CONFIRMED Lys Mousset

[Numpty's Dusty Ruts.]

You use your feet to press the pedals though, not your leg. So if your toe is severely injured, I’d have thought this task would be painful.

Nah, not with enough morphine! No problem!

 

[Bladeinleeds]

If we could get him fit and firing from January and in some kind of form it could make a massive difference - Burke with better finishing and creativity.

same output as last season could make all the difference

 

[BladesMadGreeny]

Whatever you think of Moussett facts are he was our joint Top Scorer and Top Assists. I can’t wait for him to be back in our Squad

 

[jono_t2000]

Moving up in the world... Not!

 

[Bartleby]

Moving up in the world... Not!

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Moving up in the world... Not!

Came 3rd in the Turkish league. It's a step up from rock bottom of the Italian tbh

 

[JJ Sefton]

Not in the line up for Bochum tonight.

 

[shorehamview]

Not in the line up for Bochum tonight.

Probably in the kebab shop instead.

 

[Bert]

Not in the line up for Bochum tonight.

Took a slight knock in training. Should be back early in the new year.

 

[Wards]

Not gonna make the French World Cup squad at this rate.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Took a slight knock in training. Should be back early in the new year.

Those little plastic things they put in the middle of your pizza can be lethal.

 

[JackSUFC]

Not gonna make the French World Cup squad at this rate.

I remember when he had that little purple patch some on here were suggesting he’d get a call-up.

 

[robbiez666]

Not gonna make the French World Cup squad at this rate.

First name on the French man vs food teamsheet

 

[shorehamview]

First name on the French man vs food teamsheet

“What will you be eating tonight Lys?”
“Le fucking lot, monsieur. Avec all of les chips, et le bouquet de garlic mayo. Morceau de piss.”

 

[JJ Sefton]

Working hard at getting match fit…

 

[shorehamview]

Working hard at getting match fit…

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“Number two back and sides please Gandalf.”

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

"Number 12 please Gandalf"

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Working hard at getting match fit…

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Clear evidence of ZZ Tops Billy Gibbons moonlighting.

 

[SwissBlade]

Working hard at getting match fit…

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Must be time for his weekly weigh in. #marginalgains

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Bochum bottom with zero points - Mousset not played a single minute. Not sure it’ll ever sink in with him.

 

[CaptainMorgans]

I almost feel sorry for him at this point.
He clearly doesn't have (m)any good influces in his life. He seemingly isn't the brightest either so he could really use some directioj.

 

[Varkanoid]

What you dont see is the other half of the shop is a kebab and pizza shop.

 

[bongleblade]

"Number 12 please Gandalf"

Hold the frodo

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Are we still paying him a wage ?

 

[Wards]

Are we still paying him a wage ?

Why would we be? His contract ended in June.

 

[ThatJa]

He must have the best agent in the world, getting these clubs he's getting. All top flight clubs.

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

Bochum bottom with zero points - Mousset not played a single minute. Not sure it’ll ever sink in with him.

If he gets a top division club after his "efforts" for a solid 2.5 years here, what incentive has he got?

A moron like that will only even half wake up when it's way too late

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

“Number two back and sides please Gandalf.”

"Number 12 please Gandalf"

One number 3, a number 7, two number 64s, an 83, 16 popadoms and a pickle tray.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Bochum bottom with zero points - Mousset not played a single minute. Not sure it’ll ever sink in with him.

On the contrary. I think it sank in for him some time ago.

“Park le derriere, get paid an absolute fortune, do bollocks all in return, be prepared to run around un petit peu when unavoidable, count le cash, retire early. Merci beaucoup suckers”.

Can‘t knock le grift. Chapeau au Moose.

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

What a life eh, and we think he's daft............