CONFIRMED Lys Mousset

[Boxer Blade]

Irish aren't really foreigners

Then sorting out the backstop should be easy silent!

 

[Blade56]

Media announcement at 3pm?

 

[Bladesman]

Media announcement at 3pm?

New larger press box announced.

 

[Grappler]

I'm off to Tramlines in a bit so hopefully I can get a signal to post

See you there

 

[S40BLADE]

THE WORST DEAL

 

[cahill]

look who can work Google translate

Don’t need it mate

 

[Boxer Blade]

New larger press box announced.

Fuckin ell they ain't finished the current one yet

 

[Antonb]

Come on get the video done for gods sake

 

[jt64]

THE WORST DEAL

I mean, why spend 9m on Mousset when you can spend twice as much on Jordon Ibe or Dominic Solanke, where's the ambition

 

[TCsLoveChild]

How long is this medical taking? UTB

 

[BigBed]

Pipe down Rosbif!

?

 

[BigBed]

How long is this medical taking? UTB

Until he catches Bash in the running bit.

 

[Harrisblade]

I mean, why spend 9m on Mousset when you can spend twice as much on Jordon Ibe or Dominic Solanke, where's the ambition

Worse than this deal?

"Bournemouth have signed England striker Dominic Solanke from Liverpool for £19m.
Solanke, 21, had been due to join Crystal Palace on loan earlier this week but the deal fell through because of fitness concerns."

 

[Stretch]

How long is this medical taking? UTB

'SSN understands that Lys Mousset has signed for Sheffield United. The club's media team are currently working on their latest promotional masterpiece, a video combining the best of cutting edge graphics, French stereotypes and shit grime music, which must be completed before he is unveiled. We expect to see him sometime next week'

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Worse than this deal?

"Bournemouth have signed England striker Dominic Solanke from Liverpool for £19m.
Solanke, 21, had been due to join Crystal Palace on loan earlier this week but the deal fell through because of fitness concerns."

Even worse than this?

"Sheffield Wednesday have agreed a club record £10.5m to sign Jordan Rhodes. A club spokesman said they are going to piss the league with all the goals Rhodes will score"

 

[Blade for Sale]

'SSN understands that Lys Mousset has signed for Sheffield United. The club's media team are currently working on their latest promotional masterpiece, a video combining the best of cutting edge graphics, French stereotypes and shit grime music, which must be completed before he is unveiled. We expect to see him sometime next week'

If it's not the 1980s version of Vikki Michelle sat on his knee in a French maid's outfit, while Arthur Bostrom announces 'a worm wilcome to our new soning frem Bonemooth' with a Daft Punk remix of the Allo Allo theme tune in the background, then I won't be held responsible for my actions.

 

[S40BLADE]

How long is this medical taking? UTB

I think the nurse has worked her way to the shaft now. Close to completion...

 

[derfblade.3]

 

[Patrick Fletcher]

The upload speeds at Bramall lane must be shit. Gotta get that video on YouTube or the Transfer isn't real.

 

[Harrisblade]

If it's not the 1980s version of Vikki Michelle sat on his knee in a French maid's outfit, while Arthur Bostrom announces 'a worm wilcome to our new soning frem Bonemooth' with a Daft Punk remix of the Allo Allo theme tune in the background, then I won't be held responsible for my actions.

Just entitle it 'Les Miserables' and save a lot of us posting at all!

 

[BLADE OF GRASS]

WUEDP!??

I've just been told its 4m with add ons

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Bournemouth's Mousset hits out at Howe

Bournemouth striker Lys Mousset has denied voicing frustration at his lack of first-team opportunities and saying he "feels like a spectator"

www.espn.co.uk

An old article. Make of it what you will.

Must say, & I don’t think I’m alone, that I am a little underwhelmed with the signing of Mousset. Seems a real odd one and a very large outlay for someone who has been out of action for 3 years. As always, I will trust in Wilder but from the outside looking in it does seem a strange signing.

 

[LondonBlade89]

I've just been told its 4m with add ons

If it was actually £4m, they should do a better job of getting that figure out in the media.

At the moment, we've just got a load of ITKs saying "yeah right no way are we paying that much! "

 

[Seth Rollins]

How long is this medical taking? UTB

He’s signing when he’s sobered up. Dont forget the last part of our medical is drinking 12 bottles of Peroni!!

 

[BLADE OF GRASS]

If it was actually £4m, they should do a better job of getting that figure out in the media.

At the moment, we've just got a load of ITKs saying "yeah right no way are we paying that much! "

Also believe hes trained with squad today, hes definitely been around all day that's for sure

 

[Grappler]

He’s signing when he’s sobered up. Dont forget the last part of our medical is drinking 12 bottles of Peroni!!

[Nurse] "ok that's nearly everything, now you can get dressed and go and meet Dr. Stearman in the bar...."

 

[Harry's Game]

THE WORST DEAL

The Express...

Nuff said.

 

[jt64]

If it was actually £4m, they should do a better job of getting that figure out in the media.

And let Brentford or Swansea know that we have an extra five million in the bank than they thought? Keep it undisclosed

 

[GroovyBrad]

How long is this medical taking? UTB

Reckon we’re waiting to announce a double

 

[Antonb]

soooooo sloooooowwwww