Pinchy
Blade, not Bladey.
The Guardian report at the time didn't seem to find the handball so inexplicable. I thought it was pretty obvious at the time that he'd been fouled from my perfect view from the opposite end of the ground..,
The losers will be tormented more by another aspect. As Kevin Kilbane struck a free-kick from the right, Phil Jagielka was probably being nudged by Emile Heskey but the referee Mike Dean took no note of that and penalised the United right-back for handling with upstretched arm.
Then he could have told us that.
Neither he nor the timid ref-respecter OBN offerred even the slightest protest, whether at the time or later. Still worse, he's never troubled us with an explanation for his key role in our relegation. That's the respect the Everton player has for us. None.
The Grauniad reporter doesn't understand bio-mechanics. A nudge doesn't make you stretch your arm upwards. Try it.
Sorry Bladey Blades. Your legend doesn't give a fuck about our club. Fuck him. Don't come back.