CONFIRMED Lys Mousset

[Blade56]

 

[Blade56]

Mange tout, mange tout

Rodders

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Got sent this. Presume this is him & looks like the hotel in the background

Well feckin done .The first “seen in the Copthorne” photo

 

[Antonb]

Robbinson

 

[Ron_Justice]

Along with all the other comments in a similar vein, it got me thinking about another French player - Thierry Henry.

Henry's Pre-Arsenal record - 5 years , 8616 Minutes played or 95 full games, in 159 appearances, 31 goals, so a goal every 3.06 games.

Mousset Pre-United record - 6 years , 3877 Minutes played or 43 full games, in 106 appearances, 19 goals, so a goal every 2.26 games.

They say, you can prove anything with stats. Sure, but it goes to show, past performances isn't necessarily a good indicator for future potential.

 

[S5Blade]

He can’t sign yet we’ve not reached a 100 pages yet

He wont sign anyone, we dont have any money at all to spend, remember?>

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Along with all the other comments in a similar vein, it got me thinking about another French player - Thierry Henry.

Henry's Pre-Arsenal record - 5 years , 8616 Minutes played or 95 full games, in 159 appearances, 31 goals, so a goal every 3.06 games.

Mousset Pre-United record - 6 years , 3877 Minutes played or 43 full games, in 106 appearances, 19 goals, so a goal every 2.26 games.

They say, you can prove anything with stats. Sure, but it goes to show, past performances isn't necessarily a good indicator for future potential.

 

[Blade56]

Make him feel at home

Version 1
Tu remplis mes sens
Comme un gallon d'aimant
Comme un paquet de Woodbine
Comme une bonne pincée de tabac à priser
Comme une soirée à Sheffield
Comme un morceau de beurre gras
Mon Sheffield United viens me combler à nouveau

Version 2
You fill up my senses
Like a Magnum of Champaign
Like a packet of St Moritz
Like dried and ground garlic
Like a night out in Paris
Like a baguette and French fries
My Champs de Elyse come fill me again


Needs work

 

[LondonBlade89]

Along with all the other comments in a similar vein, it got me thinking about another French player - Thierry Henry.

Henry's Pre-Arsenal record - 5 years , 8616 Minutes played or 95 full games, in 159 appearances, 31 goals, so a goal every 3.06 games.

Mousset Pre-United record - 6 years , 3877 Minutes played or 43 full games, in 106 appearances, 19 goals, so a goal every 2.26 games.

They say, you can prove anything with stats. Sure, but it goes to show, past performances isn't necessarily a good indicator for future potential.

Lad's had 76 replies and 4 retweets. Believe that's what known on Twitter as getting ratio'd.

 

[Bladesman]

Along with all the other comments in a similar vein, it got me thinking about another French player - Thierry Henry.

Henry's Pre-Arsenal record - 5 years , 8616 Minutes played or 95 full games, in 159 appearances, 31 goals, so a goal every 3.06 games.

Mousset Pre-United record - 6 years , 3877 Minutes played or 43 full games, in 106 appearances, 19 goals, so a goal every 2.26 games.

They say, you can prove anything with stats. Sure, but it goes to show, past performances isn't necessarily a good indicator for future potential.

Works for Joe.co.uk enough said.

Then justifies his statement with this:



The full weight tosser but I assume he wanted that reaction like most wannabe journos on Twitter.

 

[FleaPitBlade]

Along with all the other comments in a similar vein, it got me thinking about another French player - Thierry Henry.

Henry's Pre-Arsenal record - 5 years , 8616 Minutes played or 95 full games, in 159 appearances, 31 goals, so a goal every 3.06 games.

Mousset Pre-United record - 6 years , 3877 Minutes played or 43 full games, in 106 appearances, 19 goals, so a goal every 2.26 games.

They say, you can prove anything with stats. Sure, but it goes to show, past performances isn't necessarily a good indicator for future potential.

I saw a bloke who said to me
He thinks he's seen the new Henry
So I said, who is he?
He goes by the name of Lys Moussett

 

[BushBlade]

Works for Joe.co.uk enough said.

Then justifies his statement with this:



The full weight tosser but I assume he wanted that reaction like most wannabe journos on Twitter.

It’s just click bait. I’m in my fifties and I understand how this works. You post something controversial so you get loads of hits. More hits, more pay.

 

[DifferentClass]

Works for Joe.co.uk enough said.

Then justifies his statement with this:



The full weight tosser but I assume he wanted that reaction like most wannabe journos on Twitter.

Have you read his bio?

"Wannabe journo @clickbaitshite. #WAWAW. Sponsored by @beres"

 

[Bladesman]

It’s just click bait. I’m in my fifties and I understand how this works. You post something controversial so you get loads of hits. More hits, more pay.

True, although in this case he isn't linking to an article on the pile of crap that is Joe.

You would think the melt that is the head of football at Joe would know that. You want the traffic not just the angry replies on Twitter.

 

[Roygbiv]

Fao Roygbiv

Is the trigger finger cocked and ready?

I'm off to Tramlines in a bit so hopefully I can get a signal to post

 

[Bladesman]

I'm off to Tramlines in a bit so hopefully I can get a signal to post

No time off for you mate. I am sure one of us on here will take your ticket.

Not me though because I won't step foot in Hillsborough.

 

[HydeParkBlade]

More hits, more pay.

Think he's going to Brighton pal.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Let's hope he rediscovers his raison d'etre, which culminates in a shared joie de vivre.

 

[Bladesman]

Let's hope he rediscovers his raison d'etre, which culminates in a shared joie de vivre.

Or his bonnet de douche.

 

[Rodley]

The end of “Brexit Blades” then.

Don’t panic, he’s a big Le Pen fan.

 

[Pinchy]

5-Live just reported it as £10m.

SUFC spending ten million. Strange times...

...and pretty soon:

 

[Pinchy]

Don’t panic, he’s a big Le Pen fan.

Unlike Jordan Rhodes...

 

[BigBed]

An all Froggy front line maybe??

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Works for Joe.co.uk enough said.

Then justifies his statement with this:



The full weight tosser but I assume he wanted that reaction like most wannabe journos on Twitter.

haha tries to justify it with a picture of a player we signed for free!

Feed the Moose & he will score!!

 

[BigBed]

Confirmed he has signed

WUEDP!??

 

[Rodley]

Wait until we drop £18m before the end of the week.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Danny04, Is the record price all in, or what we are paying up front? Got to say, an initial £9-10 million seems a lot for the lad.

 

[Bladesman]

Wait until we drop £18m before the end of the week.

On Conor Sammon.

 

[Pinchy]

Would've preferred Marriott over Maupay to be honest and yeah, I'm still hoping for a deal to get McBurnie too (although I just don't see us getting him unfortunately).

Well Tufty said publicly only last evening that he expects to break our transfer record twice more. If the second is not OMB I’m struggling to think who else it is.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

An all Froggy front line maybe??

Pipe down Rosbif!

 

[SufcBilly]

Well Tufty said publicly only last evening that he expects to break our transfer record twice more. If the second is not OMB I’m struggling to think who else it is.

Mousset (as far as im aware) is not a club record so maybe OMB and another Frech Striker....