Sithblade
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Why shop at Netto or even strangle a Swan when you can just go to Wilkinsons and eat your own toe?Why shop at netto when you can strangle a Swan ont canal and eat that.
And swans can't really break your arm with its wing. So no worries there.
Drop kicking a Swan is the way forward.
Man 'cut off toe in Wilko store and ate it' | ITV News
A man is in hospital after reportedly cutting off his toe with bolt cutters and then eating it inside a Wilko store in Sheffield. | ITV News Calendar
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