham seras del Aston Villa o del Birmingham City,jamás de otro! eso en España no ocurre casi en ninguna ciudad,solo y mal que me pese conozco algo que se le parezca y es Sevilla,que el 95% de la pobalción que le gusta el fútbol,o es del Betis o es del Sevilla,punto."
Google translates to...
"In England, Wales, Ireland or Scotland, if you are from Sheffield, you are from Wednesday or Sheffield United! No one, no one is from Manchester or Liverpool and if you are from Birmingham you will be from Aston Villa or Birmingham City, never from another! That in Spain does not happen almost in any city, only and badly I know something that resembles it and it is Seville, that 95% of the population that likes football, or is of Betis or is Sevilla, period."
Best I could find, although I suspect
Roygbiv might've even struggled.
P.S. This was posted in 2011...